Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!



You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Kool

If u are cockroach in my cupboard i will never kill u lol

if u were my boxers i will never wash u,u wud b attached to my yansh lmaof

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.

You ain't the HOTTEST girl here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!

Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!!

Well this has been my line for some years now and it works a lot, walk up to a lady i admire and say i like your style, most time they ask what style, then i might start with her hair,voice, dress code and blah, blah, blah.
But here in the UK you can see a lady standing or sitting and you can just walk up to her and say waiting for me, it usually that easy, anyway im a handome dude, some ladies say im attractive.

^^^^u wish

MOBO444:

Well this has been my line for some years now and it works a lot, walk up to a lady i admire and say i like your style, most time they ask what style, then i might start with her hair,voice, dress code and blah, blah, blah.
But here in the UK you can see a lady standing or sitting and you can just walk up to her and say waiting for me, it usually that easy, anyway im a handome dude, some ladies say im attractive.

Is it the ladies like the one at the bottom right that says u are attractive?

-I will not go until you bless me with your phone number

i know im not a grocery item but i can tell when you are checking me out!

Hehehe, I said this before on another thread but it still cracks me up when I think about it. Ok, here it goes: [size=14pt]"Can I impregnate your phone with my number?"[/size] Lmfaaaaaoooooo

Are those diamonds? **looking deeply into the eyes** she: no, they are not. Me: Sure? I will love to have those, in order to see them first thing in the morning.

did you just fart cause your have just blown me away ( )
Hi my name is ------------ I am sure you have heard of me before? (the arogant guys)
Nice legs what time do they open? (The Hot guys)
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I am the only one talking to you (The mean guys LOL)
Hi how are you *with a long pause* (the shy guys)
i think i'm allergic to you cause my penis is swollen. (the preverts)
my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. (   )
My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute. (the overconfident fools)

Phate07:

[b]
Some cool Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines guaranteed to put a magical spell on her. (Only for magical folks pls )

We may not be in
Professor Flitwick's class,
but you still are charming.

I don't have an invisibility
cloak but do you think
tonight I can visit your
restricted section?


I want to get my basilisk
into your chamber of
secrets.

My love for you burns like
a dying phoenix.

You know, Hagrid's not
the only giant on campus.


Do you think you could
take on a mountain troll in
the bathroom like
Hermione did? Would you
be ready in five minutes?

Wanna make some magic
together? My wand is at
the ready.


If you were a quaffle and
I was a chaser during a
quidditch match, I'd score
with you.

I must have had some
Felix Felicis because I think
I'm about to get lucky.

Without you I feel like I'm
in Azkaban and dementors
are sucking away my soul.

You know, the Sorting Hat
placed me in Gryffindor. I
think it's because like
Godric Gryffindor himself,
I too have an impressive
sword.


Want to go to the Hog's
Head, if you know what I
mean?


Being without you is like
being under the Cruciatus
Curse.


Want to have a Tri-Wizards
Tournament? Well not
really "Tri-Wizard," I was
thinking more one wizard
and two witches.
[/b]

me likey

if i flick a coin,what are my chances of getting head?

For the confident dudes, walk up to the lady and drop a piece of paper (with ur name and number on it) in front of her, dont forget to smile as u walk away.

am not chatting you up, am just distracting you while my friends steal ya purse

let me give you the benefit to turn me down, so go ahead and say no~

You wanna lay up in the sheets of presidential suites
like I'll massage you while you massage me, mami
But can you hang with a young man who's doin his thang?
Speak up, I wanna know if you can keep up.

FR Nasir Jones.

Here is one i used on a hot chick i was tripping 4 after i saw her kiss her baby neice's wonded knee to soothe the pain away:
erm. . . Ouch, I just bit my lip, it hurts . . . . will u kiss it too.
She smiled and it all began!

tjskii:


me likey

Mi lady tjskii, why dont we disapparate out of here and make our magic together.

[b]
More for mi lady, tjskii.

If I was to look into the
Mirror of Erised, I would
see the two of us
together.

Do you know the
Petrificus Totalus spell?
Because you make me
stiff.


I'm not an Animagus but
sometimes I can be real
animal.


How about you and me go
look for the Room of
Requirement?

You know Platform 9 and
3/4? Well I know
something else with the
same exact
measurements.


A couple nights with me
and Moaning Myrtle will
have to get a new
nickname.



What do you say we
disapparate out of here.


Wanna practice making
what looks like a
mandrake.


You look like you'd be a
good Quidditch player.
Want to ride my
broomstick?


You know, when I said,
"Accio hottie," I didn't
expect it to work!

I know my name's not
Luna, but I sure know how
to Lovegood if you know
what I mean.


If I try hard enough, I
can get a really big
patronus. All I have to do
is think of happy things.


Will you be my horcrux
tonight, so l can give a
piece of my soul to you?
[/b]

Phate07:


Mi lady tjskii, why dont we disapparate out of here and make our magic together.

hmm disapparate, aint that risky,dont want a situation where ill reapparate with me lips on me forehead or ave your legs as elbows

Phate07:

[color=#550000][b]
More for mi lady, tjskii.




I'm not an Animagus but
sometimes I can be real
animal.

down boy,down


A couple nights with me
and Moaning Myrtle will
have to get a new
nickname.

[/quote]
me likey

You look like you'd be a
good Quidditch player.
Want to ride my
broomstick?


[quote]

googles:

-I will not go until you bless me with your phone number

lwkmd

404 pick-up.

For the computer geeks;
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

Get a girl's no
i just came in now and the room is suddenly lit up. Is it u or ur phone? U use glo, prove me wrong

if loving u is a crime,let me be a criminal!

LWKMD@ Thread!

do people still you lines to chat a woman

ZIM DRILL:

do people still you lines to chat a woman

People use whatever floats their boat bruh!