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The 5 Types Of Couples We All See On Social Media by mahxiimus(m): 4:41pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
What type of social media couple are you? If you’re single, you can relax and join me in my criticizing of those who are in relationships. It’s all in good fun, so quit your bitching, bitch. If you’re offended by any of these descriptions, that probably means you’re one of those couples. Sucks to be you. 2GETHER 4EVER You know that couple who’s in denial that there’s even a remote possibility they won’t be together for the rest of the universe’s existence? Mmmm. Love me some naive secondary-school caliber relationships. I long for the moment they get a dose of reality once one of them wonders into the outside world. PET NAMES Isn’t that just adorable? They’re calling each other shnookums, loveydove, honey, and many other precious names. Excuse me while I go vomit everything I’ve ever eaten. There’s nothing wrong with a little “babe” here and there, but when this couple gets to the point where they don’t know each other’s real name, I get concerned. INTERNETLESS RELATIONSHIP = NO RELATIONSHIP The couple whose relationship is structured in social media rather than real-life chemistry. If your twitter feed is filled with things like “Had an amazing day with @peterLuvzDorcas” and your Instagram feed is riddled with photos of two loveydoves making out on a swingset, you might know this couple. AWE, LOOK! HIS DAUGHTER! Oh…that’s his girlfriend? Whoops. Forgot that some people like to date girls/guys who are 10+ years younger than they are. # cradlerober. Nothing wrong with that bro, just make sure you get her home before her 8PM bedtime. Oh, and if she gets cranky, try burping her. ON TO THE NEXT ONE Remember how Ashley dates Alex. Wait, now it’s Paul. Oops Jeff was last week, now it’s Nate. If you haven’t caught on by now, Ashley has had quite a few boyfriends in her day. You could say she’s one of those people who apparently will start to disintegrate or something when they don’t have a boyfriend. 1 Like |
Re: The 5 Types Of Couples We All See On Social Media by OgidiOlu3(m): 4:48pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
This will be interesting... ON TO THE NEXT ONE 1 Like
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Re: The 5 Types Of Couples We All See On Social Media by Jnrbayerno(m): 4:51pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
*brings bench* |
Re: The 5 Types Of Couples We All See On Social Media by JeffreyJamez(m): 4:51pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Re: The 5 Types Of Couples We All See On Social Media by Nobody: 4:54pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
mahxiimus:Lol.. |
Re: The 5 Types Of Couples We All See On Social Media by Tallesty1(m): 5:06pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Re: The 5 Types Of Couples We All See On Social Media by Jnrbayerno(m): 5:12pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Tallesty1:I carry o but e remain small |
Re: The 5 Types Of Couples We All See On Social Media by philantoxx(m): 5:39pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
*yawns* |
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