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Is it too much to ask for change? by MrCork: 1:52pm On Oct 13, 2014
...ok..from past research & obsavations,we noticed two issues which are makin everyone angry & upset. How can we relate when we cannot communicate like ladies & gentlemen?

..First issue:
Sweet nice English names:...people keep forgettin that 10% of us on nairaland are from London..so how do u expect us to relate & communicate wit u when u hav names like kapokokapoko,ogurugugi,etenaki, obagurudu or samkagu?...wots wrong wit sweet names like Joe,Wendy,sally,cork,Johnson or fendi?

Second. issue: complexion.
..our reseach jus found out that ther r only 2 light skin females on nairaland outter 3 million registered females...and then we did the right thing by simply askin u ladies to change color...guess wot?...dsk skin females cussed out every good Samaritan.

...the big question to y'all is...how r wr Londoners expected to relate or communicate wit y'all when all we ask for is change?

..please advise (mature contributions please)
embarassed

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Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by vizkiz: 2:11pm On Oct 13, 2014
Pls who can teach me how to cook semo I wanna make that for dinner and i don't even know where to start from sad

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Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by Sapphire86(f): 2:17pm On Oct 13, 2014
vizkiz:
Pls who can teach me how to cook semo I wanna make that for dinner and i don't even know where to start from sad

Eyyaaaaa, Pele. I don't like semo but if na amala I for teach u.
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by luckybaddest(m): 2:21pm On Oct 13, 2014
Am I browsing NL PLEASE
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by MrCork: 2:51pm On Oct 13, 2014
vizkiz:
Pls who can teach me how to cook semo I wanna make that for dinner and i don't even know where to start from sad


..please carry yor semo outter this tread...cheers! angry

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Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by vizkiz: 3:14pm On Oct 13, 2014
Sapphire86:


Eyyaaaaa, Pele. I don't like semo but if na amala I for teach u.


sad
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by vizkiz: 3:19pm On Oct 13, 2014
MrCork:


..please carry yor semo outter this tread...cheers! angry



can you stop disturbing me....dont you see i am discussing serious matter here? angry
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by nickz(m): 3:24pm On Oct 13, 2014
how do i withdraw money from an ATM??


honest answer please??
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by philantoxx(m): 3:25pm On Oct 13, 2014
please where can I get a new 3310 Nokia fone in PH?
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by CreamyBanana(m): 3:36pm On Oct 13, 2014
MrCork:
...ok..from past research & obsavations,we noticed two issues which are makin everyone angry & upset. How can we relate when we cannot communicate like ladies & gentlemen?

..First issue:
Sweet nice English names:...people keep forgettin that 10% of us on nairaland are from London..so how do u expect us to relate & communicate wit u when u hav names like kapokokapoko,ogurugugi,etenaki, obagurudu or samkagu?...wots wrong wit sweet names like Joe,Wendy,sally,cork,Johnson or fendi?

Second. issue: complexion.
..our reseach jus found out that ther r only 2 light skin females on nairaland outter 3 million registered females...and then we did the right thing by simply askin u ladies to change color...guess wot?...dsk skin females cussed out every good Samaritan.

...the big question to y'all is...how r wr Londoners expected to relate or communicate wit y'all when all we ask for is change?

..please advise (mature contributions please)
embarassed

Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by stinggy(m): 4:07pm On Oct 13, 2014
I heard the linda ikeji shutdown thing was a publicity stunt, is it true mr cork? grin
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by Nobody: 4:13pm On Oct 13, 2014
grin grin grin grin
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by MisterLongman(m): 4:14pm On Oct 13, 2014
E be like say dey don uncork this guy brain
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by tobiboss(m): 4:40pm On Oct 13, 2014
Amazing facts
Did you know that there are 7days in a week?? shockedshockedshocked
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by DaGC(m): 4:53pm On Oct 13, 2014
tobiboss:
Amazing facts
Did you know that there are 7days in a week?? shockedshockedshocked


Oh really? shocked That is truly amazing.kiss
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by tobiboss(m): 4:56pm On Oct 13, 2014
DaGC:



Oh really? shocked That is truly amazing.kiss
seriously, i was shocked shocked when i heard it
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by DaGC(m): 5:04pm On Oct 13, 2014
tobiboss:
seriously, i was shocked shocked when i heard it

I was blown away. It is an amazing fact. I had to call my friends and tell them. They were blown away too. cheesy
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by Syfy(f): 7:51pm On Oct 13, 2014
funny comments
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by mimiejacobz(f): 10:50pm On Oct 13, 2014
Lmao,una no get concience at all o,c comments,lol
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by defendedvictim(m): 8:16am On Oct 14, 2014
grin trolling d troll angry
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by Ibrowski(m): 10:01am On Oct 14, 2014
BOOKING OF SPACE AIN'T GOOD @ ALL grin
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by Tymax(m): 10:10am On Oct 14, 2014
cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by Nobody: 10:13am On Oct 14, 2014
But you were in love with a lady called ogugua.....
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by tosyne2much(m): 10:14am On Oct 14, 2014
Abeg who get sure matches ? I wan play 1960bet
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by goalburner(m): 10:16am On Oct 14, 2014
lolzzzzzzzzz
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by goalburner(m): 10:16am On Oct 14, 2014
see how dem kidnapp Mr cork thread
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by swtdrms(m): 10:21am On Oct 14, 2014
Am lost, whr can i get taxi to area 11? Som1 i can get 1 frm oshodi
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by valdes00(m): 10:26am On Oct 14, 2014
Lmaoo..... NLders fit mak person commit suicide.... Dats y I hardly create a thread.... Lolzzz.... I cum pity dis guy sha.... Eya eya
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by Nobody: 10:33am On Oct 14, 2014
Lol #TrollInvasion #BattleNairaland
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by Liability(m): 10:37am On Oct 14, 2014
tosyne2much:
Abeg who get sure matches ? I wan play 1960bet
so na there all ur money dey enter abi?

Back to topic.

Watch out for my new thread titled
''HOW I GOT PREGNANT JUST BY HAVING 69 WITH MY BOYFRIEND''


C u m m i n g S o o n !
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by Nobody: 12:14pm On Oct 14, 2014
Please can a gal get pregnant through sucking prick? Serious answers please.
Re: Is it too much to ask for change? by Liability(m): 12:22pm On Oct 14, 2014
ismokeweed:
Please can a gal get pregnant through sucking prick? Serious answers please.
fo you mean suck prick as in putting it in your mouth and swallowing the semen?

I once got pregnant for my boyfriend through that but these days it has stopped. Maybe its for first timers.

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