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10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by symbianDON(m): 8:38pm On Oct 11, 2014
1. Too Much Tongue

One of the biggest things is to not use too much tongue or too much force. You know what these are? Deal breakers. Too much tongue makes us want to throw up.

2. Nothing But Pecks

On the contrary, it’s a bit boring if you never use your tongue. Getting pecked over and over again, without any deepening of the kiss, gets extremely annoying.

3. Suffocating Smooches

Have you ever kissed someone who never seemed to want to come up for air? Great kisses are supposed to leave you breathless, but we don’t think that implies feeling as if we are drowning.

4. P0*n Tongue

Yeah, don’t do that. Remember that the majority of P0*n is made to turn men on. If you’re not sure how to use your tongue, ask what she wants. Let her show you, rather than assuming she wants to recreate the P0*n scene you’ve seen 100 times.

5. Dead Fish Lips

This is where the person just opens their mouth like a fish and does nothing else: no tongue, no lip pressure or movement–nothing. So boring and so gross. One episode of dead fish lips, and you’re likely to lose your hot catch forever.

6. The Vacuum

Think of having a hand-held vacuum and sticking your lips on it. This kind of kiss feels like the person is trying to suck out all the air from your mouth. Totally not sexy, not sensual, just plain horrible.

7. The Biter

Sure, the occasional lip bite may be sexy, but if it feels like you’re trying to eat our face, we won’t be leaning in for any more kisses.

8. The Lizard

You’ve probably come across this one in your lifetime. It’s where the person’s tongue shoots in and out of your mouth rapidly, like a lizard searching for food.

9. Too Wet

You know that feeling when spit is left all over your mouth after you kiss someone? When you have to wipe off your mouth and chin afterwards? It seriously feels as if we just stood in front of a sprinkler. And fellas, that’s not the kind of wet we’re looking for.

10. Sloppy Kiss

Kisses that are sloppy are pretty self-explanatory. You know what we mean, right? Focus and slowness is the key! We don’t like when you try to fit the entire bottom half of our face into your mouth. Sloppy kisses give us the shivers.

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Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by Nobody: 9:00pm On Oct 11, 2014
.....As for me, I love the wet, short and not too deep kind of kiss.....



....I hate doing tongues...Hian!!!....Super-irritating.....It kinda increase the rate of saliva exchange....


.......Well, still gansef.......The most disappointing and most annoying part is that most Naija guys dont know to kiss......they r simply not romantic....

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Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by chibwike(m): 9:14pm On Oct 11, 2014
temigracie:
.....As for me, I love the wet, short and not too deep kind of kiss.....



....I hate doing tongues...Hian!!!....Super-irritating.....It kinda increase the rate of saliva exchange....


.......Well, still gansef.......The most disappointing and most annoying part is that most Naija guys dont know to kiss......they r simply not romantic....
are you in a relationship?

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Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by Lordseyad(m): 9:17pm On Oct 11, 2014
temigracie:
.....As for me, I love the wet, short and not too deep kind of kiss.....



....I hate doing tongues...Hian!!!....Super-irritating.....It kinda increase the rate of saliva exchange....


.......Well, still gansef.......The most disappointing and most annoying part is that most Naija guys dont know to kiss......they r simply not romantic....
Eeeeyaaa!!
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by manuelpepper: 9:19pm On Oct 11, 2014
the tongue is my best option, it taste like honey mixed in fresh goat milk, with a little cocoa.

I lick it for up to 20 minutes. Try it today and testify later.


Some ladies are terrible kisser. 2 minutes on the course of deep kissing and she will keep her lips like wet agege bread without movement or reciprocating my action back. So terrible!

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Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by Nobody: 9:30pm On Oct 11, 2014
Beauriful nansense

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Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by tosyne2much(m): 9:43pm On Oct 11, 2014
This is an end time thread.. Runs out sharp sharp
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by ideee03(f): 9:48pm On Oct 11, 2014
Lol @ wet agege bread
manuelpepper:
the tongue is my best option, it taste like honey mixed in fresh goat milk, with a little cocoa.

I lick it for up to 20 minutes. Try it today and testify later.


Some ladies are terrible kisser. 2 minutes on the course of deep kissing and she will keep her lips like wet agege bread without movement or reciprocating my action back. So terrible!
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by Nobody: 9:49pm On Oct 11, 2014
Tnk God I dnt lik kissing.
U can call me anytin, buh jst dnt lik it.

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Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by manuelpepper: 9:54pm On Oct 11, 2014
ideee03:
Lol @ wet agege bread
haha....are you guilty of this? Talk true
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by Lordseyad(m): 9:55pm On Oct 11, 2014
Blebleswag:
Tnk God I dnt lik kissing.
U can call me anytin, buh jst dnt lik it.
Lemme go and check your lips first... Coming---
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by yungchop: 9:56pm On Oct 11, 2014
#bites_shabbab_and sips_hollandia_youghurt_strawberry_flavour# and temigracie be forming tuuuush! Well that's none of ma business.
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by chucky234(m): 10:02pm On Oct 11, 2014
temigracie:
.....As for me, I love the wet, short and not too deep kind of kiss.....



