What!

whatercolour colour your head white and black

shhhhh. . nobody must disturb mi, ------i'm floating ----
n' dont ask why either

u don turn to bread?

Probably

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Mayberry, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?" asked the investment counselor.

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine.''

The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers 'Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing happens--the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, ''It's no good, I'll have to do it,'' and yells, ''ALLLEEE OOOP!'' really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.

The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, ''Nothing is wrong with me--it's this bloody horse. What is he--deaf or something?''

The trainer replies, ''Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf--he's BLIND!''

just you today a gain

@joke.
I'l give you a 40%.lol.

then that is fail equivalent

tytylayor:

u don turn to bread?

lmao. . llloll, bread

why you dey laugh na?

na sin??

u wowo. . .

n'. u no fine pass gorilla's shit. .

hei ya

Ray-sima:

n'. u no fine pass gorilla's shit. .

wetin you dey yan self?

simply she talk say you wowo

i no sabi talk eni tin.

then just dey look like mumu, nor be wetin u come do be that

i wonder oO. . . help mi tell dem jare

@tytylayor,

You try gan ni but where you dey download this story story

She downloaded it from www.GabryDaHahaha.com

Opslag:

@joke.
I'l give you a 40%.lol.

i no say u no nice at alllll, dats y i like wella bushhead

sylve11:

then that is fail equivalent

na u sabi, na so u dey get am for school

Ray-sima:

lmao. . llloll, bread

y u dey laff u no dey chop bread

zikirullah:



i no sabi talk eni tin.

u no get tlk for mouth

Cipriani:

@tytylayor,

You try gan ni but where you dey download this story story

gabry don anser u,

tnk u jare omo daada

ure welcome jare

no work ur head off o

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"

Two drunk men were out bird-hunting. Suddenly, one of them said, "Hey! I see two birds!"

"Well, shoot then,"said the other man.

"But which one do I shoot?"

"Hmm, take another drink,"the other man said, handing him the bottle.

"Hey! Now I see three!"exclaimed the man.

"Good. Shoot the one in the middle."

just you today again

cbase:

simply she talk say you wowo

see prey matins dey talk

eyaa

princess y u dey vex