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A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by icebebe(f): 9:05pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Dear Boyfriend, You can't just dump me by saying it's over, I won't believe you. I want the following things to support your decision. Three Months notice before break up, Police affidavit, Two pages of reason, Ninten minutes of voice note saying why you're dumping me, Copy of reasons to my parents, Your parents permission written and signed by them and verified by the police, And lastly you will have to perform rituals and sacrifice with Two Fat Cows to the ancestors/gods for hurting my feelings. Now Bro, If you were the boyfriend, what will you do? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by iceberylin(m): 9:08pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
F#©k and dump her again 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Nobody: 9:08pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Did he do all that before she agreed to the relationship? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Wittylens(m): 9:10pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
LOL I'm sure that list is for American Guys. Coz naija guys no go even answer am |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Nobody: 9:11pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Dis should be on jokes section @op, try and always make use of ur brain on sundays 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by icebebe(f): 9:15pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Chaino:mmmm..lik u are doin wiv urs? Tnx anyways...@least u said somfin 1 Like |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 9:18pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
And after that will i be free? |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by XuteSleeks(m): 9:23pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Simple. In return I'll ask for three months reversal of bank transfers from my account to hers. Two pages of MTN statement showing reversals of recharge cards from her phone to mine. Twenty minutes worth of recently activated BIS reversed to my fone to enable me send her 19min VN. Copy of reasons y u r still staying in my apartment vetted by d army and lastly a ritual to appease d gods for wasting my time. #Just kidding# 15 Likes |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Nobody: 9:24pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
I'm really straining to find the joke here. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Baddestguyp(m): 9:25pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
question for the gods |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Nobody: 9:29pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
hmph |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by icebebe(f): 9:30pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
XuteSleeks:u sound lik a warri man,were are u frm? |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Cholls(m): 9:30pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
My sister i see why that brother dump that babe 1 Like |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by chimerase2: 9:32pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
No need dump her again |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by kenrish2(m): 9:32pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
I think the girl is high on weed |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by XuteSleeks(m): 9:34pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
icebebe: Wrong...Sambisa |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Fabdedon(m): 9:38pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
XuteSleeks:ur on point |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Xphantom(m): 9:39pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Why do I get the feeling that this post will make frontpage??*?? ***Books Space*** |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Fabdedon(m): 9:39pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
i wounder the application letter he wrote before he date ha.. |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by lilmax(m): 9:45pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
This doesn't make sense |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by peterpaulis(m): 9:48pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
... Hahaah... guyz make una dey give your babe notice b4 breaking up na... |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Afrok(m): 10:03pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Hmmm.... If only she used the brain she used in composing the stuffs to think about how to better her relationship, the guy wouldn't have dumped her. If na me be d guy, I'll dump her again but this time inside a recycle bin . |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by rattlesnake(m): 10:33pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
iceberylin:bad langauage |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by honeyad(m): 10:45pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
She's probably high on Jamaican weed... Wetin concern me |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Obinnio: 10:53pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
peterpaulis:so that she go get chance go collect two 5naira for U abi, or kukuma mix ota pia pia for U shey ? |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by iceberylin(m): 11:03pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
rattlesnake:Unfortunately u aint a mod |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by onegig(m): 11:12pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
This sure is a joke. |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by ERCROSS(m): 11:15pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Hollywood fiction... |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by tellwisdom: 11:15pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
OP, You are foolish |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by JuicyGee(f): 11:27pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
Wat kinda crappy post is this |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by venivedivici(m): 11:32pm On Nov 16, 2014 |
If I were the boyfriend, I'll start crying and begging her not to dump me again. Then I will marry her. Then we will live happily ever after. |
Re: A Girl Sent This To Her Boyfriend After He Dumped Her: by Nobody: 12:35am On Nov 17, 2014 |
Lol! What a girl.. She's probably really hurt..
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