Though about the fact that you ll probably see
this article one day, because you be obsessed with
me and want to cyber stalk me, obviously. (You
probably just rolled your eyes at me as you read that).
Anyway, listen up, Nne my Olomi. I have a few things to say to
you:

1. I forgive you for rolling your eyes at my comment a few lines up, but I never forget. Which is why I’m not putting out the night that you read this.

2. ^ LOL JK

3. If you read this during a time when I haven’t kissed you yet, don’t worry, it’s just because you’re so pretty that I’m scared to be that close to your face.

4. If you read this during a time when I have already
kissed you, it’s because I decided that being that
close to your face was the most necessary thing ever, so I got brave.

5. It is always your turn to do the dishes.

6. It is always your turn to take out the trash.

7. We can both do the laundry, I guess.

8. Hey, can we get a Dog ? *Rolling Eyes

9. When we fight, I won’t be able to function as a
human being until I make things better. Also, me
“making things better” will probably always involve
King Sunny Ade lyrics.

10. I’m sorry that sometimes I do things to purposely
get on your nerves because I think it’s funny… sorry
that I’m NOT sorry haha good one, right?

11. I promise to never stop taking you Malls, cinemas or all your stuffs. *finger cross

12. You’re going to have to watch my favorite movies
about a million times and when my favorite team is playing and for that I apologize, but I
hope you’ll make me watch yours, too.

13. Have I cooked for you yet? I have plans to learn
how to cook for you, so just bear with me.

14. You will never have to worry about me with
another girl, because I will probably be obsessed
with you and think that you’re perfect.

15. I can’t wait for the moment when you do or say
something that makes me realize you’re NOT perfect.
That’s probably when I’ll decide that learning about
your imperfections is the only thing I want to do for
the next 60 years or so.

There are a lot of other things I’d like to say to you
now that you’re reading this, but mostly, I want you
to know that I was thinking of only you on this crazy
awesome day that is bringing us a little bit closer to
one another.

Love,
Your boo

PS. Will you make me spaghetti for dinner tonight or
no?

Inspired by Krista Doyle

WITOS: What is this one saying?