Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by tosyne2much(m): 5:26pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
chisco82:
Lol! Bros make sure u avoid a the vehicle coming on ur way oo.. Alryt I go try |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Medunah: 6:35pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
tosyne2much:
Are you allergic to PEE HEEM ? Loool, it actually took me a min to get wat u were saying, just came online though 1 Like |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by parrotibaba(m): 6:37pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
it's simple, if a girl be like...
Girl: baby I need 20k
You: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
SIMPLES!!! 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by tosyne2much(m): 6:40pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Medunah:
Loool, it actually took me a min to get wat u were saying, just came online though You should know an old man talks in parable |
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Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 6:43pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
jmoore: Even though I don't support premarital sex, paying for sex is being 'magaed'. You spend 50k just to sleep with her while she spends zero naira to sleep with you. I dey madt? I never even spend reach 5k finish na 50k I won spend. |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by duni04(m): 6:47pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
chimerase2: This one happened yesterday na wetin vex me Ex: hi how far Me: amu fine and u EX: not happy Me: what's the problem EX: pls help me with some moni one corper for ma area relased inside me and I hv missed ma period Me: eaya try hard find it EX: pls help me I need some moni to get rid of it or help me buy the drugs cos I knw its ur field Meanwhile this is the 3rd time she will be telling me this, if not that amu a man of God I for nakkked swear for ram |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by chibwike(m): 6:47pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
parrotibaba: it's simple, if a girl be like...
Girl: baby I need 20k
You: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
SIMPLES!!! Lmao....wats this! |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 6:49pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
keypad1: we talked the other nite. After saying gud nite to her.
She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.
This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!
I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.
The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.
I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.
After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.
The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.
Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.
The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!
That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.
But now, i don wise up like king solomon.
All the happened in 2012.
Praise the Lord.
From Bro. Mencade5 Sorry, na love do you. Thank God say you don wise small.
........Or so I hope. |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 6:51pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Nastydroid: I smell fp You always smell FP. Are you on steroid? 5 Likes |
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Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by bosun11(m): 6:56pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
hmmm...lemme think...brb |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by parrotibaba(m): 6:57pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
chibwike: Lmao....wats this! prevention of maga-rizm |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 6:58pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
I won't mind magarizing tosyne2much nd co
If u v not experienced it abeg make I use u do experiment 1 Like |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:01pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
tosyne2much:
** wispers to her ear **
I have only bought for someone just once are u sure Just once Idonblvit |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by paulshakur: 7:03pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
brb |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by y2kaustin(m): 7:04pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
so addidas have contracted aba men? 6 Likes |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by iyisco2001(m): 7:05pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
exthar87: I won't mind magarizing tosyne2much nd co
If u v not experienced it abeg make I use u do experiment Where should we start from |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by laykhorn(m): 7:07pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
englishmart: a friend of mine (girl) and I were chatting on Facebook. She told Me she's very sick.
Me. Ehya sorry o. What's wrong with you?
She... It's fever o...
Me.....Chai sorry eh! Hope you've taken your drugs?
She ..... Not yet, but, pls. Can do me a favour? What favour? Can you send me MTN card #1500?
Me...... Eeeeeeeeediot! Shey you wan recharge the fever? Una no go kill pesin for here. |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Jobyruz(m): 7:07pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Magarism is not all about disposing u of cash,it could by kind, time,thought material fins and what have u.no one is absolutely free from that concept even our fore father Adam was magared 1 Like |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Johnnoo(m): 7:09pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Mprex: 10 Types Of Maga On NL Romance Section -1 Tosyne2much -2 Tosyne2much -3 Tosyne2much -4 Tosyne2much -5 Tosyne2much -6 Tosyne2much -7 Tosyne2much -8 Tosyne2much -9 Tosyne2much -0 Tosyne2much - |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Evathyst(f): 7:10pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
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Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Superstar007(m): 7:10pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
keypad1: we talked the other nite. After saying gud nite to her.
She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.
This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!
I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.
The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.
I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.
After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.
The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.
Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.
The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!
That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.
But now, i don wise up like king solomon.
All the happened in 2012.
Praise the Lord.
