Should be politicians, Tailors, Police, Mechanics...and the rest

ceejay80:
@ op, u no add house agents ?

God bless u.... As in d way they'll describe a property 4u ehn, u'll just start imagining a castle until u get there.......... ............ U: O boy no light
Agent: dey jus took d light
U: I thot u said evrytin is fixed
Agent: dat one na 1day work na. Once u pay renovation will start

Dreal1247:
Simple message, APC OR PDP, trust them to your own detriment

GEJ till 2019

Kind of love this section no cursing, no attacks, no argument. Every body enjoying themselves showing one love on one topic. I love you guys may God protect us all and bless us with more wisdom.
Regards.

annibro:


Hehehehehehehe or u might hear 'my colour' or my second'

Nigerian traders sha

ceejay80:
@ op, u no add house agents ?

How could I ever forget these ones?

They're very good at it o...

Some runs girls go tell u dia life story make u for pity dem but all na lie.

I am a barber and I'm also accused of lies.....

Tailors can make a grown up shed tears. ..I had an african atire event , and I really wanted to look tiptop..I gave my fabric to my tailor two weeks before the date..asked him to sew a jump suit for me...to cut the story short..he sewed the clothes on the day of the event, my friends had to all wait for me at the shop... I didn't know what emotion to express...I had rays coming out of my head ...to crown it all the jumpsuit was horrible...I looked like one of the creatures from tales by moonlight...

OP,these list aren't complete without DOCTORS!!!




You asked why?
















































Because i'm one of em!

emusmith:


I wouldn't have believed though... Asuebi is a kind of cloth for special outings...

its aso-ebi

hifaif:
1. Traders. 'Oga, na original' even when they know the product is substandard.

'Madam, the shoe na your size. It fits you' even when it doesn't.

'Check the cloth now. The thing fit you. You be fine boy na' even when you ugly pass King Kong.

2. PHCN (or whatever) Officials: Lying about power consumed.

Hahahahaha...
You forgot... a fellow trader /partner sees you trying on a dress, he now chips in" this cloth fine o, na hin you wear come"very annoying especially when you look silly in it..

Networker marketers

Tailors That reminds me I need to get one arrested tomorrow

emusmith:
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Op what happened to the bricklayers?

Oga you need 12bags of cement for this wall oo (ifa hear say them use pass 6).

dechandel:
Lawyers are Angels!! Ask any Criminal

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To criminals that did not go to jail. Ask the ones that hired lawyer stil went to govt school to cool off

OP journalists sef dey lie nor be small, dem go write fake news painting it as real.

jvera:
your list is damn correct...a tailor dealt wit me recently was to do ashebi for sum1 on the 3rd of this month the tailor have been postin me finally on the 2nd sm story the one wey vex me pass the tailor tld me that he has cut the lining remaining the material

y not give me the material self

Wat of Journalism? Lying is very big asset to them oo ; especially d way it's practiced in Nija

emusmith:


I wouldn't have believed though... Asuebi is a kind of cloth for special outings...

tis called Aso ebi and nt Asuebi

doopsy:


Hahahahaha...
You forgot... a fellow trader /partner sees you trying on a dress, he now chips in" this cloth fine o, na hin you wear come"very annoying especially when you look silly in it..

Very funny set of people. I can imagine some of them on this forum probably smiling as they read our conversation.

doopsy:


Hahahahaha...
You forgot... a fellow trader /partner sees you trying on a dress, he now chips in" this cloth fine o, na hin you wear come"very annoying especially when you look silly in it..

Hehehehe
Or u tel dem I wear a shoe size of 40. Instead of him 2 say I don't ve. Mba! D next tin u hear is 'der is big 39, it'll enter u' & eventually its very tight. U'll hear madam e go expand.

RICK ROSS Nko

Lawyers don't lie as professionals, but as mere humans. The profession is noble and a lawyer as an advocate merely canvasses his case relying on laws made by the legislature and decided cases by the Courts as authority to buttress his points.

Also, when it comes to the argument of those points a lawyer is just a human being with a different view of the issues as opposed to the person or lawyer on the other side just like football fans analysing the same game of football but holding different views, save for the fact that in law, you must cite your authority (statutory or case law).

Be informed.

#LawyersRock

OP you forgot to add footballers. Mehn those guys can lie. I footballer will catch the ball with his bare hands but still be arguing with referee when the whistle is blown. I'm sure if puyol stares hard at cristiano, he will dive and say puyol pushed him. Look at suarez. All of them liars. I think footballers top the chart on the one.

ggrin:
its aso-ebi

I was beginning to wonder if asuebi was another type of clothes until I saw this.

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Transporters,so true...

I was once in a bus goin to Asaba & after like an hour, d elderly woman sittin next to me asked me wer exactly we whr & I told her.

She became baffled & strtd screamin dat d guy loadin d bus deceived her just to fill up d vacant seat.

Her actual destination was Nsukka thus she strtd cryin...

Long story short,she has a relation who stay in Asaba so she had to sleep over thr & that was aftr we helped her call & tell them wer to pick her as she doesn't know anywer in Asaba.

Very funny incident.

G12:
Networker marketers

All these supplement stuffs abi? Evrytin cleanses ur system. Nigerians don suffer though some are good but guys! D best system cleanser is water. 50cl(pure water size) 1st tin in d morning. I grew up 2 know my dad doing dis & he's 81yrs now without any organ problem or eva been hospitalised... Same here; all Glory 2 God

I can't help but agree with No.3 ...this guy collected the material on the 15th of Dec with a promise to deliver on the 18th for my cousin's wedding that took place on the 20th of Dec. . .as I dey type this line so . ..I never hear from the tailor . ..even after my friend who introduced him to me gave him a call.

WOMAN, isn't that a proffession?


Try having a good conversation with an NIA
staff...all this guyz are learners

dechandel:
Lawyers are Angels!! Ask any Criminal

Ur new profile photo is awesome