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56 Funny Facts About A Woman by Nobody: 3:03pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
1. Woman is the last thing God created and the only thing he did not plan to create....Samba!! 2. Woman is the first creature to disobey God. 3. Woman is the cause of all the problems, troubles we are having in the world today. 4. Woman is easily used by the devil. 5. Woman is like alcohol, if you take it too much, it will destroy you. 6. Woman is like cell phone, any day you press the wrong number, you will not make calls. 7. For woman marriage is business. 8. Woman is naturally wicked. 9. Don’t take it for granted when a woman threatens you. 10. Woman likes money more than anything. 11. For woman,marriage is for better for stay, for worse for run away. 12. Woman is like flower, today it blossoms, tomorrow it fades away. 13. If you became poor, woman will give you only one year to recover. 14. You will never know the true nature of a woman until you become broke. 15. Woman can smell money from 1000 miles away. 16. Woman is like chameleon, she brings different characters. 17. Woman thinks straight. 18. Woman is unreliable. 19. Woman is proud. 20. Woman doesn’t want to hear that you will be rich tomorrow, she want to hear that you’re already rich. 21. Women like reaping where they did not sow. 22. Most times her Yes is No and her No is Yes. 23. No matter what you tell a woman, if someone tells her something better than what you told her, she will abandon you. 24. If your vehicle breaks down woman will jump out, watch you repair it, then afterwards she will come in and enjoy the ride. 25. Woman enjoys retaliation and revenge. 26. Woman becomes wise @40 27. Ordinary animal, snake deceived woman in the Bible, some people say it was Satan that entered the snake, that’s a big lie, read that chapter wella, Satan was not mentioned. 28. Woman likes jollying. 29. Woman are fashion conscious. 30. Woman are material conscious. 31. Woman wants you to marry her completely so she can have right over your property, when you divorce her, she will go with 30 or 50% of your wealth. There is no truly born again woman. 32. Woman cannot do anything perfectly without the help of a man. 33. Woman enjoys telling lies. 34. If you don’t take rubbish, please learn to take rubbish before you get married, because woman is full of fun rubbish. 35. Woman like cheating. 36. Woman is a perfect pretender. 37. Bible says you should not give yourself to woman otherwise she will destroy you. ( proverbs 31 vs 3) 38. Woman is shameless. 39. Woman will cause problems between you and your blood relatives 40. Woman take things for granted. 41. Woman finds it difficult to say sorry. 42. Woman finds it difficult to say I love you. 43. Woman doesn’t believe she has to love her husband. 44. Woman is easily angry. 45. Woman hardly forgives and forget. 46. Woman can store more than 200 phone numbers in her brain. 47. Woman likes attention. 48. Woman likes gift so much. 49. Woman has no respect. 50. Woman can be very insulting. 51. Woman has shallow understanding. 52. To woman visitation is a business, she expects package whenever she visit your house. 53. Woman is very greedy. 54. Woman likes public opinion. 55. Woman don’t like an intelligent man, she likes a man she can cheat. 56. If woman cannot kill you, you are a strong man indeed. |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by eluquenson(m): 3:06pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Very correct to a large extent. Woman! Woman!! Woman!!! 2 Likes |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by frfrank(m): 3:23pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Sharrap!!! OP Check yaself That coconut water don dey disturb u..... |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by rawpadgin(m): 3:46pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
& sweet & loving woman went through unimaginable pains to bring a coconut headed psycho like u into this world |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by adeyiga3(m): 3:48pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Anyways wit all ur woman dis woman dat the main point or points is dat 1: we can't do witout the women and 2: we we born by dem and we try as much as possible to Bleep enough p***y so everybody knows dis and no one rili gives a Bleep all ama say is as a guy gettn rich is a must |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by Nobody: 3:52pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
frfrank:how old are u? |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by Nobody: 3:57pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Op, dat is a comprehensive description of a devil. I pity ur future wife nd ur mother cos they have no idea these are ur thought towards them 1 Like |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by MrCork: 4:03pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
finniblinks: ... Bro we not sayn u a mofo but how long u been g@y? (no offeense) 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by Nobody: 4:15pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Pls, who or what is this op?? |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by iamdotune(m): 4:24pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
finniblinks:hmmm so true |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by Nobody: 4:24pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
this is the point.kill the emotion,kill the sentiments and kill the fact that we have mums and sisters,but this is the true nature of a woman but due to religious and cultural forces,they tend to hibernate this negative qualities. |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by Nobody: 4:26pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Remember your mother is all of the above too 1 Like |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by Williamso(m): 4:29pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
I stopped reading at number 8... Trash thread |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by Nobody: 4:39pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
This is very true. Number 53 states it all. finniblinks: |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by JuicyGee(f): 4:44pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
The op is sick |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by Nobody: 4:52pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Williamso:comment and put down ur age lets know who's talking |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by Mprex(f): 4:53pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
I dont comment on useless threads |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by Nobody: 5:00pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
The female mosquitoes, fireflies, bugs etc, are the ones that spread the diseases We cannot do without women anyway. |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by akpumping7720(m): 5:01pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
OP, how Shitta? |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by frfrank(m): 5:02pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
finniblinks:old enough to whip ur behind....u can Call me Daddy.... Tomorrow dis own go pray for his mama.. But come here post rubbish... God fire you there and your post.... #womenarebeautiful #womanrocks #treatawomanright 1 Like |
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A Woman by farano(f): 5:08pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
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