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| Have You Noticed? by donogaga(m): 9:15pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
1. If you suck one nipple well, the woman herself offers the other one. Incase you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, p****... No wonder Men suffer from high BP! 3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it. 6. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d*** hard, not his life..! 9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them comes and touch the Man's John Thomas and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.. 10. Now that I've educated you..... Do same to others. Before you abuse me, abuse yourself first because you read it to the end. 2 Likes |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by kilokeys(m): 9:17pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
lawa o  |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by iKillzz: 9:25pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Yawns... |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by iceberylin(m): 9:26pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
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| Re: Have You Noticed? by Applaner: 9:32pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
dirty mind |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by luvlyoracle(m): 10:14pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Hmm |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by Medunah: 10:26pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Msssheew, op is jobless |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by donogaga(m): 10:31pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Medunah: Nah, not jobless pe se, am lonely. |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by donogaga(m): 10:34pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Applaner: Nah, Far from it. |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by passionate88: 10:38pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
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| Re: Have You Noticed? by nickz(m): 10:39pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
donogaga:hahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahaha  morrasucka |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by tpia6: 10:43pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Bro you only need to do the act once to get a pregnancy, or did I not pay attention in sex ed class? |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by Nobody: 10:48pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
OP n copy n paste. Infact, Picture of u writing this by yourself or idonbilivit |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by ireneony(f): 10:55pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
hmmmm op is hilarious |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by ireneony(f): 10:56pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
hmmmm op is hilarious. but no.1 thou |
| Re: Have You Noticed? by ZEPHYREN(m): 11:19pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
Op well done you be your papa pinkin, when you finish come take money funny though. |
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