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Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by citous(m): 7:09pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on! Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you. Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you! You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Odunnu: 7:14pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
Kool |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by ezeomoba: 7:20pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
If u are cockroach in my cupboard i will never kill u lol if u were my boxers i will never wash u,u wud b attached to my yansh lmaof |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by MrCork21: 7:24pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
Excuse me madam, can i impregrinate my number in your mobile phone, (truss me, it works) |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by citous(m): 7:26pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money? You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge. You ain't the HOTTEST girl here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away! Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!! |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by MOBO444(f): 7:29pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
Well this has been my line for some years now and it works a lot, walk up to a lady i admire and say i like your style, most time they ask what style, then i might start with her hair,voice, dress code and blah, blah, blah. But here in the UK you can see a lady standing or sitting and you can just walk up to her and say waiting for me, it usually that easy, anyway im a handome dude, some ladies say im attractive. |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by tjskii(f): 7:38pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
^^^^u wish |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by citous(m): 7:46pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
MOBO444: Is it the ladies like the one at the bottom right that says u are attractive? |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by googles: 8:16pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
-I will not go until you bless me with your phone number |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by xhosachoc(f): 8:53pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
i know im not a grocery item but i can tell when you are checking me out! |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Phate07(m): 9:15pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
[b] Some cool Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines guaranteed to put a magical spell on her. (Only for magical folks pls ) We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section? I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus. Do you think you could take on a mountain troll in the bathroom like Hermione did? Would you be ready in five minutes? Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready. If you were a quaffle and I was a chaser during a quidditch match, I'd score with you. I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky. Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword. Want to go to the Hog's Head, if you know what I mean? Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse. Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking more one wizard and two witches. [/b] |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by iice(f): 7:49am On Oct 24, 2010 |
Are you tired? Coz you've been running through my mind all day Did it hurt? When you fell out of the sky |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by InkedNerd(f): 8:15am On Oct 24, 2010 |
Hehehe, I said this before on another thread but it still cracks me up when I think about it. Ok, here it goes: [size=14pt]"Can I impregnate your phone with my number?"[/size] Lmfaaaaaoooooo |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Vic2k3(m): 8:20am On Oct 24, 2010 |
Are those diamonds? **looking deeply into the eyes** she: no, they are not. Me: Sure? I will love to have those, in order to see them first thing in the morning. |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Nobody: 8:21am On Oct 24, 2010 |
did you just fart cause your have just blown me away ( ) Hi my name is ------------ I am sure you have heard of me before? (the arogant guys) Nice legs what time do they open? (The Hot guys) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I am the only one talking to you (The mean guys LOL) Hi how are you *with a long pause* (the shy guys) i think i'm allergic to you cause my penis is swollen. (the preverts) my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. ( ) My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute. (the overconfident fools) |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by tjskii(f): 8:26am On Oct 24, 2010 |
Phate07: me likey |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by playette4u: 8:32am On Oct 24, 2010 |
if i flick a coin,what are my chances of getting head? |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by bxcode(m): 8:47am On Oct 24, 2010 |
For the confident dudes, walk up to the lady and drop a piece of paper (with ur name and number on it) in front of her, dont forget to smile as u walk away. am not chatting you up, am just distracting you while my friends steal ya purse let me give you the benefit to turn me down, so go ahead and say no~ |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Freiburger(m): 9:44am On Oct 24, 2010 |
You wanna lay up in the sheets of presidential suites like I'll massage you while you massage me, mami But can you hang with a young man who's doin his thang? Speak up, I wanna know if you can keep up. FR Nasir Jones. |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by swiftycool(m): 12:12pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Here is one i used on a hot chick i was tripping 4 after i saw her kiss her baby neice's wonded knee to soothe the pain away: erm. . . Ouch, I just bit my lip, it hurts . . . . will u kiss it too. She smiled and it all began! |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Phate07(m): 1:09pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
tjskii: Mi lady tjskii, why dont we disapparate out of here and make our magic together. |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Phate07(m): 1:24pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
[b] More for mi lady, tjskii. If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together. Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff. I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal. How about you and me go look for the Room of Requirement? You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements. A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname. What do you say we disapparate out of here. Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake. You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick? You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work! I know my name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood if you know what I mean. If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things. Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you? [/b] |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by tjskii(f): 1:28pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Phate07: hmm disapparate, aint that risky,dont want a situation where ill reapparate with me lips on me forehead or ave your legs as elbows Phate07:down boy,down A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname. [/quote] |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by sweeti14(f): 1:35pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
googles: lwkmd |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by slap1(m): 1:36pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
404 pick-up. |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by citous(m): 5:07pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
For the computer geeks; You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable. I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Nobody: 5:25pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Get a girl's no i just came in now and the room is suddenly lit up. Is it u or ur phone? U use glo, prove me wrong |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by sleekch1c(f): 5:33pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
if loving u is a crime,let me be a criminal! |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by MrCork21: 5:36pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
sleekch1c, madam was your number again? I for got? |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by Yorisb: 5:59pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
LWKMD@ Thread! |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by ZIMDRILL(m): 6:02pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
do people still you lines to chat a woman |
Re: Corniest Pickup Lines You Ever Heard (some U Used Or Used On Too) by citous(m): 6:05pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
ZIM DRILL: People use whatever floats their boat bruh! |
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