allow too many codes in your... you will just die CODED!!!


Time of death: unknown
Place of death: unknown
Cause....: unknown
Report:........CODED DEATH

Never bleep your gal's girlfriend more than once. If she finds out it was once, claim the victim that you were seduced while under the influence of alcohol then apologise and she will forgive you and give your maximum support if she chooses to banish her girlfriend from her circle of friends. But if you do it more than once then you are guilty as charged and does not deserve forgiveness from any one including your grandfather.

Never flirt with another man's babe in his presence. It is totally disrespectful to all men of all colours and ages. However, behind his back, the choice is entirely yours.

It is a taboo to play love songs when you are with another man alone in a car or in a room. Change the song to rap, high life or Fela.

Under no circumstances should you light up a cigarette for another man unless he is a veteran who lost his his two hands in war or there's a contagious disease like ebola in town and you want to maintain minimal external contact with your personal belongings and always make him understand.

too long and we dey naija abeg.

knock knock! permission to come in

watch out for Gals code

never call a fellow man sweet names instead insulting Names like idiot, mumu,mugu are welcomed

nickz: I TAKE NUMBER1 MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY LIFE

you shall not look at my sister twice except you can lick your elbow

Masterpiece we need to talk. I lost your contacts a while back. Please contact me via email.

I saw her first does not count. Only "I approached her first"
The first guy to man up and sweettalk her is the only legal Partner.

Plus if you got a free, a free kittycat or anything free, thou shall pass it on to a friend

khukhi:

Masterpiece we need to talk. I lost your contacts a while back. Please contact me via email.

Do I know you??

I see

Never ever quote an outrageously long post unless you are a fa'g, imbe'cile, ins'ane, retar'ded or just generally fu'cked up mentally! Reading it the first time was bad enough.
Never ever spoon feed another guy. If he's on the verge of death, you're allowed to stick a funnel in his mouth and let him chug the food.
The only time you're allowed to slap a guy's a'ss is if he can't afford a horse.

www.nairaland.com/1911095/guy-code-no-women-girls


topic done already with over 60 guy codes