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| Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(m): 6:45pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Just came across this and decided to share Seems i lost my phone number, can i get yours? Are you a camera, coz anytime i look at you i smile Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material Do you have a map, am getting lost in your eyes Is your father boko haram, coz you are the bomb Do you believe in love in first sight, or shud i walk again You must be tired because u ve been running tru my head, all night. Are you an orphnage, coz i wanna give you kids. Am not staring at your boobs, am staring at your heart Lol Ah don try abeg, add yours 9 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by joe17: 7:14pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Does it hur? I mean falling from heaven 2 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by kekakuz(m): 7:32pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
girl you just saved me from 14years in jail i was planning to turn gay b4 i meet you 12 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by ahnie: 7:38pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
if i go lagos,i go buy you shoe...if i go shoe i go buy you lagos. |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 7:38pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
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| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by OohMpa: 7:39pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
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| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by naijaboiy: 7:52pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Anybody who uses such pick-up lines and doesn't receive a thunderous slap from that girl ehn...  |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by valmunich(m): 7:59pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
naijaboiy:Hehehe.. Aswear, whoever developed those lines needs to be shot twice  1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 8:03pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
The $100 bill in your back pocket is about to fall off, can i be your bodyguard? Lady whips out a #20 Naira note and says...Oh i don't mind...I'M NOT THAT RICH ANYWAYS.  You guys should try it depending on what you spot on her. It works.  2 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by yorex2011: 8:33pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
I might not be the first to comment on ur beauty... But d love i have for you is frontpage material  19 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by naijaboiy: 8:38pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
valmunich:Wicked |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 8:41pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Baby....r u a lizard cos Agamma eyes on u 22 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 8:49pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Kissing is language of love. How bouta conversation  3 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 8:50pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne: Okay, as funny as this seems, any guy that tells me such just got himself a card board sized Red Card. 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by priscaoge(f): 8:53pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!  Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.  Did you fart, cause you blew me away. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.  Lmao  7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Dygeasy(m): 8:55pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
I know why King Solomon married up to 300 wives. He never met you. 13 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 8:56pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
MizMyColi:and he's gonna receive a thunderous slap 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(m): 8:58pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne:Lwkmd..Lwtmb..Lmao..Lol...Xtarx wat was dat?.... 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by tobiboss(m): 8:58pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
MizMyColi:The fvck!! And i was bout telling u dat |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by SpaceGoat: 9:01pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by SpaceGoat: 9:03pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
tobiboss:you better stay of !  https://www.nairaland.com/1807135/list-spacegoat-crushes-romance-session |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by tobiboss(m): 9:06pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
SpaceGoat:bully |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:06pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
MizMyColi: is that your own pick_up line, does it works for guys 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(m): 9:07pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Can i follow you home, coz my mum said i shud follow my dreams 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:08pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
chibwike:Love lines na Baby u must b a suicide bomber cos u always blow my mind Ur mum must b an okro seller .....ur beauty draws me close to u 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Decale: 9:09pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Apart from being beautiful, what else do you do for a living? If beauty were pain, I should be dead from your migraine.... Is there a phone in your pocket cos that äss is calling me 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by clubone05: 9:10pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Dumb pick up lines...whatever happened to .....hi..my name is club...can I buy u a drink. . or hi..ur going my way..u dont mind if I walk with u ..do u ?...my name is club BTW. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by chibwike(m): 9:11pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne:Xtarxhyneeeee..Lmao...dont kill me dis nite 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 9:13pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by MizMyColi(f): 9:14pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne: |
| Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines, Add Urs. by Nobody: 9:14pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Baby are you a light switch? Cus anytime I see you, you turn me on Are you an orphanage? Cus I wana give you a child You're d only girl I love. But in 10years time I'll love another...she will call you mummy My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U 6 Likes |
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