How to Stare at a Girl’s Cleavage!!!
There are a few do’s and don’ts that you should
follow to pull off the perfect heist of staring at a
girl’s cleavage and walking out of it happily
clean!

Rule #1 STARE WHEN SHE’S NOT LOOKING
I know it’s hard to resist staring at a woman’s
breasts while you’re talking to her. You wait for
a moment to catch a glimpse and you can’t hear
anything other than, “look down… look down…
look down…” It can be really distracting,
especially if she’s revealing a bit of her cleavage.
But you have to hold on. If you really have to
look down at a girl’s cleavage, do it when she’s
looking away for some reason. That’s the best
thing to do, because you get a little sneak peek
and she gets to talk to you without feeling
uncomfortable. You may think you got away with
staring in the middle of a conversation, but
remember, a woman is extremely conscious of
her body, and trust me, if you look down, she’ll
know!

Rule #2 REMEMBER YOUR AGE WHEN YOU STARE
if you’re over 30 and haven’t figured out how to
stare at a woman’s cleavage discreetly, give it
up. And if your idea of sex is something that
would land you in jail, then see a therapist.
We’re trying to have a good time staring at a
woman’s tee shirt, but not at their expense!

Rule #3 WEAR SUNGLASSES WHILE STARING
Wear sunglasses, especially the darker ones.
What they don’t know won’t hurt them. If you
want to have a good time trying to stare at a
girl’s breasts, then use your shades. It’s a win-
win situation.

Rule #4 DON’T EVER OVERDO IT
Son of a guns who stare at a woman while
feeling themselves up or staring like they want
the woman right there can be really threatening
and gross, especially on a lonely street. If there
is no reciprocation from the woman, stop trying
to focus hard below the neck. Look at her for a
millisecond, and move on. There’s no need to
behave like a psycho pervert.

Rule #5 HOW LONG SHOULD YOU STARE?
Now this is a delicate subject. To you, an hour of
staring at a girl’s breasts may seem like a few
minutes or even seconds, but it feels terrible for
a girl who doesn’t think you’re fanciable or
attractive. And how much would her breasts
change in an hour anyways. Just a small glance,
and nothing more than that. Remember, if
you’re having fun at her expense, you’re a
pervert and a sadist who should be buried alive!

Rule #6 DON’T DIE A VIRGIN
Have you ever had a friend who goes crazy when
he walks into a club, and just can’t take his eyes
off any girl out there? He just wants to stare,
fantasize, and ogle at all their assets until his
tongue drools and drops off the side of his
mouth. To him it’s fun. To the women, he’s
going to die a virgin! Don’t be that guy.

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See this man oo, you 1 dey teach us bad tin abi

Make sure you Ask God for forgiveness before you go to bed this night

“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.” - Jerry Seinfeld

keep staring

hell fire wey u go enta ehn devil still dey heat am

Oluwatosean:
See this man oo, you 1 dey teach us bad tin abi

u b *V*

krall:
Make sure you Ask God for forgiveness before you go to bed this night

y

hmmm

mirexxx:
keep staring

tell me u don't like it when we stare

do that and i slap u

badassProdigy:

tell me u don't like it when we stare

it makes me feel uncomfortable

DoctorAshley:
do that and i slap u

Na you go tire to slap, I must dey there ohh

mirexxx:



it makes me feel uncomfortable

uncomfortable at first i think: unless u're the shy type

DoctorAshley:
do that and i slap u

shoo: nah for barrack u grow up ni...

badassProdigy:

uncomfortable at first i think: unless u're the shy type

i kinda am...not always sha

now pls tell me who d hell doesn't like starring @ a chest full of teatties.....huh

farano:
hmmm

Must u "hmm" always?