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How I Took Your Girlfriend by franzis(m): 11:37am On Oct 02, 2014
*While you were ignoring her on whatsapp. I was giving her attention.
* While you were out with your friends I was with her.
* While you couldn't take her calls I phoned her.
* While you were busy I was giving her all of my time
* While you were not available i was her shoulder to Lean on
* If you want to know how i took her it was like taking a candy from a baby.
* While you were never there for her I offered to spend some tıme wıth her..
* While you slept without sending her a text I wrote her a poem telling her how beautiful she is.
* The more i made her smile the more i won her heart.
* The more I gave her joy the more useless you became to her.
*she didn't cheat on you. she got tired of you.
* If you must know you lost an angel and I found her on the way home
*She tried to phone you to give you one last chance but as usual you never listen so she gave me what was yours
* If you want to know how I got your
girlfriend
* I learned to listen to her
*I learned that smaller things makes one happy
* Most of all I learned to love her the way she wanted to be loved.
* Never Take Anything Or Anyone For
Granted, Because That Someone you taking for granted Somebody ıs praying to be wıth What Still Stands Is That Someday Someone wıll Look at that person Like they are The Best Thing In The World.
AGREE OR DISAGREE?

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Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:38am On Oct 02, 2014
Ok wait lemme read b4 I comment
#**MODIFIED **#
ok but Op last time I checked n friendZone u dey tongue
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by Dbestmax(m): 11:39am On Oct 02, 2014
And dats I how I started looking for him to kill him
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 11:43am On Oct 02, 2014
While you were doing all these,,i was planning your murder smiley

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Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by vizkiz: 11:45am On Oct 02, 2014
Yeah, you took my gf from me, but you didn't realise you are in the friendzone. Cuz i still furcked that puss*y this morning undecided

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Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:46am On Oct 02, 2014
and you are proud of yourself?
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by djeezy(m): 11:48am On Oct 02, 2014
vizkiz: Yeah, you took my gf from me, but you didn't realise you are in the friendzone. Cuz i still furcked that puss*y this morning undecided
oh yea?
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by Nobody: 11:49am On Oct 02, 2014
naijaboiy: While you were doing all these,,i was planning your murder smiley
Lol
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by izaray(f): 11:50am On Oct 02, 2014
Hahahahah...@poster, u better run for ur life, cos dis ur post is getting some guys pissed up already, and they are beginning to say their mind!
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by herald9: 11:53am On Oct 02, 2014
Lol
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by MisterLongman(m): 11:56am On Oct 02, 2014
Definition of eye-service. Op during the time you were doing all this, did you got paid for it.
National anthem of niccurs in the friendzone

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Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 11:59am On Oct 02, 2014
cheryl1:
Lol
cool
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 12:02pm On Oct 02, 2014
izaray: Hahahahah...@poster, u better run for ur life, cos dis ur post is getting some guys pissed up already, and they are beginning to say their mind!
he should better run

And I hope you are not the girl he was doing all these things with tongue
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by Tallesty1(m): 12:06pm On Oct 02, 2014
NONSENSE
franzis: *While you were ignoring her on whatsapp. I was giving her attention.
My world does not revolve around her, I got other things to do so get busy dude.
franzis: * While you were out with your friends I was with her.
Are you saying I should not go out with friends because I'm dating? NONSENSE
franzis: * While you couldn't take her calls I phoned her.
You can phone her all you like. A real lady cannot be taken so easily
franzis: * While you were busy I was giving her all of my time
Laziness doesn't pay. You will need to eat after driving her around, so get busy with your life.
franzis: * While you were not available i was her shoulder to Lean on
You can't be available all the time, can you? NONSENSE
franzis: * If you want to know how i took her it was like taking a candy from a baby.
I don't date babies.
franzis: * While you were never there for her I offered to spend some tıme wıth her..
How can I say she is my woman if I was never there for her?
franzis: * While you slept without sending her a text I wrote her a poem telling her how beautiful she is.
So you are the sense behind all these awesome texts that I have been recieving? She edited and forwarded all of them to me. Thanks.
franzis: * The more i made her smile the more i won her heart.
The more she smile, the more you are deceived.
franzis: * The more I gave her joy the more useless you became to her.
The more you stay around her the more she wonder if you have a job
franzis: *she didn't cheat on you. she got tired of you.
While you are trying to take her from me, another guy is busy with girlfriend cause you have forgotten her too.
franzis: * If you must know you lost an angel and I found her on the way home
Sorry bro, The angels I know are in heaven. Earth, especially Nigeria is to hot for them.
franzis: *She tried to phone you to give you one last chance but as usual you never listen so she gave me what was yours
Tell how foolish you are, while you are busy trying her she is also busy trying me. Who is the loser now bro?
franzis: * If you want to know how I got your
girlfriend
* I learned to listen to her
*I learned that smaller things makes one happy
* Most of all I learned to love her the way she wanted to be loved.
* Never Take Anything Or Anyone For
Granted, Because That Someone you taking for granted Somebody ıs praying to be wıth What Still Stands Is That Someday Someone wıll Look at that person Like they are The Best Thing In The World.
AGREE OR DISAGREE?
Bro............ My gf won't have time for all your "NONSENSE" because she is also busy.

