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Which Bank Is Your Girlfriend? by bigt2(m): 4:34am On Dec 16, 2014
Nigeria ladies/Girls are classic. Each Girl Own a
Bank ! Read along with me.
1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called
"Commercial Bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is called
"Agricultural
Development Bank"
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other
family
members is called "National Investment Bank"
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is
"Social
Security Bank"
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity Bank"
6. A girl who gives it to every available man is
"Access Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from different countries is
"Intercontinental bank"
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is
called s
"Micro Finance Bank"
9. Dating a woman older than you is called "Union
Bank or
"Wema Bank"
10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to
her guy is
called "Guaranty trust bank"
11. A girl whose guy disvirgined her is called "First
bank"
12. A girl who uses all your money to buy jewelries is
called
"Diamond bank" Now a qstn from Provost to Gents
and ladies??
Ladies which "Bank" Are You?
Guys Which "Bank" Is Your Girlfriend ?
Be honest please
Re: Which Bank Is Your Girlfriend? by Nobody: 5:31am On Dec 16, 2014
I have different banks where I make regular 'deposits'. cool
Re: Which Bank Is Your Girlfriend? by aristocrazzy: 6:57am On Dec 16, 2014
Shit my gf is Central Bank

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