raphy:
guy na my cousin o .notink say u will fit spoon her or cyber fvck her with pingin hear.if u wan die *in oshomole voice*go and die

plz help me out, i like her

frm all indications dis is anoda fictional short story........try sumtyn new jaee frm all indications dis is anoda fictional short story........try sumtyn new jaee

EroticAngelina:
im not! I swear! I dont even like the guy!! He just came up and kissed me, and i pushed him away! I would never do anything to hurt dumebie

hey, is it truth dat he truly kissed u, coz i tink u just made it for a topic

ismailaja:
u spoon ur uncle gf, wunt it harm her

r u a leaner? i finger her .i no put soup spoon o.am a pro in bedmatics .bring ya gf come make i sch u.

raphy:
r u a leaner? i finger her .i no put soup spoon o.am a pro in bedmatics .bring ya gf come make i sch u.

sebi u be d teacher, na u go find wat we go use for experiment

EroticAngelina:
im not! I swear! I dont even like the guy!! He just came up and kissed me, and i pushed him away! I would never do anything to hurt dumebie

ok i feel ya heart beat now .d guy is a bad boy .so warn him vry well dont let him try it again.

ismailaja:
sebi u be d teacher, na u go find wat we go use for experiment

i get everything wey go make ya girl look Sexy.but e no cheap o .

ismailaja:
plz help me out, i like her

i fit help u but u gatta pay o for d air ticket.

raphy:
ok i feel ya heart beat now .d guy is a bad boy .so warn him vry well dont let him try it again.

i wont! What do u suggest i do? Start rubbing red or black lipstick to scare them away or umm.. Stop brushing my teeth, so they wont enjoy it?

Onyé a osi na o gịnị? Gini ka o na ekwu?

EroticAngelina:
i wont! What do u suggest i do? Start rubbing red or black lipstick to scare them away or umm.. Stop brushing my teeth, so they wont enjoy it?

i will suggest u wEar fake snaggle teeth.it will chase some bad boys away.a my gf hv use it on me in uk.

raphy:
i will suggest u wEar fake snaggle teeth.it will chase some bad boys away.a my gf hv use it on me in uk.

lols, thanks!

Chairbabe:
Onyé a osi na o gịnị? Gini ka o na ekwu?

*igbokwenu*u fit kill pesin fo here o abeg translate it.we no de fo igbo meeting place na forum biko

EroticAngelina:
lols, thanks!

hw old ar u, if i quess right u ar 18 or 19

EroticAngelina:
lols, thanks!

and u r welcum

EroticAngelina:
lols, thanks!

it wunt help, since he had seen ur beauty b4 even if u wear fake teeth i wil kiss u, so d guy

EroticAngelina:
hmmm
okay! I created this thread coz my heart and head is pounding! my palms are sweating!

you can tell I'm SCARED!!
I've done something that I'm ashamed of! something bad, and I'm afraid to tell my cousin(who is the closest relation I have. we are literally BFF! we are very close and we tell each other everything) I'm afraid to tell anybody! but the load and guilt is too much! I wanna let out and be free! even if its not dumebi(my cousin/bestie) that I'm telling it to.

here's what went down
my cousin came to stay with me for sometime.. so yesterday, her boyfriend came to visit her... I should have known that this guy, (his name is rorokubom, but he says people should call him flemzy coz he hated his name,) kinda likes me, dumebie once told him about me........ you know what guys! to cut the story short... he kissed me when dumebi went to the toilet! and begged me not to tell her that my lips were tempting him and he just couldnt hold back. I'm DEAD! I feel like I've betrayed dumebie I can't tell her coz I don't wanna loose her, she's my best friend I feel so guilty, and she loves this guy so much, she once gave him #84,000 for his feeding in uni! and what makes it worse is that dimebi is so sensitive and in her prev relationship, the azzhole cheated and she became unstable and went to drugs but rehab healed her, and now.... look at what I did!

right now, she wants to take me to a Chinese restaurant so we can celebrate a modeling contract I finally landed(which she even helped me with! OH GOD I'm screwed) and she's paying for everything! I'm in my room dressing up right down! I CNT even look at her and I feel like I'm gonna shii on myself!! i can't think straight! ive been biting my painted nails coz am nervous,i decided to let it out here on NL. I'm a horrible person!
THERE! I said it! at least I feel a Lil bit okay.. pls post ur own confessions, so that I know I'm not alone on this and do u think I should tell her?

Did he use connomi on you before he kissed you?

raphy:
*igbokwenu*u fit kill pesin fo here o abeg translate it.we no de fo igbo meeting place na forum biko

Chai Raphy,Raphy how many times did i call you?

EroticAngelina:
oh shut up! re-read what u just posted u won't even be sure of something before u start typing trash. incased u still wanna know.. I didn't know when he was about to kiss me! have u heard of a surprise kiss?? someone just kisses u without u knowing! and he has already locked lips with u before u could push him off.

Then there's no guilt in it as pe the bold

No betrayal since is not a fault of yours.

Chairbabe:
Chai Raphy,Raphy how many times did i call you?

so waz da big deal ,me i no be igbo so pliz can i help u ?

ismailaja:
hw old ar u, if i quess right u ar 18 or 19

how can u be asking a girl her age ? i sowie fo u .u r a Real learner .age is nothing but a number.

raphy:
how can u be asking a girl her age ? i sowie fo u .u r a Real learner .age is nothing but a number.

k sir

The only thing I see is "modeling contract", and that has got me ROFLMAO right now. Literarily.

jnrbayano:


Did he use connomi on you before he kissed you?

whats conomi??

Chairbabe:
Onyé a osi na o gịnị? Gini ka o na ekwu?

Onye a na ekwu nansense

proudly233:



Onye a na ekwu nansense

@OP,

I really don't see where you went wrong (except maybe you didn't give us the whole story...like,did u kiss back?).If maybe you're guilty of not telling your cousin about her bf's behavior,then you shouldn't,considering how she takes things.Some things are better kept secrets cos they can be very devastating and destructive.

ebila:
@OP,

I really don't see where you went wrong (except maybe you didn't give us the whole story...like,did u kiss back?).If maybe you're guilty of not telling your cousin about her bf's behavior,then you shouldn't,considering how she takes things.Some things are better kept secrets cos they can be very devastating and destructive.

I didn't kiss back!! thanks

EroticAngelina:
oh shut up! re-read what u just posted u won't even be sure of something before u start typing trash. incased u still wanna know.. I didn't know when he was about to kiss me! have u heard of a surprise kiss?? someone just kisses u without u knowing! and he has already locked lips with u before u could push him off.

u neva mentioned he took u unawres or tht u pushed him away but thr ws a case of him havin tym to 'negotiating' his way out. So hypothetically u shud b d one to do d rereading

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Eiya...

EroticAngelina:
oh shut up! re-read what u just posted u won't even be sure of something before u start typing trash. incased u still wanna know.. I didn't know when he was about to kiss me! have u heard of a surprise kiss?? someone just kisses u without u knowing! and he has already locked lips with u before u could push him off.

My dear, have you ever heard of 'reflex action'......I bet you should have inclined or move away your lips as soon as noticed a head approaching....


....Am not judging or crucifying you.....With what you have explained so far, seems you wanted and enjoyed the kiss.....Well, its only a kiss.....No biggie.....