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Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by izaray(f): 12:08pm On Oct 02, 2014
naijaboiy:
he should better run

And I hope you are not the girl he was doing all these things with tongue
You guys should av been grateful, for d knowledge d poster, just disclosed to u, instead of fighting him, i kno some wise dude, will put some of dis down into their head

And i hope ur babe has not dump u for dis guy? @Naijaboy! just passing tho
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:08pm On Oct 02, 2014
Lmao.

What will profit u if at the end of it all, the guy turns around and they got back together and more stronger?

Then, you'll start crying that girls are wicked or she dumped u in the friendzone.

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Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 12:13pm On Oct 02, 2014
izaray: You guys should av been grateful, for d knowledge d poster, just disclosed to u, instead of fighting him, i kno some wise dude, will put some of dis down into their head

And i hope ur babe has not dump u for dis guy? @Naijaboy! just passing tho
hehehehehe,,he is singing the anthem of a friend zoned guy...

After showing her all these love and care,,the babe still runs back to her 'uncaring' boyfriend tongue
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by moriton(m): 12:13pm On Oct 02, 2014
Op I swear by the devils dee that you've definitely been FRIEND ZONED. Keep stalking we gist of ur misadventures daily.

On the flip side I get your message. Little things matter a whole lot.
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by izaray(f): 12:14pm On Oct 02, 2014
But why is dis post getting almost all d guys here angry? Two fingers on d air for YOU @Poster!
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by MrCork: 12:15pm On Oct 02, 2014
franzis: *While you were ignoring her on whatsapp. I was giving her attention.
* While you were out with your friends I was with her.
* While you couldn't take her calls I phoned her.
* While you were busy I was giving her all of my time
* While you were not available i was her shoulder to Lean on
* If you want to know how i took her it was like taking a candy from a baby.
* While you were never there for her I offered to spend some tıme wıth her..
* While you slept without sending her a text I wrote her a poem telling her how beautiful she is.
* The more i made her smile the more i won her heart.
* The more I gave her joy the more useless you became to her.
*she didn't cheat on you. she got tired of you.
* If you must know you lost an angel and I found her on the way home
*She tried to phone you to give you one last chance but as usual you never listen so she gave me what was yours
* If you want to know how I got your
girlfriend
* I learned to listen to her
*I learned that smaller things makes one happy
* Most of all I learned to love her the way she wanted to be loved.
* Never Take Anything Or Anyone For
Granted, Because That Someone you taking for granted Somebody ıs praying to be wıth What Still Stands Is That Someday Someone wıll Look at that person Like they are The Best Thing In The World.
AGREE OR DISAGREE?


....bro...no offense to yor picture profile but seriously..a gyal said yes to u wit Tha kinda face?.....r u a mechanic by any chance? angry

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Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by izaray(f): 12:16pm On Oct 02, 2014
naijaboiy:
hehehehehe,,he is singing the anthem of a friend zoned guy...

After showing her all these love and care,,the babe still runs back to her 'uncaring' boyfriend tongue
Smile, cool down for Jeez, and stop getting it twisted!
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by franzis(m): 12:17pm On Oct 02, 2014
Lame minded niggaZ be commenting so much about friendzone... Probably a whole bunch of them are victims or their chicken brains can't decipher the post
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by izaray(f): 12:18pm On Oct 02, 2014
MrCork:


....bro...no offense to yor picture profile but seriously..a gyal said yes to u wit Tha kinda face?.....r u a mechanic by any chance? angry
Hahahahaha..some pple are beginning to talk out of anger, bro sorry, no too vex abeg!
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 12:19pm On Oct 02, 2014
izaray: Smile, cool down for Jeez, and stop getting it twisted!
Hope you don't think i'm taking this personal? cheesy
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by 3coins(m): 12:19pm On Oct 02, 2014
but i can easily get another. . .ts obvious i dont fancy her undecided
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by izaray(f): 12:21pm On Oct 02, 2014
naijaboiy:
Hope you don't think i'm taking this personal? cheesy
No na, not at all!
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 12:21pm On Oct 02, 2014
franzis: Lame minded niggaZ be commenting so much about friendzone... Probably a whole bunch of them are victims or their chicken brains can't decipher the post
And he thinks he has made sense undecided
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by franzis(m): 12:21pm On Oct 02, 2014
MrCork:


....bro...no offense to yor picture profile but seriously..a gyal said yes to u wit Tha kinda face?.....r u a mechanic by any chance? angry
DO foolZ still reside in london? Queen Elizabeth must hear this
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by franzis(m): 12:23pm On Oct 02, 2014
naijaboiy:
And he thinks he has made sense undecided
and he has proved he is the crowned king of stupidity
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 12:24pm On Oct 02, 2014
izaray: No na, not at all!
Good cool

Any dude who allows another guy to treat his girl in such manner definitely doesn't care about her and doesn't give a Fûck if she leaves him kiss
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by naijaboiy: 12:27pm On Oct 02, 2014
franzis: and he has proved he is the crowned king of stupidity
Hahahaha grin

Only if you made sense cheesy

Please who are you again
Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by izaray(f): 12:27pm On Oct 02, 2014
naijaboiy:
Good cool

Any dude who allows another guy to treat his girl in such manner definitely doesn't care about her and doesn't give a Fûck if she leaves him kiss
But didn't u tink, dis poster is making a point here? Yes/No

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