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| Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by tosyne2much(m): 5:45pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
As far as romance session is concerned, I don't create topic to make FP, FP go add to my Gp ? Wetin concern me Sometime ago, b4 I went for scanning and was confirmed to be an ulcer paient.. I had terrible stomach problems which made my mum run helter skelter at the expense of my health. My mom consulted a female pharmacist as regards to my health in my absence.. #fast forward# my mom came back, called me and sat me down, then she popped up the mouth sealing question.. '' I jst came back frm d pharmacist and she inquired to know somethings but unfortunately you didn't go with me...She said '' when last did you have se.x with your gf ? I was like eeeeehn! ahn ahn !! Wetin happen !! Which kind pharmacist be dis na !!.. Shey dis people think say Konji wan finish me ni ? Shame and discomfort was registered on my face immediately.. I told her I knew what she was driving at and that was not the cause of my stomach pain.. Me wey lie down in pains, na so I stand up sharp sharp waka comot at Hussain Bolt pace and avoided her till day break.. I find this question embarrassing not because I was not mature yet but because it was jst so awkward answering that kind of question  Do you feel comfortable answering this kind of question or have you answered this kind of question b4? |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by folawiyoma(m): 5:51pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
@op how old are u? 1 Like |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by naturally: 5:52pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Are you shy of your mama |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by tosyne2much(m): 5:53pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
folawiyoma: @op how old are u?what has age got to do with this ? And besides, it happened sometime ago |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by Crocz(m): 5:55pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
^^^ he's probably 15-16yrs old, 18 max Cos this is the age when stuffs like that happens...heavy stomach ache! |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by tosyne2much(m): 5:58pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Crocz: ^^^ he's probably 15-16yrs old, 18 maxhehehehehehe see my egbon ooooo.. The question awkward ? |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by lawrenceunaa: 6:00pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
i will answer for my health sake  |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by godofwar666(m): 6:03pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
@opGuy how far nah you just make me waste MB 4 dis thing wey u post which account I go rite I'm down now  Mb wasted |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by folawiyoma(m): 6:05pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
tosyne2much: what has age got to do with this ? And besides, it happened sometime ago Just a fear question thou, thou when I was 19 I was bleeping. A girl which my mum later discovered somehow, I was so ashamed bc she caught us while I was waiting for a way to make her escape been seen with the girl in my room when I heard my mums voice. She came home earlier from work. Well she told the girl that she's not fighting with her but she want her to give me some space bc am still young and I have a lot on my hands to do. My eyes became red when the gurl went out while I told my mum ( you just let the gurl that make me happy go) omo kan see dirty slap. Na now I no say I be mumu for saying that. Na surulere be my mum has I no get liver look her eyes cus It was embarrassing for me. Ok what about the first day she no am drinking alcohol? Omo she nearly faint but I was so drunk to notice thou! 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by tosyne2much(m): 6:06pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
godofwar666: @opGuy how far nah you just make me waste MB 4 dis thing wey u post which account I go rite I'm down nowhaha parlie which kind tin be dis na ? No be you suppose dey derail my thread . Cocks my short gun =» oya get out sharp sharp |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by Nobody: 6:08pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
folawiyoma: @op how old are u?15 I guess |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by folawiyoma(m): 6:12pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
 snrman: 15 I guess snrman: 15 I guess |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by tosyne2much(m): 6:14pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
A friend once told me she was receiving a phone call from her bf in the presence of her mom, immediately she dropped the call, her mom asked her, ''are you still a virgin ? She said was so shocked and felt the ground should open and swallow her up.. She said her mom was curious to know but hiding under the cover of jokes.. She said she told her mom ''Yes am still a virgin''.. Her mom smiled and said, ehn ehn you think am a kid abi? Okay open ur legs let me confirm myself den... She said she was lik '' wetin dey worry this woman sef '' she later told her mom she's done it b4 but just once 1 Like |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by tosyne2much(m): 6:16pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
snrman: 15 I guesshey boss calm down.. Who's 15 years? Its about d awkward question and not the age |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by Nobody: 6:18pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
tosyne2much: hey boss calm down.. Who's 15 years? Its about d awkward question and not the ageand the question is ok I dint read the post |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by Tallesty1(m): 6:25pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Something similar happened to me. I was with mum and dad at the hospital when the doctor dropped the bomb. "Do you have a gf cause what I have proves that you got this problem from a woman" Dear me  I still be follow come then.My dad said "No". It is not possible.(Thank God) I looked at mom to know what she'd say but she was busy searching for her jaw cause it dropped immediately .Some doctors fit kill person with wrong diagnosis 1 Like |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by tosyne2much(m): 6:26pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Tallesty1: Lolstallesty, 'lol' is nat d answer to d question ooooo... You must talk |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by balogundayo(m): 6:35pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Lol... A doctor once asked me that in my mothers presence... I felt so embarrassed nd kept looking up at the ceiling nd at my mother's face... Lol I had to signal the woman to discharge her nd she did... |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by Tallesty1(m): 6:38pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
tosyne2much: tallesty, 'lol' is nat d answer to d question ooooo... You must talkNah space I booked, refresh the page now to see my comment |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by 3DCYCLOPS: 6:42pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Well..moms never want to know how old their son is..just as long you are under her roof..you'll still appear to her as the same innocent harmless baby she held in her arms the day you first suckled her nipplés.. BTW girls are priviledged..they dont set locations.. 1 Like |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by Surplus90(m): 6:48pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
I once had some kind of problem around my privates...wen my big bros and I visited phamarcist, d phamacis said its an infection either from using toilet or tru sex...he then asked wen last did u have sex?...(in front of my big bros) I answered 'six months ago'...and its d truth...what's d big deal? |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by Nobody: 6:56pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Tallesty1: she was busy searching for her jaw cause it dropped immediatelylol, this is funny. |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by raziboi(m): 7:03pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
I CNT ansa dat question oooo |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by Luckygurl(f): 7:07pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Crocz: ^^^ he's probably 15-16yrs old, 18 maxPlease, what causes the heavy stomach ache. I really want to know. 1 Like |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by Crocz(m): 7:12pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Luckygurl: The sperm reserve is too full...if the boy doesn't have wet dreams or sex to offload some, it causes severe stomach ache |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by tosyne2much(m): 7:16pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Tallesty1: Something similar happened to me. I was with mum and dad at the hospital when the doctor dropped the bomb.bwahahahahahahahaha lwkmd... You no go kill me with laughter |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by SporaD8: 7:31pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Crocz:Are u a doc? what's your specialty please. |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by SporaD8: 7:31pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Crocz:Are u a doc? what's your area of specialty please. |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by littlemistress: 7:35pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
 this is gonn be interesting. |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by Luckygurl(f): 7:40pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
The sperm reserve is too full...if the boy doesn't have wet dreams or sex to offload some, it causes severe stomach ache[/quote] Ehyaaah!! Some guys are suffering sha.. |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by Nobody: 8:06pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
following |
| Re: Can You Answer This Awkward Question If Your Mother Asks You ? by spanzed(m): 8:30pm On Sep 23, 2014 |
Lol OP she put you in a tight corner...those kind question fit cure sickness sharp sharp!! |
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