Why do you ask?

Wondering if u would make a good wifey!!!

Someone once said I was ugly, so . . . do the maths.

stillwater:

Someone once said I was ugly, so . . . do the maths.

In other words, you would make a good wife??

~Sauron~:

In other words, you would make a good wife??

came to ur house didnt see u,im off,ciao

busybein:

came to ur house didnt see u,I'm off,ciao

I asked u to come via the back door.

~Sauron~:

In other words, you would make a good wife??

Yipppeeeee, he gets it. Always thought you were, hmmmm

~Sauron~:

I asked u to come via the back door.

and so i did,but u were so busy wt stillwarra

if a guy married a ugly wife, it probably means that she had other features/personality traits to make up for her "uglyiness."
it goes the other way as well. the ugly old husbands are usually wealthy.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-193428.64.html

stillwater:

Yipppeeeee, he gets it. Always thought you were, hmmmm

I was what??
Can u even cook? Satisy ur hubby in bed and reh reh reh??

busybein:

and so i did,but u were so busy wt stillwarra

Come again, na!!!

@poster

You are stereotyping

~Sauron~:

I was what??
Can u even cook? Satisy ur hubby in bed and reh reh reh??

I'm frigid. Bite me !!!

stillwater:

I'm frigid. Bite me !!!

Don't worry about that. . . . . .I have a formular that would change that about u.
Frigidity?? Not in ma house!!

Can u cook??

~Sauron~:

Don't worry about that. . . . . .I have a formular that would change that about u.
Frigidity?? Not in ma house!!

Can u cook??

I'm allergic to change. And no I cant cook.

stillwater:

I'm allergic to change. And no I can't cook.

Perfect!!!
I have a koboko that would whup your allergies into the abyss.

~Sauron~:

Perfect!!!
I have a koboko that would whup your allergies into the abyss.

Try it and see if I'll not beat you to pulp.

stillwater:

Try it and see if I'll not beat you to pulp.

I don't need to beat you with koboko if you meet ma requirements.

stillwater:

Try it and see if I'll not beat you to pulp.

see size two wants to beat a man

@sauron
nope im not coming again

busybein:

@sauron
nope I'm not coming again

Jenny. . . . .U can't do this to me.
It won't take long.

busybein:

see size two wants to beat a man

" Jenny has killed me. Wrong I'm more than size two.

~Sauron~:

I don't need to beat you with koboko if you meet ma requirements.

Blackmail don't work on me.

Nahh not in all cases there is nothing worse than marrying an ugly woman with a bad character its hell on earth

~Sauron~:

Jenny. . . . .U can't do this to me.
It won't take long.

no amount of biko,and ejoooo will make me change my mind

where is sly sef sauron?

stillwater:

" Jenny has killed me. Wrong I'm more than size two.

sauron,morenike,debosky,sly,karma,and a whole lot of them said u r a size two,so majority carries d vote

busybein:

no amount of biko,and ejoooo will make me change my mind

Chei!!!! Jenny, i bought your favourite wine.
U might want to re-consider.

where is sly sef sauron?

I don't know. . . . . . .

stillwater:

Blackmail don't work on me.

Koboko would work if blackmail fails.

~Sauron~:

Chei!!!! Jenny, i bought your favourite wine.
U might want to re-consider.

I don't know. . . . . . .

maybe if u give me about 20 million pounds then i might will reconsider

who no like berra thing

busybein:

maybe if u give me about 20 million pounds then i might will reconsider

****faints****

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~Sauron~:

Koboko would work if blackmail fails.

Kiss my fat ass

busybein:


sauron,morenike,debosky,sly,karma,and a whole lot of them said u r a size two,so majority carries d vote

Don't believe them

Why would anyone want to be a housewife in the first place?

Cos men like us would wanna come home to a ready cooked meal and ready wife @ our service every time.
Y shud u work wen i already av 2 much u cant spend tru out ur life time

Deshannel:

because men like us would want to come home to a ready cooked meal and ready wife @ our service every time.
Y should u work when i already av 2 much u can't spend tru out ur life time

Then go to your village and marry a monkey.

and where did you get that from? i mean why do the rich peeps end up with beautifu women?IBB for example even OBJ well my family is a prove that your assumption is wrong dunno bout yours or the next poster sha

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