@Op, how many guys can recite 10 of this yeye code??

ermm, so... i'm to read all this this Friday night

Eyes just dey turn me as I dey read dis rubbish post

this is nairaland.. not dollarland..

when u copy and paste.. pls tropicalize ur posts..


anyway.. the code that applies to me

1. dont ever ask my sister out if u r jobless or if we dey flex together..

2. an ex is a no-no... we r 7billion on earth.. its better u date a chinese than woo my ex .

mehn guy code no fair. my padi sista don grow sexy over night. but sake of say her bros na my main guy,she come turn my little sis. well God bless the guy wey make her cry. I go chop him pale

Wats dis all about sef

Hmnnn

Guy Code 101; stop liking girls pictures, comments and lame posts on Nairaland even when it disagrees with your principle, cos you wanna sha.g her.

Pls summary biko

. In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he
is mad because he isn’t talking.
funny one

so bored

Waspy: Nice one Op....These ain't all you know. I was trying to explain a guy code to a female friend and she failed to get the drill.

Lotta codes

r u kidding me.. ? u should be burnt at the stake..
it isnt a code if u tell the ladies.. argghhh

Am sure this was compiled by one teenage jobless boy somwhere that is bored beyond reasonable doubt......errant Nonsense...#code. No1 guys dont talk much....or read dis long azz write up....ewu!!

You can forgive a buddy when you catch him on top of your babe but not when in a wrong place talking to your sister.

Cool

guy i comot my cap 4 u.....you ar d man.....d few i jst read made me wanna comment....tuale baba.....going bak to finish it cos i am a man

longest post I've ever seen on nl. did one na yeye code o na only Nairaland boys get am

Mahn...You gotta pity ugly chicks born in the 21st century.

As a coded guy, have tried my very best to live a principled life. I once worked with a Boss-very well known. He had lovely daughters and female workers that were quite tempting with all the green lights getting thrown at one. I knew the rules that any female linked to my Boss is a no go area. He loved me for that! And I was entrusted to take care of his family where ever his not around. Have bumped most times into his wife and daughters naked. Whether accidental or by design I still can't say. But, I always look forward to their hugs nothing more.

MabraO: I find myself doing majorly all of these nd my friends tell me am weird
Now I know y
I wished dey could read this and know y tio
The guy code

I can understand the feelings.

Looool I pretty much abide by most of these codes, they're just my way of life, rather than a code however I disagree with a few of them.

The two major ones

- Remembering birthdays: I remember my friends's birthdays, they remember mine & celebrating it is not optional, it must be celebrated even if it means physically dragging you out of the house.

- Sleeping on the same bed: Not sleeping on the same bed with your friends is un-feasible. Even from my days in Uni, sometime friends crash at my place & vice versa, we share bed. Everyone is straight, no worries about that.

Funny post

These are tinz guyz do without thinking abt dem.
Just imagine a Chelsea vs Man utd matchday and a guy walks in and asks "which teams are playing" .I'm sure nobody 'll answer his question



Nice one OP...had a good laff

...the codes are for the Ops and his village peeps alone

This some bull****.

Put the same thing up a few days back and its rip off makes FP?

https://www.nairaland.com/1904608/bro-code-king-james-iii


The reality here is really twisted.

Codes, Brain stress,Let's Un code!!!

#get rich or die trying !

bushdoc9919:

Yes...like any guy would do that!

Change your friends!

Na why e be code...no one needs to recite.It comes to us naturally

timilehing: @Op, how many guys can recite 10 of this yeye code??

Rec'd