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Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 6:39pm On Dec 10, 2014 |
sonOfLucifer: Idiiot, then you n ur useless father(lucifer) should show urselves physically to us, so we can deal with u and fasten uP your passing away, instead of waiting for god's time. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 6:40pm On Dec 10, 2014 |
mobuch:Lovers of blood, war and death. That is all these fools know. 3 Likes |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 10:46am On Dec 11, 2014 |
MzNelly:How are you? Been up all night following the APC primaries. Going to rest my tired bones. I like you. Hope mzmycoli isnt jealous. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 11:13am On Dec 11, 2014 |
sonOfLucifer:So you can be dedicated to something other than being a satanist? Well...have a wonderful rest, now. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by wordcat(m): 11:30am On Dec 11, 2014 |
sonOfLucifer: Now, Let the new testament guys explain this one! |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 6:05pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
MzNelly:Lol, of course. I'm quite a nice fellow if you get to know me. Had a wonderful rest. How was your day? Who are you gonna vote for? |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 7:00pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
sonOfLucifer:I don't doubt you're being a nice fellow. My day was great. My day was great. I have zero interest in politics. You? |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Macelliot(m): 8:39pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
MzNelly:Be Careful! |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 9:52pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Macelliot:Of? |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Nobody: 5:37am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Funny thread. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by texanomaly(f): 6:20am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Ishilove: Lol @ the bolded... Ishi-ism 1 Like |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by texanomaly(f): 6:22am On Dec 14, 2014 |
musKeeto: Hilarious! |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Joshthefirst(m): 7:44am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Krystalxxx:Actually, God has blessed you. So you can understand him. And the good thing is: when you understand him, you realize that he's on our side. Inspire of what these guys yarn. One more thing: believing in God is not enough. Go tell your bro to believe in Jesus, the salvation of God. These guys here aren't anti-God, though they seem to be. They're actually anti-Jesus. I've known them long enough. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by ihedinobi2: 7:46am On Dec 14, 2014 |
sonOfLucifer:What does this passage have to do with condoms? |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Joshthefirst(m): 7:47am On Dec 14, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:Yes. We are no longer under the 10 commandments. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:50am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Joshthefirst: Good to know. Glory be to Satan. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Joshthefirst(m): 7:50am On Dec 14, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:we are very comfortable. Because we understand. You do not understand. So you're confused and fight to extend your confusion to others. We understand well enough. We're happy and glad because we're saved. And with people like your running mouths and giving us even more publicity, others will be saved too, as they look for truth. Thank you. God bless you. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:52am On Dec 14, 2014 |
ihedinobi2: Well, condom is a waste of Fluid. LOL |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by ihedinobi2: 7:57am On Dec 14, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:Ok. So what does that have to do with anything here? Did God kill Onan for wasting his seed or for refusing to sire children for his dead brother? |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:57am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Joshthefirst: Only a sadist like you would be comfortable with the mass murder of babies, rape of little girls, slavery, racism, delusions etc that the bible is filled with. 2 Likes |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Joshthefirst(m): 7:57am On Dec 14, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:No. Bad news for Satan. Lolz. The confused man doesn't even know what's good news or bad news for his master. With the law was the knowledge of sin. Now we live under grace. And Sin does not have dominion over us! Now we live under grace and the gift of righteousness and we reign in life. When we reign, satan, your master, does not reign. We kick him around and live carefree lives under grace. Hallelujah. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:58am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Joshthefirst: Whatever. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Joshthefirst(m): 7:59am On Dec 14, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:No. Only a foolish, confused and blind man in need of help would turn away from the story of salvation and mercy the bible is filled with. I have a thing for people like you. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:01am On Dec 14, 2014 |
ihedinobi2: One or the other doesn't make a difference. Foolish god should have avoided all this fucking your brother's wife if he had given them children before he took away Er's life. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Joshthefirst(m): 8:07am On Dec 14, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:People like you I said. I meant I have a thing for confused, lost people, even those that put up a front of hardness and insane foolishness. I love the joy I see in their eyes when they find truth. I love the love I see inspired in them when they recognize Gods love and blessings for them. I am fulfilled as many are, when a sinner finds grace. And a man is translated into the unbreakable fullness of life and enjoyment in Christ. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:11am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Joshthefirst: It doesn't work on real servants of Satan. Try menstruating women. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by ihedinobi2: 8:44am On Dec 14, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:How does it not? Is it the same thing to kill a man because he used a condom during sex as it is to kill him for simply refusing to sire children for his dead brother? Do you seriously think that they're the same thing? |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by philfearon(m): 10:20am On Dec 14, 2014 |
Joshthefirst:Do you know God(Yahweh)? |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Joshthefirst(m): 12:33pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
philfearon:Yeah. We're tight. |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by philfearon(m): 1:02pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
Joshthefirst:Tell me everything you know about him intimately..No reference to the bible please! 1 Like |
Re: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by Joshthefirst(m): 1:12pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
philfearon:Forget about it then. The bible is Gods word. The primary way in which he speaks. |
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