....I hate doing tongues...Hian!!!....Super-irritating.....It kinda increase the rate of saliva exchange....


.......Well, still gansef.......The most disappointing and most annoying part is that most Naija guys dont know to kiss......they r simply not romantic....
Too bad, you been dating the wrong guys your entire life.
Super bad luck...
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by nickz(m): 10:03pm On Oct 11, 2014
excuse my french but i'm a long kisser

i almost lost my lower lip to one girl in my mums villa
chick was doing lip biting
dammm! her incisors were as sharp as fuq

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Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by ideee03(f): 10:04pm On Oct 11, 2014
Naa,I'm an active kisser.And I love kissing.
manuelpepper:
haha....are you guilty of this? Talk true

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Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by Input(m): 10:07pm On Oct 11, 2014
Blebleswag:
Tnk God I dnt lik kissing.
U can call me anytin, buh jst dnt lik it.
I promise you will like it after a trial with me
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by Jealouzzy(m): 10:11pm On Oct 11, 2014
temigracie:
.....As for me, I love the wet, short and not too deep kind of kiss.....



....I hate doing tongues...Hian!!!....Super-irritating.....It kinda increase the rate of saliva exchange....


.......Well, still gansef.......The most disappointing and most annoying part is that most Naija guys dont know to kiss......they r simply not romantic....

hmmmmmm
revelation
how many have you kissed?
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by valmunich(m): 10:18pm On Oct 11, 2014
*Yawns*
BRB with my comment. Let me settle my weed dealer
*Jumps electric fence*

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Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by manuelpepper: 10:36pm On Oct 11, 2014
ideee03:
Naa,I'm an active kisser.And I love kissing.
lets experiment na.
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by ideee03(f): 10:38pm On Oct 11, 2014
God loves u my dear.REPENT,for the kingdom of God is at hand
manuelpepper:
lets experiment na.

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Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by manuelpepper: 10:53pm On Oct 11, 2014
ideee03:
God loves u my dear.REPENT,for the kingdom of God is at hand
you no go marry? Wetin!

Heaven is there for us to enter.

Oya, how do you want it?
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by SlimSkipper(m): 10:58pm On Oct 11, 2014
nickz:
excuse my french but i'm a long kisser

i almost lost my lower lip to one girl in my mums villa
chick was doing lip biting
dammm! her incisors were as sharp as fuq
lil wayne
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by simdam500(m): 11:21pm On Oct 11, 2014
I luv kissing but since i married my wife i've never kissed her
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by Nobody: 11:44pm On Oct 11, 2014
honey mixed in fresh goat milk, with a little cocoa shocked
manuelpepper:
the tongue is my best option, it taste like honey mixed in fresh goat milk, with a little cocoa.

I lick it for up to 20 minutes. Try it today and testify later.


Some ladies are terrible kisser. 2 minutes on the course of deep kissing and she will keep her lips like wet agege bread without movement or reciprocating my action back. So terrible!
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by sarite(m): 11:51pm On Oct 11, 2014
temigracie:
.....As for me, I love the wet, short and not too deep kind of kiss.....



....I hate doing tongues...Hian!!!....Super-irritating.....It kinda increase the rate of saliva exchange....


.......Well, still gansef.......The most disappointing and most annoying part is that most Naija guys dont know to kiss......they r simply not romantic....
it does u av meet,we have better kissers around....
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by manuelpepper: 11:52pm On Oct 11, 2014
PinkObsession:
honey mixed in fresh goat milk, with a little cocoa shocked
my dear that is how it is. Kissing the lips is not even interesting like that. But tongue kissing? Jehovah be praise!

Hmmmm.....my dear you are missing.
I may volunteer if u need a little tutorial.

But why are ladies surprise at this, but they are quick to acknowledge deeeeek sucking? Which is worse? Abeg oooo

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Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by sarite(m): 11:55pm On Oct 11, 2014
Blebleswag:
Tnk God I dnt lik kissing.
U can call me anytin, buh jst dnt lik it.
so what do u like.....
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by Nobody: 12:17am On Oct 12, 2014
Jehovah dey em own o angry angry grin tutorial? No thanks lipsrsealed
manuelpepper:
my dear that is how it is. Kissing the lips is not even interesting like that. But tongue kissing? Jehovah be praise!

Hmmmm.....my dear you are missing.
I may volunteer if u need a little tutorial.

But why are ladies surprise at this, but they are quick to acknowledge deeeeek sucking? Which is worse? Abeg oooo
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by marieolae(f): 12:32am On Oct 12, 2014
Kiss kiss
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by tonididdy(m): 12:39am On Oct 12, 2014
The smell of dried saliva...eww

But I ve never kissed a girl and she didn't want more. I'm BAD
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by tegamarro(m): 12:41am On Oct 12, 2014
marieolae:
Kiss kiss


why dont u wan reply me pm. Dear i wanna chat with u... Ifion mind..
Re: 10 Kissing Styles Woman Hate by marieolae(f): 12:42am On Oct 12, 2014
tegamarro:


why dont u wan reply me pm. Dear i wanna chat with u... Ifion mind..
dnt reply Pms

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