mperoakeem:
makes me rememba wen i was in pry 3... I did 'mum n dad' wit one of our neighbour... D next day she cum tel me she's pregnant, i was lyk... Wtf. Jst lyk dat... O boi i fear dat day cos if my papa hear. I don die be dat.
D gal don watch too many nollywood movie, cos na dier u go bleep 2day, period collapse d next day

liar,how old were u in pry 3 that u can possibly impregnate someone and besides u have been using wtf since when u were in pry 3

eronxdabishop:
But why will a girl know her mentrual circle and not know her ovulation period?once u are sexually active,you ought to know when ur egg is ready to fertile your egg.You miss your period,u go find it#period

. If u miss somefin den u go amd find it shekanah

Wait let me ask orunmila b4 i comment!

Best of best na to play safe to avoid unecessary argument

VickyyB:
Why would I be having sex with my boyfriend.

My future husband owns my virginity.

dats fyn

Hazardd:

Super story.....
Who knows if you haven't lost it

truth is bitter

dudesexy1111:
go and start bleeping

already bleeping

Ipledge:
I don't know why I hate hearing this,if you a virgin keep that to urself,nobody care about ur virginity

definitely she is not

jeje123:
definitely she is not

That's her problem,I believe nobody cares

VickyyB:
Why would I be having sex with my boyfriend.

My future husband owns my virginity.

Love this...

mperoakeem:
makes me rememba wen i was in pry 3... I did 'mum n dad' wit one of our neighbour... D next day she cum tel me she's pregnant, i was lyk... Wtf. Jst lyk dat... O boi i fear dat day cos if my papa hear. I don die be dat.
D gal don watch too many nollywood movie, cos na dier u go bleep 2day, period collapse d next day

Na die o my brother!

clevvermind:
Some guys will have unprotected sex with their girlfriends over and over again and when their girlfriends tell them that they have missed their period, they will be looking surprised. Why?

babe: i have something to tell you.

guy: what is that again? u want to asked for money again? didn't i give u 15 thousand naira last week?

babe: it is not about money. can u guess?

guy: guess what? i'm not good at guessing.

babe: i missed my period.

guy: then find it na. pls stop this joke.

babe: it is not a joke. i am 6weeks pregnant. i am with your child.

guy: (looking surprised), how come? how manage? are u mad? did i tell you that i want to become a father now?

and bla bla bla...

funny tins.

why are some guys like that?

bad sharp guy

VickyyB:

lol. 36mentions

nor be small tin o. Dem won finish u. Fear some guys o.

kunlebal:

bad sharp guy

na so o. U won dull urself? But i'm a good sharp guy sha.

clevvermind:
Some guys will have unprotected sex with their girlfriends over and over again and when their girlfriends tell them that they have missed their period, they will be looking surprised. Why?

babe: i have something to tell you.

guy: what is that again? u want to ask for money again? didn't i give u 15 thousand naira last week?

babe: it is not about money. can u guess?

guy: guess what? i'm not good at guessing.

babe: i missed my period.

guy: ehn?... Wah'did u say? pls stop this joke na.

babe: it is not a joke. i am 6weeks pregnant. i am with your child.

guy: (looking surprised), how come? how manage? are you sure ? Bae abeg talk tru?

.*cuts the call *................... *place both hands on my head* then I'll First shout CHAi! *lyk jona wife* B4 fainting

....... well .... As a guy....... The last tin we'll wonna hear is baby I missed my period n I'm pregnant haba Op We dint plan it that way nw ...it's all bf/gf stuff.... U no say we wan first enjoy the tin small b4 we marry .... Belle nor fllw 4 the plan cos we still dey date... Hw my girl go kon dey play dÀt kind play with me , woh Op she'll go n find her period o..

Uhm, we are also finding this thing here. Not funny at all!

I real dn't think there's something surprising anyway,.if there's enough founds,.my wishes is to have responsible one

VickyyB:
Why would I be having sex with my boyfriend.

My future husband owns my virginity.

it preferable if u marry a virgin too.don't go for bleepers

VickyyB:
Why would I be having sex with my boyfriend.

My future husband owns my virginity.

Lol a Virgin's way of thinking is too shallow. Husband or not,one day its gone hurt and guess what! The Honeymoon you have always dreamth of will be ruined for both of you by Yours sincerely YOU screaming It hurts please go gently.

silvermania:
it preferable if u marry a virgin too.don't go for bleepers

lmao what kind of Moronic advice is that?? How will you advice a virgin to wed a Virgin? It would be total chaos. A virgin bride is OK,but Putting a virgin bride in the same room with a virgin groom is going to ruin the whole idea of honey moon and perhaps ruin their sex lives.

acenazt:
lmao what kind of Moronic advice is that?? How will you advice a virgin to wed a Virgin? It would be total chaos. A virgin bride is OK,but Putting a virgin bride in the same room with a virgin groom is going to ruin the whole idea of honey moon and perhaps ruin their sex lives.

I pray o.listen am a virgin and am marrying a virgin. what happens in the honey moon it our concern

silvermania:
I pray o.listen am a virgin and am marrying a virgin. what happens in the honey moon it our concern

you Must be One hell of a mumu I heard ur type are imported from Tanzania.

The doctor told me to Chyke all I want after my Hernia and Hydrocele surgery. Bascard took out one of my Balls.

acenazt:
you Must be One hell of a mumu I heard ur type are imported from Tanzania.

why are you barking. u expect a virgin to marry a dog like u?,mugu

VickyyB:
Why would I be having sex with my boyfriend.

My future husband owns my virginity.

OK

silvermania:
why are you barking. u expect a virgin to marry a dog like u?,mugu

Jesu help this Foolish Mofo get Girl please before e turn gay. See d kind slowpoke wey dey call me dog. I see u have accepted your fate cos no girl,no mater how Uselessly Stupid she might be will want sex from a Guy with two inches!.

VickyyB:
Why would I be having sex with my boyfriend.

My future husband owns my virginity.

SHE'S TALKING DUST
I really think she dint mean to type dat na her phone AUTO CORRECTION is on so maybe it's nt her fault

Ipledge:
U Too hot to leggo

opkonu

acenazt:
woooooo hoooooooo hooooooo see b!tch dey call me dog. Na only papa God know how many D!cks don enta dat your Toto wey don wide pass Toilet bowl nonsense Ashewo I doubt if you fit remember how u take loose ur worthless virginity I sure say u don loose count of how many time u don do abortion. Better go join convent cos u don Finnish flush ur babies for toilet.

u see how dumb u are. am a male .fool.

Ipledge:
I react when I see something I don't like

Like when u later realise ur future husband bleeped all ur families friends, friends and neighbour.... Mother fucker.. ...... lmaoo

silvermania:
u see how dumb u are. am a male .fool.

hehhehheh since u r a male,let me go Modify my Previous quotes