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Pls What Am I? by Dargreen(m): 8:27am On Oct 25, 2014
PLEASE AM I A MUGU?
I have a girlfriend. She is 21, while I am 25.
She is using Blackberry and iphone while I
am using Nokia torch.
I bought the phones for her because I love
her so much. I send 400 naira card to her everyday
but she doesn't call me. She only flashes me.
Whenever we go to restaurant I buy maltina
and fried rice for her while I drink only pure water
and
groundnut.
One day I bought 400 naira card for her;
when we were together, she called another guy
and told the guy that she loves him and will marry
him.
When I asked her who she was calling, she said
that she was only joking. She has never ever
visited
my house and she doesn't allow me to
visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her
she would shout at me harshly.
What should I do? Should I increase the
recharge card I buy for her to 600 naira?
or should I buy another
Blackberry phone for her and ipad for her too?
I know that she loves me So much.
Re: Pls What Am I? by alabiyemmy(m): 8:32am On Oct 25, 2014
its a sign that she loves you. All you have to do is for you to start asking her to bring her dirty clothes and underwears to you to wash.
Re: Pls What Am I? by Nobody: 8:32am On Oct 25, 2014
Lol..Op juz feels bored nd needs sumfn to cheer him up... Oya yhu guys shld start commenting While he laffs his a55 out.
Re: Pls What Am I? by arimahoseloka(m): 8:36am On Oct 25, 2014
you are a retarrdedd turkey
Re: Pls What Am I? by Nobody: 8:42am On Oct 25, 2014
Dargreen:
PLEASE AM I A MUGU?
I have a girlfriend. She is 21, while I am 25.
She is using Blackberry and iphone while I
am using Nokia torch.
I bought the phones for her because I love
her so much. I send 400 naira card to her everyday
but she doesn't call me. She only flashes me.
Whenever we go to restaurant I buy maltina
and fried rice for her while I drink only pure water
and
groundnut.
One day I bought 400 naira card for her;
when we were together, she called another guy
and told the guy that she loves him and will marry
him.
When I asked her who she was calling, she said
that she was only joking. She has never ever
visited
my house and she doesn't allow me to
visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her
she would shout at me harshly.
What should I do? Should I increase the
recharge card I buy for her to 600 naira?
or should I buy another
Blackberry phone for her and ipad for her too?
I know that she loves me So much.
You are a firstclass mumu with excess chromosome
Re: Pls What Am I? by Hawlahscho(m): 10:39am On Oct 25, 2014
Whining.....

I book space.
Re: Pls What Am I? by mesoade(m): 11:00am On Oct 25, 2014
She's not happy with you cos of one thing . . Ure nt washing her undies . . Do this and curse me later
Re: Pls What Am I? by Namdeenero(m): 11:01am On Oct 25, 2014
cheesy this is a joke right? undecided
Re: Pls What Am I? by Mprex(f): 11:13am On Oct 25, 2014
Dargreen:
PLEASE AM I A MUGU?
I have a girlfriend. She is 21, while I am 25.
She is using Blackberry and iphone while I
am using Nokia torch.
I bought the phones for her because I love
her so much. I send 400 naira card to her everyday
but she doesn't call me. She only flashes me.
Whenever we go to restaurant I buy maltina
and fried rice for her while I drink only pure water
and
groundnut.
One day I bought 400 naira card for her;
when we were together, she called another guy
and told the guy that she loves him and will marry
him.
When I asked her who she was calling, she said
that she was only joking. She has never ever
visited
my house and she doesn't allow me to
visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her
she would shout at me harshly.
What should I do? Should I increase the
recharge card I buy for her to 600 naira?
or should I buy another
Blackberry phone for her and ipad for her too?
I know that she loves me So much.
no my brother, you are not a mugu. You are a nice guy. smiley just buy her samsung galaxy grand, ipad, blackberry passport and porsche, iphone-6. Then send her 1500 airtime everyday. Also wash her clothes, cook for her, trim her nails and dress her bed. You can as well carry her on your back when you guys are going out, clean her shoes with your tongue and bow to her when greeting. That will make you the perfect nice guy. smiley. Thank me later wink
































e-diot angry
Re: Pls What Am I? by Rexnegro(m): 11:18am On Oct 25, 2014
U re a wasted sperm I swear
Re: Pls What Am I? by Rapsainot(m): 11:40am On Oct 25, 2014
op, my girlfriend is also doing this until I bought her an i-phone, passport and 3000 recharge card everyday.... Please start doing that to, you can even start washing her undies.. It will be an added advantage.. Wish you well in your relationship.

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