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Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by tonychristopher: 1:07pm On Sep 30, 2014
For Muslims they will need tons of condoms and lubrication cream due to surplus curtains there ...Viagra will be handy also

For Muslim women they will need just lubrication jells and psychological and mental preparation of sex orgy to come


But for Christians

They all need joy and happiness that's all
Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by MillerHenry(m): 2:27pm On Sep 30, 2014
daryoor: u came and u'll be leaving empty handed..but what if you could go to heaven or hell (thats if it dosent melt smiley ) with one thing .

me na my phone i go carry go
Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by MillerHenry(m): 2:28pm On Sep 30, 2014
Point of correction: Heaven only
den it wil b my ND result
Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by Nobody: 3:34pm On Sep 30, 2014
diluminati: Nonsense. you should ask if heaven really exist in the first place.
u sick bastard!
Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by offiahPman: 4:39pm On Sep 30, 2014
i would love to take with me my rosary.
Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by nickz(m): 10:29am On Oct 02, 2014
gloryl:

May God forgive u... lipsrsealed
Saint GLorYsad!!!!!


See you in heavenangry

Just know I'm coming preparedlipsrsealed
Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by laskay(m): 1:35pm On Oct 02, 2014
donclichy: shoo wetin you wan go read there?
Well, at least for the directions in heaven now.
Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by enimcnite(m): 9:10pm On Oct 12, 2014
Omobaa:

So u don confirm am say ur mum dey go hell...eh'yaaaah!
and i jst confimred dat ur brain is dead
Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by gloryl(f): 9:06pm On Jan 19, 2015
nickz:
Saint GLorYsad!!!!!


See you in heavenangry

Just know I'm coming preparedlipsrsealed

I'm waiting!!
Re: If U Could Take Just One Thing To Heaven, What Would It Be? by Anas09: 12:22am On Jan 20, 2015
You are going to have ur mind as it is anywhere. That's what will be used to judge u nah. U get to remember who u be and weytin u do nah. So, actually, nah only ur mind as it is.

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