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How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by LaurelP(m): 11:35am On Jan 10, 2015
1) Your Username must be appealing! For
example; 2buff (lol), I’mHotterThanFire,
LadiesMan, SéxIsNotGoodForLittleChildren,
IhaveSixPacks, ExtraSwag, etc.

2)Don’t be too desperate. Chill out. Don’t go
around asking for babes’ phone numbers and email addies.

3)Concentrate/Focus on their profiles,Single ladies full ground for Facebook

4)Put your profile pic: If you’re handsome enough, put your picture on your profile. If you’re not, PLS DON’T BOTHER. If you want extra attention and you’re not so fine, go steal a believable picture of a hot guy from the internet and claim it as yours. You don hammer be that, lolz.

5)Post Sensibly: Don’t be too lefulefu-ish, or
Cork-ish, or 190-ish. Post like a normal human being.

6)ALWAYS SUPPORT THE LADIES! BE A
MALE FEMINIST!
Don’t hesitate to argue with your fellow men
while you take the ladies’ side (even when
you know your argument is not making any
sense).
Relax buddy- Take the insults hurled at you.
You’re earning cool points from the ladies!

7)When you see that ladies have started
noticing you; LEAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDY ON
YOUR PROFILE. Leave it there! No remove am o!
Now sit back and watch females fall for you,
even when they know you have no intention
of catching them . You’ll thank me later.
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by Nobody: 11:36am On Jan 10, 2015
Wonderful are girls now fish that are caught,,is ok sha.
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by Nobody: 11:37am On Jan 10, 2015
Where is my cane? shocked
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by InZA: 11:41am On Jan 10, 2015
I need to digest every single point here.... grin grin.

I've been having my eyes on Two female monikers recently.


Bookmarking page grin
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by InZA: 11:43am On Jan 10, 2015
LaurelP.


That number 6 no suppose dey dia oo angry
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by LaurelP(m): 11:46am On Jan 10, 2015
InZA:
LaurelP.


That number 6 no suppose dey dia oo angry

My guy na dat one be numba one o
Girls like guys wey dey support dem
It will make u to become popular among dem
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by braine(m): 11:53am On Jan 10, 2015
These don't work. Just be a diick and they'll love you. It works. cheesy
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by Hazardd(m): 12:07pm On Jan 10, 2015
cheesy
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by ireneony(f): 12:14pm On Jan 10, 2015
Cool....for more of this gist...
Please visit my blog wink
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by InZA: 12:15pm On Jan 10, 2015
ireneony:
Cool....for more of this gist...
Please visit my plog wink

What does the "p" stand for
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by DPointMan(m): 12:21pm On Jan 10, 2015
LaurelP:
1) Your Username must be appealing! For
example; 2buff (lol), I’mHotterThanFire,
LadiesMan, SéxIsNotGoodForLittleChildren,
IhaveSixPacks, ExtraSwag, etc.

2)Don’t be too desperate. Chill out. Don’t go
around asking for babes’ phone numbers and email addies.

3)Concentrate/Focus on their profiles,Single ladies full ground for Facebook

4)Put your profile pic: If you’re handsome enough, put your picture on your profile. If you’re not, PLS DON’T BOTHER. If you want extra attention and you’re not so fine, go steal a believable picture of a hot guy from the internet and claim it as yours. You don hammer be that, lolz.

5)Post Sensibly: Don’t be too lefulefu-ish, or
Cork-ish, or 190-ish. Post like a normal human being.

6)ALWAYS SUPPORT THE LADIES! BE A
MALE FEMINIST!
Don’t hesitate to argue with your fellow men
while you take the ladies’ side (even when
you know your argument is not making any
sense).
Relax buddy- Take the insults hurled at you.
You’re earning cool points from the ladies!

7)When you see that ladies have started
noticing you; LEAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDY ON
YOUR PROFILE. Leave it there! No remove am o!
Now sit back and watch females fall for you,
even when they know you have no intention
of catching them . You’ll thank me later.

Hian.....this na four year course ooo. Lol
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jan 10, 2015
Boys ain't smilin'
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by Nobody: 5:07pm On Jan 10, 2015
Some guys don dey do all these one's tay tay na.
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by Nobody: 5:07pm On Jan 10, 2015
i laugh in calabar:he he he he grin
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by apparentlylaw(m): 5:15pm On Jan 10, 2015
Wif wat u posted nw ehnn if I'm a geh I can't fall for deze tinz I swear
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by LewisO: 5:19pm On Jan 10, 2015
dorlapoh20:
i laugh in calabar:he he he he grin
Must u laugh in Calabar, can't u just laugh stylishly? tongue
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by Chimarto: 5:31pm On Jan 10, 2015
Nigerians have been doing it since 1960 but girls are not smiling.
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by tosyne2much(m): 5:35pm On Jan 10, 2015
Number 6 so on point

I know a guy who has been using that format to make ladies like him.. He argues blindly to defend the female folks even though he knows what is right
ahahahahahahaha
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by Sunkyphil(m): 5:42pm On Jan 10, 2015
walahi op don craze finish
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by Nobody: 6:17pm On Jan 10, 2015
LewisO:
Must u laugh in Calabar, can't u just laugh stylishly? tongue
okay i laugh in french grin
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jan 10, 2015
ireneony:
Cool....for more of this gist...
Please visit my blog wink
na wa for all this aggressive bloggers. Person no go see road again?
Click this one, click that one...
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by lilmax(m): 8:44pm On Jan 10, 2015
Hook will do the trick
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by lilmax(m): 8:46pm On Jan 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
Number 6 so on point

I know a guy who has been using that format to make ladies like him.. He argues blindly to defend the female folks even though he knows what is right
ahahahahahahaha
grin grin
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by LaurelP(m): 9:01pm On Jan 10, 2015
DPointMan:


Hian.....this na four year course ooo. Lol

2 months is enuf for dis na
Re: How To Catch Babes On Facebook (and NL) by DPointMan(m): 9:12pm On Jan 10, 2015
LaurelP:


2 months is enuf for dis na

2 months ke.....you no see the course content?? grin grin

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