A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out."

The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.

"Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now."

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building.

"Your workers, they're escaping!" cries the visitor. "You've got to stop them."

"Don't worry, they'll be back," says the American. And indeed, at exactly one o'clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return from their break.

When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to his guest and says, "Well, now, which of these machines would you like to order?"

"Forget the machines," says the visitor. "How much do you want for that whistle?"

lol

wetin dey shock u

e dey affect ur bla bla bla

leave my husband jare. . he's fine

Hi pretty.where u been?kwow how mch i've misd u?

Hi pretty.where u been?kwow how mch i've misd u?

Opslag:

Hi pretty.where u been?kwow how mch i've misd u?

been around honi. . but u're always off when i'm on
i miss ya too. .

¸¸.•¨¯`•. ¸¸.•¨¯`•. ¸.•¨¯`•. ¸¸.•¨¯`•.¸
you two again?

love in da chilly air

u go soon freeze

dis sima self, hw many id u get

Ray-sima:

been around honi. . but u're always off when i'm on
i miss ya too. .

y r u always on too dnt u kno its dangerous for him to see u wen u r on?

what other people think of em is none of em business

so

@tytylayor
J'aime vos blagues

back to sender

tyty!!!!!!!!!!!

disease:

J'aime vos blagues

disease have finally lost it

syl, y u callin ma name

because he wants to pour your wine

Ray-sima:

been around honi. . but u're always off when i'm on
i miss ya too. .

isnt this romantic?

i dnt tink so

@princess

se oun lo so fun e be

@opslag

very white washed romance

@tyty
i just know cos am wise

@tytylayor
'J'aime vos blagues' means 'I like your jokes'
Na wa O!

whay not simply speak english

@tyty
why dnt u tink so?
@princecescescesca
white washed!its d best babe.

ok,
but try spelling the name correctly

hey tyty nice jokes so who ar yhe new love birds?

princesa:



@tyty
i just know because am wise

disease:

@tytylayor
'J'aime vos blagues' means 'I like your jokes'
Na wa O!

tonk u

princesa:

whay not simply speak english

abi ooo

Opslag:

@tyty
why dnt u think so?

dats anoda jamb question?

i dnt kno

folly69:

hey tyty nice jokes so who ar yhe new love birds?

osplag and . . . . . . . . . .

sima