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What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by tfajobi(m): 7:15am On Sep 29, 2014
Relationship develops I know, but wen it reaches a point she farts and ur forced 2 smell dat disastrous odour, or ur brushing and she uses d toilet at d same time wat will u do?. Der shd b a limit or soon one wld b asked 2 clean up after her.

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Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Barrywhite8620: 7:15am On Sep 29, 2014
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Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by tomsniel(m): 7:20am On Sep 29, 2014
Those acts disgusts me.. I will definitely issue a sound warning to her thats if she is my gf but if its my wife.. We go start farting competition and see whose is louder and more disastrous.

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Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by djeezy(m): 7:25am On Sep 29, 2014
As a civilized guy, I find farting in the presence of your partner uncouth.
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by valmunich(m): 7:36am On Sep 29, 2014
Shiit makes me wanna puke sad
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by valmunich(m): 7:37am On Sep 29, 2014
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Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by chimerase2: 7:49am On Sep 29, 2014
Pretty gals dnt fart ok angry
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Tallesty1(m): 7:50am On Sep 29, 2014
I will take her to the hospital and tell the doctor to change her ana'l muffler.
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by mynd44bankrall: 8:01am On Sep 29, 2014
I don't understand. How will she "clean up" ?
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Sarimah(f): 8:13am On Sep 29, 2014
valmunich: Shiit makes me wanna puke sad
sharap u inhale it lyk cocain tongue
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by greatwaters: 8:14am On Sep 29, 2014
Just plug the hole with something
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by valmunich(m): 8:16am On Sep 29, 2014
Sarimah: sharap u inhale it lyk cocain tongue
Lol.. Yea, I'm a 'mess dealer' and an addict too grin
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by mynd44bankrall: 8:17am On Sep 29, 2014
Sarimah: sharap u inhale it lyk cocain tongue
who is this? angry
Big turn off angry
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by esmarcq(m): 8:21am On Sep 29, 2014
that is a plus for u....... that means she hides nothing from u

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Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Sarimah(f): 8:27am On Sep 29, 2014
mynd44bankrall: who is this? angry
Big turn off angry
who is talking?
Tah angry
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Nobody: 8:28am On Sep 29, 2014
Ordinary fart and you are complaining, when some caring guys don't allow their gf flush the toilet after using it.
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Sarimah(f): 8:39am On Sep 29, 2014
valmunich:
Lol.. Yea, I'm a 'mess dealer' and an addict too grin
its written all over u hun...kip it up grin
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by valmunich(m): 8:50am On Sep 29, 2014
Sarimah: its written all over u hun...kip it up grin
You don't mind 'mesmerizing' wif me
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Nobody: 9:05am On Sep 29, 2014
Is she human?

It depends on the level of interaction of the relationship.

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Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Sarimah(f): 9:06am On Sep 29, 2014
valmunich:
You don't mind 'mesmerizing' wif me
i don't mess grin
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Nobody: 9:14am On Sep 29, 2014
Sarimah: i don't mess grin
I just heard the biggest lie of 20th century,,you have the award @ your doorstep

Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by valmunich(m): 9:15am On Sep 29, 2014
Sarimah: i don't mess grin
Lmao.. I'm starting to think you're the one the OP wrote about cheesy
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by justmag(m): 10:05am On Sep 29, 2014
chimerase2: Pretty gals dnt fart ok angry

oHH!! They don't fart but they drop bombs
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Sarimah(f): 10:08am On Sep 29, 2014
valmunich:
Lmao.. I'm starting to think you're the one the OP wrote about cheesy
chei cry

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Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Sarimah(f): 10:09am On Sep 29, 2014
Unibenstudent: I just heard the biggest lie of 20th century,,you have the award @ your doorstep
lol tongue
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Nobody: 10:13am On Sep 29, 2014
Sarimah: lol tongue
even my sister dey mess ,,dey deny am,why girls be like this,,flatulence is a sign that u are a human being#no flatulence ,no human being
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Nobody: 10:14am On Sep 29, 2014
I'll tell her to SmellMyFart
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by AfricanApple(f): 10:15am On Sep 29, 2014
3cycle: Ordinary fart and you are complaining, when some caring guys don't allow their gf flush the toilet after using it.
madam just name what u want and I will give to u for this comment
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Sarimah(f): 10:17am On Sep 29, 2014
Unibenstudent: even my sister dey mess ,,dey deny am,why girls be like this,,flatulence is a sign that u are a human being#no flatulence ,no human being
everybody dey mess nau undecided
But mine is special...it smells like perfume grin
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Nobody: 10:22am On Sep 29, 2014
Sarimah: everybody dey mess nau undecided
But mine is special...it smells like perfume grin
please fart with your butt facing my mouth cry
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Nobody: 10:22am On Sep 29, 2014
Sarimah: everybody dey mess nau undecided
But mine is special...it smells like perfume grin
lmao..hehehe,I pray ohh..the truth is that because everyone is used to their flatulence they don't consider. It as a threat..but messing in an air conditioned bus..while travelling ,,ur seat mates will immediately cover their nose and shout blood of god
Re: What Will U Do When She Finds Easy 2 Fart Around U Wen Ur Alone. by Sarimah(f): 10:25am On Sep 29, 2014
SmellMyFart: please fart with your butt in my mouth cry
*drags my butt close to his mouth*

Oya open ya mouth angry

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