You know all those things they as women, want you to know about them, without them actually having to tell you that you should know them? You know, the things they get mad at you for because you should know, but you don’t know, but you should know? Yes, those things. These are them. Read on and learn…

1. They will get irrational about things

This can range from pantyhose runs to a ruined pedicure, from pimples to pregnancy scares. Under no circumstances may you actually tell them they are being irrational.

2. They all agree: Funny > Hot

Your ability to make them laugh will always trump your ability to look good in a pair of Levi’s.

3. They like when you buy them things

Whether it’s a drink at the bar or a Tiffany’s necklace, buying them things (no matter how “unmaterialistic” they claim to be) will always put you in their good books.

4. They will never be their mothers

It doesn’t matter how much they love and adore them, our worst fear is turning into our mothers. Don’t ever accuse them of doing so.

5. They should never have to text you first

You wanna get with them? Then pick up the damned phone and send a text. Chances are, if you leave it up to them, you’ll be alone forever.

6. Sometimes they just have to fake it

Most of you have no idea how much time and focus it takes for them to have an orgasm (short answer: a lot). Sometimes their head just isn’t in the game and they don’t want to hurt your ego. Roll with it.

7. They remember everything

Like to an alarming degree. Be prepared.

8. They think your “three-day rule” is bull****

Sure, go ahead and wait three days to contact them. By then they'll have probably been on two more dates with the guy who had the balls to call them the next day.

9. They really do judge you by your shoes

Yes, what you put on your feet will, without a doubt, factor into their decision as to whether or not they will date you.

10. They like to sext

But they will NOT send you a picture of their genitals. Don’t ask.

11. They define cheating differently than you

Anything you do with another female that you wouldn’t do if they were standing in plain sight is cheating to them.

12. They don’t need as much PDA as you think

Contrary to popular opinion, most of them would be happy if you just held their hand while you walk around the mall.

13. They need to be constantly reassured

They don’t care how much you hate it, but if you want to keep them around, tell them how much they mean to you. And tell them a lot. Otherwise they will ask you. A lot. Like, annoyingly a lot.

14. They hate drama

But yes, they will probably cause it. Do not question this.

15. They have a very healthy sex drive too

So in other words, if they're not having sex with you it is because a) they feel fat or b) they're mad at you. Sidenote: Asking them if the problem is a) will make them b).

16. They like porn too

Sharing is caring.

17. They hate the gym

They don’t like pain and they don’t like sweat. They're doing this to look good for you. So appreciate and repay the favour. And before you ask, yes, the same applies to genital hair removal.

18. They hate waiting

Whether it’s returning a text or turning up for dinner, they HATE IT when you keep them waiting. So don’t.

19. They like to be kissed
A lot.

20. Most of the time they aren’t actually PMS’ing

They're just using it as an excuse to make you momentarily miserable.

yeah

Were ni gbogbo yin ni?
This is the male version of the yeye thread of 20 Commandments Every Woman Must Know. What's in vogue on Nairaland now is to release a thread & its counter thread.
Last Bullet
Nice info full the thread sha.

Is this a counter thread





If so make I sitdown chop my popcorn, as I wait for gender warrior to fight their e war

boys copying girls since 1865 .... nice post tho

OkikiOluwa1: Were ni gbogbo yin ni?
This is the male version of the yeye thread of 20 Commandments Every Woman Must Know.
Last Bullet
Nice info full the thread sha.

What is this one saying.
Bros, are you from ajegunle

Mods fp plz

OkikiOluwa1: Were ni gbogbo yin ni?
This is the male version of the yeye thread of 20 Commandments Every Woman Must Know.
Last Bullet
Nice info full the thread sha.

where you go

Bellasharonne: boys copying girls since 1865 .... nice post tho

you agree with him?

counter thread everywhere
it has become a norm on nairaland

this thread was def rushed in d bid 4 a 'counterthread'....anywayz,waiting 4 20 commandment for homos

While am still not in, bro, you are selfish

chibwike: Mods fp plz

Ipledge: you agree with him?

I don't oh.. didn't even read it before... too sleepy

tempem: While am still not in, bro, you are selfish

i dont get where the selfishness is coming from..its not even my thread

Yeah, any fuss with that?

Zakkyoz: counter thread everywhere
it has become a norm on nairaland

Ok we don hear

Hitting to the fp all alone.

chibwike: i dont get where the selfishness is coming from..its not even my thread

tempem: Hitting to the fp all alone.

do u knw if i have hitten it b4

Suit your self, bro....... Am done!! No more quotes abeg, it's a promise.

chibwike: do u knw if i have hitten it b4

U try but as a bobo when dey try,some of d commandments ain't totally agreeable... diff women,diff commandments...work wit that which works for u or u fit regret stayn put totally to dis whole commandments...

what!!!

ERCROSS:
What is this one saying.
Bros, are you from ajegunle

No, I m from Okokomaiko

counter thread everywhere. na wa ooo

Oshea4eva: ...

Land buyers.

Abeg when you go begin build on top the land

ops!!! wat am i doing here? seems i missed ma way

helphelp:

Land buyers.

Abeg when you go begin build on top the land

sometimes there is a dire need 4 ur comment 2 be on page 1

Default20: ops!!! wat am i doing here? seems i missed ma way

Amebo na ur hobby...lmao

i smell some smart hypocrisy and misleading title,
from most of the points i think the title should be : "things we(women) need men to follow"
i think this topic and "20 Commandments Every Women Should Read" both working in one side for women lol