A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain, for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a politician's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a politician's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many politicians we have to kill?"

lmao

yes, tyty is back for the first time!

gab

hey stan i wana take u out
get ready

ok twin

dis is not fair. .
why is no one takin mi out. .

dnt cry no more, i'll tke u to adeola odeku

nahh. . . Just bring her ma zoo. She will be the happiest person alive!

lmao

close ur tit small

help na tyty

tytylayor:

dnt cry no more, i'll tke u to adeola odeku

hope dats not a grave-yard oO. .

gabrywyl:

nahh. . . Just bring her ma zoo. She will be the happiest person alive!

i've told u i'm not ur monkey. . i dont even look like one
i'm not comin to ur zoo O. .

wetin do you

him go steal, dem come panel beat am well well.

hahah. .

dani1luv:

@ sima . . y u laff . . . i jst created a web. unda NING.com . . this d link to join http://funforum.ning.com/?xgi=9S3xxjC

0k! Oo. . i don join

which name u want make i use 4 ya site. . sima, Ray-sima, Ttops abi ttopsglitz. .
oya choose 4 mi

sima of course nna

aite den. . sima it is

dani1luv:

@ sima . . y u laff . . . i jst created a web. unda NING.com . . this d link to join http://funforum.ning.com/?xgi=9S3xxjC

dani are you the owner of the forum/website?

no . . it's for stan

@ stan
im d Network Creator/ owner of d Forum . . bt the Forum is Unda NING.COM

tru

sima , u don register for there?

**pinches him den tells him yes**

c yeye's head

my pretty yeye head abi. .