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Pls What Am I? by Dargreen(m): 8:27am On Oct 25, 2014 |
PLEASE AM I A MUGU? I have a girlfriend. She is 21, while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iphone while I am using Nokia torch. I bought the phones for her because I love her so much. I send 400 naira card to her everyday but she doesn't call me. She only flashes me. Whenever we go to restaurant I buy maltina and fried rice for her while I drink only pure water and groundnut. One day I bought 400 naira card for her; when we were together, she called another guy and told the guy that she loves him and will marry him. When I asked her who she was calling, she said that she was only joking. She has never ever visited my house and she doesn't allow me to visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her she would shout at me harshly. What should I do? Should I increase the recharge card I buy for her to 600 naira? or should I buy another Blackberry phone for her and ipad for her too? I know that she loves me So much. |
Re: Pls What Am I? by alabiyemmy(m): 8:32am On Oct 25, 2014 |
its a sign that she loves you. All you have to do is for you to start asking her to bring her dirty clothes and underwears to you to wash. |
Re: Pls What Am I? by Nobody: 8:32am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Lol..Op juz feels bored nd needs sumfn to cheer him up... Oya yhu guys shld start commenting While he laffs his a55 out. |
Re: Pls What Am I? by arimahoseloka(m): 8:36am On Oct 25, 2014 |
you are a retarrdedd turkey |
Re: Pls What Am I? by Nobody: 8:42am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Dargreen:You are a firstclass mumu with excess chromosome |
Re: Pls What Am I? by Hawlahscho(m): 10:39am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Whining..... I book space. |
Re: Pls What Am I? by mesoade(m): 11:00am On Oct 25, 2014 |
She's not happy with you cos of one thing . . Ure nt washing her undies . . Do this and curse me later |
Re: Pls What Am I? by Namdeenero(m): 11:01am On Oct 25, 2014 |
this is a joke right? |
Re: Pls What Am I? by Mprex(f): 11:13am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Dargreen:no my brother, you are not a mugu. You are a nice guy. just buy her samsung galaxy grand, ipad, blackberry passport and porsche, iphone-6. Then send her 1500 airtime everyday. Also wash her clothes, cook for her, trim her nails and dress her bed. You can as well carry her on your back when you guys are going out, clean her shoes with your tongue and bow to her when greeting. That will make you the perfect nice guy. . Thank me later e-diot |
Re: Pls What Am I? by Rexnegro(m): 11:18am On Oct 25, 2014 |
U re a wasted sperm I swear |
Re: Pls What Am I? by Rapsainot(m): 11:40am On Oct 25, 2014 |
op, my girlfriend is also doing this until I bought her an i-phone, passport and 3000 recharge card everyday.... Please start doing that to, you can even start washing her undies.. It will be an added advantage.. Wish you well in your relationship. |
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