A guy asked u for
sex and u asked,
"Do u Love me?".
What do u expect
him to say or
Are U a LEARNER ?
Half naked girls are
hot, while well
dressed girls are
beautiful..
Hell is hot, while
heaven is beautiful.
.the choice is yours.
You have been
engaged to him
for more than 2
years and no
wedding is forth-
coming.
Please kindly
remove the ring.
Is your finger a key
holder? You have
slept with
over 10 girls
without protection
yet you go to the
barbers shops
with your personal
clipper.
What are you
preventing
Guys always know
who their hearts
belongs to,
so if you like cook
chicken in diamond
sauce or do
monkey style in
bed,if it's not you, it
can't be u.
In America when
couples go to bed
they say "Good
night my love" In
Britain "Sweet
dreams
darling" In Nigeria
"Did u lock d Gate,
doors &
windows?
You cannot say "I
can't date you, I
have a boyfriend"
and be asking for
money frm
the guy. GTBank
staffs cannot
receive salaries
from
UBA bank na!
My name is Funmi, I
used my friend to
set up
my boyfriend to c if
he'll cheat on me.
Now they've sent
me a wedding
Invitation. WhAT
AM I?
A) Learner
B)God sent
C) Fool
Most Guys will never
tell a Lady "i ve a GF"
when
asking
her out. Their
National Anthem is
"we had issues &
we've broken up".
welcome to Nigeria
where the
government is
responsible and
blamed for every
damn things.
if mosquito bite
you, you will blame
the
government.
No guy is single, you
either snatch him
from
someone or share
him with someone,
the most
important thing is
to be the highest
ShareHolder. I
woke up today,
someone
somewhere just
took their last
breath. Thank You
God for
blessing me more
than I deserved.
35yr old first
class graduate
without a job and u
dey follow Lil'Wayne
sing 'I Ain't
Got
no worries' ...yoUr
life is on SOS.
Idiot girl said: "I
dated him for GOOD
10 years
and he broke my
heart" fool, what's
GOOD in the
years?
(1).Sex won't make
him love u
(2). A baby won't
make him stay. If
you're doubting
me, kindly ask
TUFACE.
No matter how nice
you are to a goat, it
will still eat
your yam.
What shall it profit a
girl to have all the
brazilian
hairs in the whole
world and still lose
her boyfriend
to a girl on low cut.
Kill an American
citizen and 1 million
policemen will
be deployed to
search for u but kill
1 million
Nigerians U will be
invited for amnesty.
Don't act like you
have it all, even rich
men beg for
pen in the bank.
No matter how big
ur house is,How
recent your car
is,or how huge ur
bank account is, Our
grave is
stillgonna be the
same size, stay
humble.
No Matter How
Pretty Or Cute your
Face Might Be,
You Will Still Be the
Food For
Worms....Set yoUr
Arrogance Aside
and Remember 6
Feet. No
one lives for Ever.
Agree?

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merit12:
Copy nd paste

Spiced. Igboo

Op are you black?

i know its copy and paste bt i just feel like sharing it! Besides, i shared it 4 those that haven't seen it.....