1:She only flashes you and rarely calls you on phone
2:The only time she go gree talk to u na when she want money or something to buy
3:Anytime you dey call her phone it must say user phone is switched off or user is busy..at that time maybe she go dey with her sugar daddy or her main boyfriend dey panel beat her for bedroom .
4:she stores your name for her phone as mugulicious 500
5:She no go gree introduce you to her friends
6:she no go allow you kiss her for public make dem no go amebo to her sugar daddy or main boyfriend
7:she no go gree snap pix with you
8:she wont allow u to hold her waist or romance her because according to her dat one na sin.

wbb

Please INTERPRET in ENGLISH

D.S.D .. Wat a post!!!

Assistant boyfriend gini Can't b nobody's MMS.

FLAWLES:
Please INTERPRET in ENGLISH

i only speak japanese and pidgin

lefulefu:

i only speak japanese and pidgin

nice reply

lefulefu:

i only speak japanese and pidgin

gbam!

Too many oloshos on the loose

mesoade:
Too many oloshos on the loose

My bro, na so we see am oo.
Na boys wey dey in love I dey pity.
As for me, I don sshit throway my heart.

No 4 is not so

lefulefu:
1:She only flashes you and rarely calls you on phone
2:The only time she go gree talk to u na when she want money or something to buy
3:Anytime you dey call her phone it must say user phone is switched off or user is busy..at that time maybe she go dey with her sugar daddy or her main boyfriend dey panel beat her for bedroom .
4:she stores your name for her phone as mugulicious 500
5:She no go gree introduce you to her friends
6:she no go allow you kiss her for public make dem no go amebo to her sugar daddy or main boyfriend
7:she no go gree snap pix with you
8:she wont allow u to hold her waist or romance her because according to her dat one na sin.

"Lefulefu" with his new year threads, anyway points are there bro!

That's true!

hatux:
No.5' not true..

No 5 is true, if a girl can't introduce u to her friends that means she isn't proud if u.

LewisO:
No 5 is true, if a girl can't introduce u to her friends that means she isn't proud if u.

u're right.lemme add 2 this,if ur gal doesnt want u both 2 take a stroll out or go on same bike or even sits by ur side on a car,she's a player,not proud of u or u're a 2nd bf.

LewisO:

"Lefulefu" with his new year threads, anyway points are there bro!

That's true!

happy new yr my guy
hope u enjoy ur chicken and rice

I prefer being a Deputy boyfriend to being an assistant boyfriend

Funny post.

10.
When you send her 1000 naira recharge card and she flash you to say thank you.


Lol some guys dey mumu sha their mumu no get mate

ritababe:
10.
When you send her 1000 naira recharge card and she flash you to say thank you.


Lol some guys dey mumu sha their mumu no get mate

adhhhhh so na only 100 naira recharge card a guy go fit send u?
why not 1k recharge card?

lefulefu:

adhhhhh so na only 100 naira recharge card a guy go fit send u?
why not 1k recharge card?

dats 1k not 100

ritababe:


dats 1k not 100

its not his fault...

na eyesight defect--affects Mad Children alot!

ritababe:


dats 1k not 100

yea srry my mistake

I'm just lucky all my girlfriends call me regularly without calling them.

lefulefu:

yea srry my mistake

Guy! always read well before quoting, so that they won't use that to hit-back at u discourteously.

How u doing?

LewisO:

Guy! always read well before quoting, so that they won't use that to hit-back at u discourteously.

How u doing?

yes i hear u my brotha

LewisO:



How u doing?

i am doin fine ooo.just drinking palmy and eating kwili kwili

lefulefu:

i am doin fine ooo.just drinking palmy and eating kwili kwili

Really? [

But I did expect u to eat something like : fried rice and chicken.

But its new year, so it's too early for those things u eating!

Well if it's what pleases u, adhered with u!