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Girls Vs Guys by mazizitonene(m): 12:04am On Nov 21, 2014 |
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES Mary: Hello Love! Sarah: Hello babe - how are u today? Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot. Sarah: And me too Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon. Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet. *AFTER DROPPING THE CALL* Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again. Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking...... TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS John: Bastard how far? Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father? John: My Papa dey! Ur fat mama nko? Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? John: No be madness dey worry you, if i no dey house na for bush i wan dey B4. Francis: Yeye boy, well I dey come charge my phone. John: Abeg come with that ur pretty sis. Francis: Hey you no go focus, wetin com dey bring my sis for this matter make i no see u near her. John: Oboy you no go relax, na you wan marry your sis. Francis: Hahahahahahaha, nothing do you my guy. I dey come. John: Ok! Jossing man No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer. Francis: Idiot like U. Later nah. *AFTER DROPPING THE CALL* John: That Francis can be funny at times but always a great companion anytime. Francis: John is just a reliable friend. LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each other's back. TRUE OR FALSE 4 Likes |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by sseunth(m): 12:06am On Nov 21, 2014 |
stale 1 Like |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by pain007: 12:06am On Nov 21, 2014 |
true. especially in france 3 Likes |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by daniel565: 12:08am On Nov 21, 2014 |
Sounds good |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by iceberylin(m): 12:11am On Nov 21, 2014 |
Girls are too Fake 3 Likes |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by phorget(m): 12:13am On Nov 21, 2014 |
Girls's been deceivin one another since the days of Eve... Im so glad that God made me a guys. 1 Like |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Gabreal1(m): 12:16am On Nov 21, 2014 |
sseunth:yes it's stale, but the message isn't . 1 Like |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Nobody: 12:24am On Nov 21, 2014 |
phorget: LOL bro stop murdering english. It's bad nau. Guy not Guys.. D truth. Girls backbiting since genesis. 2 Likes |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by phorget(m): 12:26am On Nov 21, 2014 |
wristwatch:. My bad tho... Thanks for the correction sir!! |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:29am On Nov 21, 2014 |
phorget:humility |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:30am On Nov 21, 2014 |
wristwatch:lol.... Btw, "murdering english" is incorrect. |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:28am On Nov 21, 2014 |
ALKARULEZ615: Dude, why are you on every thread I find myself viewing and doing what I like doing (picking 'holes' in people's comments)? Stay out of my way and let me do my 'job' |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by ALKARULEZ615(m): 1:30am On Nov 21, 2014 |
TheSonOfMark:Economists would refer to that as "Monopoly" |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Nobody: 1:34am On Nov 21, 2014 |
It's damn true,I always wonder why girls don't really love each other.this is common to 99% gals.make any gal no come here dey claim saint |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:35am On Nov 21, 2014 |
ALKARULEZ615: Lol. Just stay out of my way. By the way, shouldn't you be in dreamland or are you as insomniac as The.SonOfMark is tonight? |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by ALKARULEZ615(m): 1:40am On Nov 21, 2014 |
TheSonOfMark:I'm not suffering from Insomnia.... I'm just nocturnal |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:50am On Nov 21, 2014 |
ALKARULEZ615: Jeez! Now that's creepy! You are a student, I suppose? We are the ones mostly have screwed up or twisted biological clocks...and I've got a class by 10.00am today. |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by ALKARULEZ615(m): 1:54am On Nov 21, 2014 |
TheSonOfMark:lol.. My gain. Still at home rocking the holidays. 1 Like |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by kolamilan(m): 5:57am On Nov 21, 2014 |
@op, source? cos i saw this same post on fb. |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Hazardd(m): 6:00am On Nov 21, 2014 |
100% true,am sure no lady will comment in this post,ladies are just enemy to their self shikina |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Nobody: 7:53am On Nov 21, 2014 |
we rock |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by mazizitonene(m): 5:47pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
samflexxy: |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Nobody: 6:58pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
All this girl stuff is pissing me off. Naija guys dey fall my hands wela wela. |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Cholls(m): 7:41pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
wristwatch:my brother mumu teacher pls dont shoot me shoot the messanger |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by simdam500(m): 9:54pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
here in chibok the gals are force to love each other |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Nobody: 11:11pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
iceberylin:say God |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Nobody: 11:14pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Hazardd:i comment,,what to do?? |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by iceberylin(m): 11:21pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
sophieabou: |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Hazardd(m): 3:55am On Nov 22, 2014 |
sophieabou:Then meet me for serious talk,please not after we finish talking you will start to gossip about me |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by Awho(m): 6:15am On Nov 22, 2014 |
Girls have always stayed where the belong fake appartment in lie lie estate |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by mazizitonene(m): 7:35am On Dec 04, 2014 |
iceberylin:and boys are too real ?? |
Re: Girls Vs Guys by kelvinmuffins3(m): 8:25am On Dec 04, 2014 |
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