From Bro. Mencade5 This one na advanced mugu-rizm. Thank God you have been delivered. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by dooch(m): 7:16pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
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Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:18pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Hmm romance scam kwa I don't know if this one qualifies A puppy love boyfriend and family friend I had back in secondary school found me on Facebook and while we chatted briefly to catch up about our siblings and parents,he gave me his phone number and I decided to call. During the short conversation I learned his parents and a sibling had died,he had a daughter, was separated from his wife,lived in Abuja Then he started talking of missing me and strange enough remembered my birthday next thing I know,he asked me to send him some dollars . That was the last time I ever communicated with the individual 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by free2ryhme: 7:19pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
vivaciousvivi:
Ok. That's a very weird situation you were in. U sef, u too like to add woman for social media. Don't mistakenly add your grandma and toast her one day Na wa ooo Wetin u wan make her come do for social media |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:20pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
me (from outside nigeria) ... where are you? babe ...... inside room reading me .............. ok, lemme not disturb you, can i say hello to mama (my mother-in-law to be) babe ............... mama has gone to bed, it's raining. me ................. ok. on a second thought i decided to call mama directly. phone rings once, mama picked up.me .......... mama good evening mama ................. evening my son me ..................... sorry to disturb you ooo, i heard you ve gone to bed? mama .................. bed ke? am here am watching NTA news me .....................aah!! pls where is....... (wife to be) mama ................. aah!! she went out this night, she said they are having night prayers in church. my hand begin shake , i called babe again her phone switched off. chai!! 40 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:23pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Who hasnt fallen for these girls is lucky.
I didnt even know she was playing me, I loved her like nothing else in this world and I thought she was in dire straits, before I knew it, I was down in lust/love triangle and I spent over 600,000 within a semester of time for a girl who I discovered was also using the funds to pay rent for the boyfriend who eventually became her husband. The marriage has failed and she cries to each time she remembers she is supposed to be a wife of Billyonaire. I purposefully invite her and the sisters to my house and tell them the story. They reap what they sow. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by piagetskinner(m): 7:23pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
keypad1: we talked the other nite. After saying gud nite to her.
She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.
This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!
I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.
The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.
I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.
After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.
The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.
Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.
The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!
That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.
But now, i don wise up like king solomon.
All the happened in 2012.
Praise the Lord.
From Bro. Mencade5 I was about saying u have been friend-zoned,,not until I read the whole epistle#thank God 4 ya deliverance...from the diAmonD gold digger[s] keypad1: we talked the other nite. After saying gud nite to her.
She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.
This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!
I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.
The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.
I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.
After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.
The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.
Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.
The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!
That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.
But now, i don wise up like king solomon.
All the happened in 2012.
Praise the Lord.
From Bro. Mencade5 I was about saying u have been friend-zoned,,not until I read the whole epistle#thank God 4 ya deliverance...from the diAmonD gold digger[/s] keypad1: we talked the other nite. After saying gud nite to her.
She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.
This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!
I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.
The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.
I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.
After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.
The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.
Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.
The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!
That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.
But now, i don wise up like king solomon.
All the happened in 2012.
Praise the Lord.
From Bro. Mencade5 I was about saying u have been friend-zoned,,not until I read the whole epistle#thank God 4 ya deliverance...from the diAmonD gold digger |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by lekzzydo(m): 7:24pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
drnairalov: leme not say much paid for her catering training... even bought her oven almost 60,000 naira... long story short i had a best friend who was very rich...him nd ma babe always insult themselves at any given instance if they see each other....all said and done ma friend and her shud be getting married February...and am here i never even know ma wife . what a cold world.. v forgiven dem sha your magarism pass the one wey shekau maga oga jona on the cease fire issue |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by will1am: 7:24pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
jmoore: Whenever you ask a girl "How are you doing?" and she says she's not fine or she surprises you by greeting you first after months/days of snubbing. There is 90% probability she is about to ask you for money.
Yahoo boys know this, that's why they create many fake female accounts to ask guys for money.
One girl that I refused to give recharge card told me that I am not handsome because her 'jazz' didn't work on me . Many encounters but never been 'magaed'. When they see me, they see 'aka gum'.
Thank God for the wisdom of Solomon. . Badt guy.. well said bro 1 Like |
Re: Guys Share Your Maga-rizm Experience by Nobody: 7:25pm On Nov 24, 2014 |
Interesting thread , just that some stories are made up |