Letter to my future wife.
Hello, my future wife.
Whether you are reading this
before you meet me, or stumble
upon it after, I want you to know
a few things.
The reason I am writing this
today is because I can’t stop
thinking about you, and I can’t
stop myself from imagining how
happy we will be. Let this letter
be a promise to you that I will
do my best to be the man I want
to be for you.
I may not yet know all of the
difficulties that come with a
lifetime commitment, but I have
enough relationship experience
to know what I want and how I
picture my life with the person I
will commit to: you.
Those around me are a
continuous source of education
and inspiration on how I want
our relationship to be. So here
and today, I vow to try my best
to do the following:
I promise to do my best to make
you beam daily, so count on
many surprises. Your smile will
be my priority. I get weak knees
when anybody smiles, so just
imagine the effort I will make to
be the source of yours.
I promise I will always look at
you with the same adoration as I
did the moment I realized I
loved you.
I promise to try to ignite the
same sparkle in your eyes I see
when you’re surprised, inspired,
motivated or when you are
about to lean in to kiss me.
I promise to hold your hand
when we’re 80 years old with the
same liveliness that I did when I
crossed that line to hold yours
for the first time. I vow never to
let the excitement of dating me
die down; I will surprise you
with the location, the reason or
the activity itself.
I promise to keep you guessing
where we’re going next. I
promise to do my best always to
interest you. I will keep
reinventing myself, gaining new
hobbies, new knowledge and
new interests to keep you —
and myself — entertained.
I promise to have new stories to
share with you, and maybe I’ll
retell the best ones again if you
insist. Our friendship will
continue to grow over the years.
I vow to challenge you to
challenge yourself for the better;
to make you think differently. I
promise to try to feed off of
your illuminating energy that
will inspire me to do the same
with myself. I will do my best to
ensure that being bored never
crosses your mind.
Even in grief and darkness, I
promise to show you the
different shades of the dark, and
to help you find the tiny rays of
light that are always there if you
seek them. After all, there’s
always worse than worst and
better than best; everything is
relative.
I promise to kiss you throughout
our life together, with the same
passion I had the first time I felt
my lips on yours. When we kiss,
I want it to slow down time —
just you and me engulfed in our
feelings.
I promise to play the games you
like to play.
I promise to do my best to
remain physically attractive for
you, and I will do my best to be
healthy in order to keep up with
our children and grandchildren;
someone has got to teach them
Muay Thai kickboxing. I’ll train
you, too; I want you to know
how to fight and defend
yourself, just don’t use it against
me.
I promise to help you to be
healthy, both physically and
mentally. I will cook and clean
for us. Expect the best breakfast:
traditional Armenian tomato
and pepper omelets, followed
by fruit salad with… well, I can’t
give all the secrets out.
I promise to strive to be a role
model for our children. I want
both you and them to see me as
a source of motivation. I want to
inspire them in the same way
that my father inspires me.
I promise to do my best to love
your family as you love them
and to be by their side as much
as I am by yours.
I promise to always listen to you
when you simply just want to be
heard; when you want someone
to vent to about something or
when you want advice.
I will listen to you especially
when you don’t feel comfortable
sharing your thoughts with
anybody else, and to the things
you try to tell me when you’re
not even speaking. I promise to
always listen.
During our life together, I
promise to make sure that you
feel as though you are the
center of the household — I
know you will be — and I will
always try to show my
appreciation for you because of
that. Being the man of the
house is nothing without a
woman.
I promise never to let my guard
down in taking care of us. I know
you won’t be one to be satisfied
with the bare minimum.
I promise to do everything that I
can for you without taking away
from your independence
physically, intellectually or
emotionally.
I promise to create family
traditions and to make sure that
your legacy lives forever through
our children.
I promise to encapsulate the
moment when I realize that I
am in the most magnetic,
amorous and erotic love with
you, not to let that feeling
dissipate to the best of my
ability and to relive it with you
constantly, always.
Yours sincerely, Your Future
Husband

Writing letter to an imaginary person. Na wa o! The promises are so many, I doubt if you can fulfill even half of them.

Y are you telling us na