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My Ideal Wife Spec. by cashcity: 11:24pm On Oct 15, 2014
Most times, specifications of phones are the major reasons why we spend big trying to acquire them. Imagin somebody spendin over 200k just to acquire iphone6. Specifications can still be used to describe they type of partner people like to be wit cos it reduces competition in d society as one man's food is another man's poison.Lets go there. My ideal wife specs are;
Age:20<$<25.
Skin colour:light.
Height:5ft8 <$<6ft.
Religion:christian,catholic.
Nose:pointed
Face: v-shape
Leg: straight/long
Hip: oval (nikki or kim k)
Academic:graduate (2.1 & above)
Nagging: nil
Cheating:nil
Kitchen activities: high
Bedroom activities:high
Character:excellent
Computer:literate
Salary:six figures
R/ship with others:minimal
fashion:sensitive/high class.
and finally.....
Tribe:igbo
State:anambra
LGA:awka south.
The above listed SPECs most not be compromised cos i wunt settle for less. Pals i hope am not askin toomuch?
Let the discussions continue.WHAT are the specs of ur dream or ideal LIFE PARTNER.

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Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by Baddestguyp(m): 11:36pm On Oct 15, 2014
guy you go old, such a lady doesn't exist

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Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by davdandam(m): 11:36pm On Oct 15, 2014
Dangotes daughter full stop.
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by JEITO: 12:13am On Oct 16, 2014
Unfortunately for you, we live in the 'real world'
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by WIZGUY69(m): 12:17am On Oct 16, 2014
[size=48]am coming lemme go and bring her for you. @op[/size]
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by cashcity: 12:20am On Oct 16, 2014
JEITO:
Unfortunately for you, we live in the 'real world'
that is exactly wot i want to point out. Ideal states are not always real. ideal things can remain as it is until the end of time cos it ll only exist in ur imagination.
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by dagentility(f): 7:56am On Oct 16, 2014
Hmm,wake up pls @Op
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by chimerase2: 7:58am On Oct 16, 2014
She must be a mummy water frm awka undecided
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by spanzed(m): 9:23am On Oct 16, 2014
Lol....even if you want to get the specs you can't get everything you mention here...
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by constance500: 9:33am On Oct 16, 2014
So I Ave to check Google now for specs of my gf before getting married cheesy
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by warripekin(m): 10:02am On Oct 16, 2014
Small pikin still dey worrey u
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by Tymax(m): 10:15am On Oct 16, 2014
My own spec is not too much.

Legs: Slighty bow-legged, radius of curvature = 1.5m or greater

Hair: Naturally long. Shortest strand should be 55cm

Academic\Professional Qualification: Masters (MBA is added advantage) grin

Vocal abilities: Modal range should be from G2 to at least F4. Ability to hit whistle register is added advantage. Coloratura technique will encourage me as well. Tone deaf ladies need not apply.

I.Q: 130 or higher. Not negotiable. angry

Culinary Skill: Must be proficient in all native soups from the SW and SS of Nigeria. Must be able to pound yam with speed (as e dey hot) grin Must be an accomplished baker. Must be skilled in grills and roasts. grin Very important.

I know there are ladies who more than meet up. PM let's hook up. grin

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Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by Nobody: 11:33am On Oct 16, 2014
Tymax:
My own spec is not too much.

Legs: Slighty bow-legged, radius of curvature = 1.5m or greater

Hair: Naturally long. Shortest strand should be 55cm

Academic\Professional Qualification: Masters (MBA is added advantage) grin

Vocal abilities: Modal range should be from G2 to at least F4. Ability to hit whistle register is added advantage. Coloratura technique will encourage me as well. Tone deaf ladies need not apply.

I.Q: 130 or higher. Not negotiable. angry

Culinary Skill: Must be proficient in all native soups from the SW and SS of Nigeria. Must be able to pound yam with speed (as e dey hot) grin Must be an accomplished baker. Must be skilled in grills and roasts. grin Very important.

I know there are ladies who more than meet up. PM let's hook up. grin


Bros, sorry ooo.....I wan ask you one question ni ooooo


...she be your house-girl??
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by farano(f): 11:48am On Oct 16, 2014
temigracie:



