Wooooooooow !!! B4 opening the thread, I knew it was Tosyne2much

This dude remains my best poster on this forum

Ol boy dis guy eyes don see o.....see experience. Tosyne2little abi Ω̴̩̩̩̥a wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ call urself....ȋ̝̊̅ hail ur small muscle

Ishilove:

*cough* Lie *cough cough*

Hahahaaa i was once a sgt slaughter. Forget the niceities

heffem:
Ol boy dis guy eyes don see o.....see experience. Tosyne2little abi Ω̴̩̩̩̥a wetin U̶̲̥̅̊ call urself....ȋ̝̊̅ hail ur small muscle

The dude is so amazing and I respect his intelligence.. I just keep wondering why dudes seem to act like tigers on this thread when they know it's the bitter truth

Oriafo123:
u be hungry babe. Girls like una go ask ur bf for ice cream in cold season

Ok dear.

tosyne2much:
Most broke guys are quick to anger and attack ladies at any slight frustration. An average broke dude is a frustrated dude. Et al, Tosyne, 1600 BC

I know that most guys will have me hated for this write up but the truth is bitter they say

Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree

Here I go

10 Things Broke Guys Often Say

1. I love my girl friend so much and she's the best lady that has ever come into my life.. Ask him why he loves her so much & he will say " she's not demanding at all" # e no go beta for brokeness #

2. If you send N100 recharge card to your girlfriend and she doesn't call you with at least N50, it implies she's using the credit to call other male admirers/suitors # God punish brokeness #

3. I'm contended with my torchlight phone because I'm not one of those using expensive phones just to impress ladies

4. When I become rich, I know so many ladies will be stalking me. I will bleep and dump them mercilessly

5 . Any lady who doesn't like my brokeness should go to hell because I can't kill myself

6. Any lady who loves me now that I'm broke is worthy of my ring as soon as I become rich

7. Money is not everything. I don't have money but no lady can make me feel less of myself

8. Ladies who turn me down now will regret when I become rich

9. I don't like ladies who point to expensive things when I take her to an eatery, at least courtesy demands she order for cheap thing 'cos she doesn't know the weight of my pocket

10. Ladies who run after rich dudes are mostly gold diggers



Written by : Tosyne2much

Guys Feel Free To Add Yours


Let Forming Begin & Bashing Begin

Op, Omo that means you've been broke all your life, For you to know all these things.

Dopefiend:


Op, Omo that means you've been broke all your life, For you to know all these things.

Just because I created a thread does not give you the audacity to prophesy bad things into my life.. Any evil thing you say into my life will also be yours in Jesus name

ceeceeco:
Girls, do not make ur boyfriend ur source of income, 4 Christ sake it's a contract & not a Job opportunity.

Really Don't get diff Btw contract and job opportunity! Would u care to elaborate on details? Thanks in advance!

Dahjhi:
this is why I like tosyne2.much

my boss, I'm not here to claim big boy.. I also consider myself as a broke dude

tosyne2much:
Just because I created a thread does not give you the audacity to prophesy bad things into my life.. Any evil thing you say into my life will also be yours in Jesus name

Why you taking it P? So you're broke eh no matter, keep praying. God will do it.

Dopefiend:


Why you taking it P? So you're broke eh no matter, keep praying. God will do it.

I don't know why ppl like you repulse me a lot.. I have been accepting all sort of insults on this thread & I took them as compliments.. Your statement seem like a curse.. Just because I create thread ?

ritababe:



na man want marry us put for house na, so if we broke no problem our man go take care of us, but if man broke how e go take take care of us?

anything u say

That is the fact not for broken guys

obaayo2:
anything u say

ok

I'm watching my weight.

jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?



A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid



Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense



It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest


Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is

Bros,you too much!

ritababe:


ok

hw was ur day?

Don't eva pray to date a broke guy

tosyne2much:
I don't know why ppl like you repulse me a lot.. I have been accepting all sort of insults on this thread & I took them as compliments.. Your statement seem like a curse.. Just because I create thread ?

It's neither an insult nor a curse bruv. If you think otherwise, you can jump into the lagoon for cleansing.

obaayo2:
hw was ur day?

thank God and urs?

Dopefiend:


It's neither an insult nor a curse bruv. If you think otherwise, you can jump into the lagoon for cleansing.

The Op wasn't talking to you in particular. Why take it personal? Is it by force to comment? You can also read and move on! With all due respect oga,I hate thread bashing!

farano:
Say NO to broke dudes

and say Never to Mediocre thinking gold diggers...like my quotee

Dopefiend:


It's neither an insult nor a curse bruv. If you think otherwise, you can jump into the lagoon for cleansing.

alryt thanks man

Kath5kouture:

The Op wasn't talking to you in particular. Why take it personal? Is it by force to comment? You can also read and move on! With all due respect oga,I hate thread bashing!

May God bless you

tosyne2much:
my boss, I'm not here to claim big boy.. I also consider myself as a broke dude

I know nah... that's why I bolden the '''us''' for you.. Don't mind Nland Guys.... Do you know Im trying to make a research ... an Hyper-active nland guy is either a student or a job seeker or working and still searching GOD BLESS OUR HUSTLE

Dahjhi:
I know nah... that's why I bolden the '''us''' for you.. Don't mind Nland Guys.... Do you know Im trying to make a research ... an Hyper-active nland guy is either a student or a job seeker or working and still searching GOD BLESS OUR HUSTLE

hmmmmmm!!! I see sense in that bro

tosyne2much:
alryt thanks man

You welcome bruv

henrylowe:
The dude is so amazing and I respect his intelligence.. I just keep wondering why dudes seem to act like tigers on this thread when they know it's the bitter truth

didn't mean to devour him my broda. Just for the fun U̶̲̥̅̊ know. And tosyne is 1 hell of a guy, who's write-ups ȋ̝̊̅ cherish always.

Not always true..

jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?



A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid



Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense



It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest


Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is

You dey mind the guy.......
How on earth will guy call himself a broke n*gga

kendrick9:
this makes no sense.

As in the points are as wack as the word wacky