sameer1212: i am good jst dat* missing tinz on ponit*

Like?

;DLol funny indeed[color=#000099][/color]

Blueeyedboi: ...Lolzzz....might not be as rich as adenuga or dangote just yet but trust me I'll give you the time of your life cos you're my kind of girl..all you need do is say YES.....

U are not as rich as I want
So I say NO

elnino3:

Was Theo Walcott playing professional football for Arsenal 10yrs ago?
Uncle u can lie o.

I was being hyperbolical dude .

The solution to this is for you to just get extra view in your bedroom and tell your wife that the bedroom tv and the remote belongs to her, while the sitting room tv and the remote belongs to you, don't fail to make it clear who the sitting room tv belongs to, otherwise you may get home when Champions league is a minute to kick off, and see your wife watching TELEMUNDO in the sitting room, and if you try to change the channel she will ask you to go to the bedroom cos she don't want to miss this part, and as we all know the sitting room tv is always the bigger screen, and more interesting to watch football on.

Try this method and thank me later,

Talking from experience.

dytbabe:
U are not as rich as I want
So I say NO

......owkies

glitest:

Like?

missing u offcouse

Blueeyedboi: ....Now this is some dude with serious football knowledge...yeah I go with you on dat one....mata is better in the number ten role than rooney...I personally feel rooney is overrated en everton's game'll prove me right if the manager plays mata in that role..one love to u too...*chops knuckle..

tnks, my pleasure.

Blueeyedboi: ......owkies

Take bucket
I need fluid

Lol. Interesting topic, funny thread. But come to think of it, the silly questions Is partly what u miss about wifey when she is not around. We ladies ask very naughty questions during football matches though.

Dey say jokes r nt 4nny d 2nd time, bt i've read dis joke many times on facebuk and many other blogs yet IT'S STIL FUNNY

;DSoo fuNny.so na like dis e dey always be while M♥̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨͡ hubby is watchin ball and am there(i must ask questions shaaa ni).

#Association øƒ wify for Nigeria dey say, "we r so sorry ooo".

I don't entertain silly questions, i give them silly answers in return.

Imagine myself and my brother who's suppose to know a bit about football, watching the same football match with me, we started watching at the same time and the score, name of clubs playing and LIVE boldly shown on the screen.

This end still went ahead to ask if the match was live and who was leading.

I just kept quiet and didn't even do as if i heard, when he kept asking the same question, i pointed to the screen and asked him if the screen was too dark for him or if he was backing the screen.

If you want to get the lecture of your life, ask me silly questions!

sameer1212: missing u offcouse

#Raises left eyebrows#
Really?..Aww! ...So sweet of you...Missing you too

glitest:
#Raises left eyebrows#
Really?..Aww! ...So sweet of you...Missing you too

ok tnks...

sameer1212: ok tnks...

You're very much welcome

stevolinkon40: Bidding starts from $6.99.....highest bidder gets this space.. bidding ends 13.00

$10

oliverscurd419: W: Magic).

@ least it's better than having your wife. Call you to do something when it is not half time

dytbabe:
Take bucket
I need fluid

.....you need fluid!!!!!!! .......now I'm beginning to suspect you cos only a vampire says that...

jdilight:

$10

sowie...bidding ended @13.00....sold for$14.72 you will notice advert on the front page soonn

stevolinkon40: sowie...bidding ended @13.00....sold for$14.72 you will notice advert on the front page soonn

honeric01: I don't entertain silly questions, i give them silly answers in return.
Imagine myself and my brother who's suppose to know a bit about football, watching the same football match with me, we started watching at the same time and the score, name of clubs playing and LIVE boldly shown on the screen.
This end still went ahead to ask if the match was live and who was leading.
I just kept quiet and didn't even do as if i heard, when he kept asking the same question, i pointed to the screen and asked him if the screen was too dark for him or if he was backing the screen.
If you want to get the lecture of your life, ask me silly questions!

Ahn ahn
Everyth abt u is aggressive
Hian

dytbabe:


Ahn ahn
Everyth abt u is aggressive
Hian

How did you arrive at this? you must be an X-ray machine.

Razi1: my dr i doff hat 4 u cus in all ma life i've never seen a persin wey d book space witout writing anythin.u havd learnt d art of space booking so Good dat u must have had a phd."prostrating"kabiyesi o

funny

honeric01:

How did you arrive at this? you must be an X-ray machine.

Yes
I can read it thru u
Loool

dytbabe:

Yes
I can read it thru u
Loool

Well i can be very funny sometimes, but get extremely serious and mean when faced with stupidity/silliness.

honeric01:

Well i can be very funny sometimes, but get extremely serious and mean when faced with stupidity/silliness.

So ^ mean or serious?

dytbabe:

So ^ mean or serious?

I can be both sometimes.. when i am serious, i become very blunt and people take my being blunt to being mean.

I can tell you raw fact that'll make you cry and at the same time i can tell you things that will keep you shining your teeth even while sleeping.

honeric01:

I can be both sometimes.. when i am serious, i become very blunt and people take my being blunt to being mean.

I can tell you raw fact that'll make you cry and at the same time i can tell you things that will keep you shining your teeth even while sleeping.

I don't understnad u grumpy man
Shift abeg
Match don start

lol another reason. To have 2 TV lmbo

dytbabe:

I don't understnad u grumpy man
Shift abeg
Match don start

Pardon?

I read this around 2am and Laughed so loud that my wife had to comment