Bros, sorry ooo.....I wan ask you one question ni ooooo


...she be your house-girl??
Don't mind them

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Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by farano(f): 11:54am On Oct 16, 2014
cashcity:
Most times, specifications of phones are the major reasons why we spend big trying to acquire them. Imagin somebody spendin over 200k just to acquire iphone6. Specifications can still be used to describe they type of partner people like to be wit cos it reduces competition in d society as one man's food is another man's poison.Lets go there. My ideal wife specs are;
Age:20<$<25.
Skin colour:light.
Height:5ft8 <$<6ft.
Religion:christian,catholic.
Nose:pointed
Face: v-shape
Leg: straight/long
Hip: oval (nikki or kim k)
Academic:graduate (2.1 & above)
Nagging: nil
Cheating:nil
Kitchen activities: high
Bedroom activities:high
Character:excellent
Computer:literate
Salary:six figures
R/ship with others:minimal
fashion:sensitive/high class.
and finally.....
Tribe:igbo
State:anambra
LGA:awka south.
The above listed SPECs most not be compromised cos i wunt settle for less. Pals i hope am not askin toomuch?
Let the discussions continue.WHAT are the specs of ur dream or ideal LIFE PARTNER.
Oga you must be very rich or forget about it #fact
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by 1one: 12:02pm On Oct 16, 2014
This is why I keep arguing with some people...


There are many girls that have all the "specs" the OP has listed..

I don't know how we got eaten by the mentality that if it's "too good"... then it can't be available... it's thought patterns like this that make many people settle... settle for way less than they desire or even deserve.

At the very basic level, know what you're worth. Not knowing in a pompous and conceited way.. Or knowing so that you can trample on others... But know what you're worth so that you'll know just exactly the type of shii-it you deserve and can accept.


For instance, I can't even think of dating a girl that's not remotely witty or who has an "F" in the sense of humor department...I'm very Witty and I have a very good sense of humor.. So if I add that to my specs and some people see it, they'd be like "Ahhh ahh...Ewo tu ni sense of wittiness ati sense of humor"... I'm not asking for an Ellen Degenerous type of humour.. but something tangible enough that can bounce back and forth between the both us when for instance nepa takes light and maybe the generator refuses to start.


What ever you desire is available.
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by itstpia1: 2:50pm On Oct 16, 2014
You forgot to mention shape, so the pot bellied ladies know they're automatically disqualified and so shouldn't come and waste your ( or their) time.
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by MrCork: 3:02pm On Oct 16, 2014
cashcity:
Most times, specifications of phones are the major reasons why we spend big trying to acquire them. Imagin somebody spendin over 200k just to acquire iphone6. Specifications can still be used to describe they type of partner people like to be wit cos it reduces competition in d society as one man's food is another man's poison.Lets go there. My ideal wife specs are;
Age:20<$<25.
Skin colour:light.
Height:5ft8 <$<6ft.
Religion:christian,catholic.
Nose:pointed
Face: v-shape
Leg: straight/long
Hip: oval (nikki or kim k)
Academic:graduate (2.1 & above)
Nagging: nil
Cheating:nil
Kitchen activities: high
Bedroom activities:high
Character:excellent
Computer:literate
Salary:six figures
R/ship with others:minimal
fashion:sensitive/high class.
and finally.....
Tribe:igbo
State:anambra
LGA:awka south.
The above listed SPECs most not be compromised cos i wunt settle for less. Pals i hope am not askin toomuch?
Let the discussions continue.WHAT are the specs of ur dream or ideal LIFE PARTNER.


...light skin female! angry

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Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by Promking: 4:00pm On Oct 16, 2014
OP, I really like your list but for me i'll add a few things to yours to meet up my satisfactory state
cashcity:
My ideal wife specs are;
Age:20<$<25.
Skin colour:light.
Height:5ft8 <$<6ft.
Religion:christian,catholic.
Nose: pointed
Face: v-shape
Leg: straight/long
Hip: oval (nikki or kim k)
Academic:graduate (2.1 & above)
Nagging: nil
Cheating:nil
Kitchen activities: high
Bedroom activities:high
Character:excellent
Computer:literate
Salary:six figures
R/ship with others:minimal
fashion:sensitive/high class.
and finally.....
Tribe:igbo
State:anambra
LGA:awka south.
The above listed SPECs most not be compromised cos i wunt settle for less. Pals i hope am not askin toomuch?
Let the discussions continue.WHAT are the specs of ur dream or ideal LIFE PARTNER.

Belly: Flat (but not the ones with 6 packs)

Teeth: Bright, White, complete 32 set

Hair: Jet black colour, Shoulder length

Culinary prowess: A chef with a Phd

Dance sense: High

Vocal articulation: Fluent and Clear (that includes singing skills)

Böobs: XL

Bum: Large

Skin Colour: Ebony

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by MisterLongman(m): 4:14pm On Oct 16, 2014
Hilarious
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by onyiianthony(f): 8:16pm On Nov 22, 2015
Keep searching, u will surely find her.
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by Emperoradrian(m): 7:34am On Nov 23, 2015
Guy did u sch in d east? Whr did u sch
Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by kunlexolu(m): 7:39am On Nov 23, 2015
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Re: My Ideal Wife Spec. by Filmewell(f): 10:02am On Nov 23, 2015
and for girls they have only but one spec for their guys which. # a guy with a monthly income of 7 figures or at worst the high's of 6 figures.

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