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School Of Football by Nobody: 10:20pm On Dec 18, 2014
The Headmaster - Sir Alex Ferguson
The vice - Benitez
The most fearsome teacher - Pep
Guadioula
The ClassCaptain - Gerrard
The extraordinary student - Leonel Messi
The student who always helps others in
assignment - Mesut Özil
Most stylish rich student - Cristiano
Ronaldo
The Student who completes his
assignment in just a
few moments - Agüero
The Perfect student ever- Ronaldinho
The student who always passes - Xavi
The Student who bites pencil during
classes - Luis Sùarez
The student who knows better than
teacher - Andre Pirlo
The wall of school - Manuel Neuer
The School Security - Sergio Ramos
Crush of all girls - David Beckham
The all rounder - Wayne Rooney
The tallest student - Peter Crouch
The back bencher- Mertesacker
The shortest student - Vabuena
Matured student - Rosicky
Athlete students - Bellerin & Theo walcott
The students who always gets sick - Diaby
& Reus
The Karate Teacher - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Most experienced teacher - Ancelloti
Class topper - Alexis Sachez
The funniest students - David Luiz &
Bendtner
Student with longest hair - Puyol
Most expensive Student - Gareth Bale
Sports teacher - Arsene Wenger
The Hotheaded Student - Mario
Balotelli
The student who never passes - Arjen
Robben
Most cruel teacher-Luis Van Gaal
The noisy teacher - Jose Mourinho
Best school dancers in the class - Daniel
Sturridge & Greizman
The Student who Fights Seniors - Jack
Wilshire
The bully - Diego Costa
The commander of Students -
Schweinsteiger
The most fearful students - Shawcross,
Koscieny nd Company,
School thugs - D. Alves, Pepe, Costa,
Balloteli, Jack, Pinto, Debuchy.
The student who always blamed by
everyone - Giroud
The most intelligent student - Cazorla
The students who are intelligent bt always
misses school bus - Joel Campbell &
Podolski
The nusery class teacher - Zidane
The sacked teacher - David Moyes.
The carryover student - Fernado torres



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