i doubt if the guy is actually a pastor

no one is nominating me on any category?

probably because i ve not cursed anybody's mum.

Any person wey say my name suppose dey 4 the worst list should shut the stinking ass-hole

Pastor PLC:

Any person wey say my name suppose dey for the worst list should shut the stinking ass-hole

lol

pastor no wan make anybody overthrown him.

pastor,
u hav once again confirmed that you are the undisputed worst Nairalander.
lol

Pataki:

Now I know who this person is!

No one goes about on this forum chanting God Bless America but that user. You also speak Hausa and Yoruba together.

I've cracked the code.
They don't call me smart for nothing.
Hauwa is our good sister Omoge.

She's also Sisi Jinx and Baby Jinx.
Na wa o.
Too many ids. . .

i need to create a new topic on this . . .

PollMaster:

She's also Sisi Jinx and Baby Jinx.
Na wa o.
Too many ids. . .

i need to create a new topic on this . . .

No, what you need to do is confirm your assumption before making a ridiculous thread.

Kweenisha:

I've cracked the code.
They don't call me smart for nothing.
Hauwa is our good sister Omoge.

In fact I have been trying to decode who she is for days now. Not until I stumbled on this thread this afternoon and I saw her statements above.

Omoge Hauwa, come here quick quick. We get yarns!

this omoge sef i don vex for am. Her school na 5 mins away from my house o yet she dey play hide and seek.

Omoge peperempe, i don disown you.

The only worst member wey me know of na PASTOR LIMITED PLC.

Muza

Dont drink and drive. Dont drink and browse. They are both harzardous to public health.

Pata, eh Pata wayo wayo, walai, ma da hakali fa

yemmyse:

Muza

don't drink and drive. don't drink and browse. They are both harzardous to public health.

Are you a contender 4 pastor's position?

kweenisha, na which kin code you dey crack eh

da vinci code  

this is Hauwa walai

Hauwa

Holywood is not in Japan. It is actually in the US.

*Hauwa*:

kweenisha, na which kin code you dey crack eh

da vinci code 

this is Hauwa walai

Akanchawa!

Hauwa ko Hawaii ni
You think I don't remember your folks were in the Nigerian military and you lived all over Naija and can speak Hausa,Yoruba and some Igbo.
Go and check my report cards na so so A's

Muza

Is there a new Fed Government Internet For All programme currently running in Northern Nigeria? Cos cant understand y there so many uneducated Northerner Internet users this days. Or have they finally deployed that programme that allows u type in Hausa then shows the output in semi-sensible English?

oh, i thot hollywood was in Kantangora. . .

[s]na you dey teach person sef, like i don't know [/s]  

yemmyse:

Hauwa

Holywood is not in Japan. It is actually in the US.

lol  

Hauwa

Ingrate, was just trying to save u from public embarrassment

sisikill outed her a while back

anyway omoge, were you banned?

kweenisha don allah don anabi, na hutu fa walai.
ne ba seni abu wanda ki na rubutu fa

Karma

My home town girl. It's good to see u around.

Fortunately for u, RHC is indisposed. Have a filled nite.

Hauwa u dey beg

@yem,
she e mi lo pe ni ingrate   , so ra re o. ma je kin fi werepe si ara re o.

The best 5 Nairalander 2008

Okija Juju
Alusi Okija
Eze Mmuo Okija
Ichie Okija
Mazi Okija

*Hauwa*:

kweenisha don allah don anabi, na hutu fa walai.
ne ba seni abu wanda ki na rubutu fa

This your hausa is not fluent.

yemmyse:

Muza

Is there a new Fed Government Internet For All programme currently running in Northern Nigeria? because can't understand y there so many uneducated Northerner Internet users this days. Or have they finally deployed that programme that allows u type in Hausa then shows the output in semi-sensible English?

you are so ignorant,
Instead of seeking for knowledge to better you pathetic situation,you prefer to dwell in your ignorance.

Hauwa

pardon me. Am a little bit tipsy tonite. Am usually not this way. Pele mabinu. Du allah yariya.

muza, let go suyaing and burukutuing and then mu buga dongo hausawa.

now go to jos before i deal with you. shobaka!!!

Okija_juju:

The best 5 Nairalander 2008

Okija Juju
Alusi Okija
Eze Mmuo Okija
Ichie Okija
Mazi Okija

Muza

No lost love my broda.

By the way dont blame me blame the alcohol.

hey Dave,
whatsup! my apology pls.