Bleshh:
Partner? As in business partner shey?

amadioha go strike ur willie wit weak charging naw






MANY ARE MAD.........

LaurelP:
I'm traveling home this xmas, after a very looong time away from home in this unfriendly and harsh city called Lagos. Huh, and my major aim is to hook up with a cute lovely delectable damsel. Yes!!!

Pls wish me goodluck oo.

And who has d same plan with me? Cos am tired of dis city girls. At least girls become freer at home dan in d city where all their guards are up.

Wish me luck again! Ahaan.. Tankio

so after furcking and partying with all the Lagos chicks, you wanna go to your village and get a community school damsel shey?

LaurelP:


Will u shut up dat dustbin u call mouth dia
Anu mpama!
Na ppl like u Yoruba dey call "Gbeborun"

LaurelP:


Will u shut up dat dustbin u call mouth dia
Anu mpama!
Na ppl like u Yoruba dey call "Gbeborun"

vizkiz:


so after furcking and partying with all the Lagos chicks, you wanna go to your village and get a community school damsel shey?

djwinnie:
village swags

LaurelP:


Ighotago?
Ur head dey am

amunkita:
Nwanne ke ur village mk I com join u wiv d search.
Umu nwanyi 4 my village don turn somfin else now oo.. To d extent d parent wuld ask for a tanker each of DPK nd AGO... After d normal list oo..

ennon92:
is dis man crazy? Must u mention "yoruba" there

djwinnie:
all dose fyn ibo galz wif dier chronic igbo accent

LaurelP:


Nnah nawao
No be small tin o

Bt why do I have dis feeling ur from imo state?
No offense

amunkita:


Mii too having same feelin of being frm Imo state
Buh send mii invite nah mk I fit follow u flex ur village chicks dis xmas.

LaurelP:


Jst pm me we'll take it frm dia

amunkita:


Almost pm(ed) u, na so I see my missin rib u did upload.
Pls. Wat am supposed to go look 4 in ur villa, I ve seen her on ur DP..
Nwanne dat tomato jos buh adaku mu I ve been searchin.

Nwanne watz d nxt button..

LaurelP:


Calm down..calm down..calm down
Don't even go there, odikwa very risky o, becos she too sexy oo.

amunkita:


Nwanne u ve started wat killed King Ahab..
U want to eat ur abacha nd ugba nd still ve it.
Tot u goin bak 2 d villa to find nah, hapu dis 1 wiv mii in dis yamayama city nah..

LaurelP:


Don't worry
Dis one no get nyash nah, and I know u luv it
M ga ebunye gi nke nwere nnukwu ike wholesale

amunkita:


Nwanne achorum wholesale, my shop no dey Balogun.
Wivout nyash ka mommi mu nah like, nwanne am a don oo will 1st buy her Mercedez 130 ighotago?

LaurelP:


Nnah hapurum nwa ahu oo
She dey reserve, incase my xmas plan no work out. o put all ur egg for one basket o

LaurelP:


Nnah hapurum nwa ahu oo
She dey reserve, incase my xmas plan no work out.
No put all ur egg for one basket o

amunkita:

Nwanne dat gal bu Eshi..
I can pay u oo, nna mu b d owner of river 9ja...

Ipledge:
Since its Igbo village rocking now,dechandel make I follow you go your village maybe I will see one of your niece or cousin since u tell me say u don marry

Hehehee
All my cousins are married. Except you will wait for my 10year old baby sis
But #Nocando