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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by annibro(f): 12:22am On Jan 21, 2015
hifaif:


Yes, the pastors. The one that said God told him not to look at his fuel gauge comes to mind.

Hmmmm! I pity him d day his car stops by Okija shrine or beside Sambisa forest
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 12:33am On Jan 21, 2015
annibro:


Hmmmm! I pity him d day his car stops by Okija shrine or beside Sambisa forest

grin
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by tpascal: 1:24am On Jan 21, 2015
"Politicians are hypocrites " - Tupac
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by maskid(m): 1:26am On Jan 21, 2015
Wat about retired army General? Thoz ones lie pass.

Imagine one of them sayin he'd stabilize oil price in the world. grin grin grin

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by dechandel(f): 3:26am On Jan 21, 2015
Preshochyx:


Ur new profile photo is awesome
Thanchu smiley
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Sunbellar: 4:02am On Jan 21, 2015
What about these professions:

1. Herbal mixture vendors - They will tell you their herbs can cure malaria, headache, ulcers, typhoid, gonorrhoea, syphilis, low sperm count, rheumatism, HIV etc to defraud you. When you check, they will give you an expired bitter leaf water that would complicate your problems.

2. Building contractors - These one can lie. They will give you a lower estimate to make sure you commit your money and when you have started, you will be surprised to have spent thrice the estimate all in a bid to get work.
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by philantoxx(m): 5:19am On Jan 21, 2015
guy delete lawyers 4rm that list or else.....
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 6:47am On Jan 21, 2015
flamingtiger:
Telling lies is an individual thing,
...

Ps: lying is an individual thing. It has nothing to do with any given profession.

I disagree with you. All Marketers are liars... We were trained to be professional liars- that is how you can make it.

All Insurance agents tell between 30% - 45% of lies when prospecting...

I had to resign from the job when I knew how terrible a liar I had become.

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by hardbody: 7:10am On Jan 21, 2015
[quote author=emusmith post=29853521][/quote]

Stick to what you know @OP. Lawyers apply logic they dont lie. It is only lawyers that understand how it works
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by revolt(m): 7:24am On Jan 21, 2015
U forgot doctors
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Missmossy(f): 7:25am On Jan 21, 2015
I agree a lot on the lawyers, transporters, mechanics, politicians especially those aspirants who will say anything they can by giving empty promises angry and lastly tailors /fashion designers they are all in Naija grin

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by JoeCutie(m): 7:26am On Jan 21, 2015
EroticAngelina:
hehehe no be only u o my brother! I know them weh weh! I no de give my cloth to tailor again! angry after werin they do me. Na God go punish those people asswear! angry
Ok, na God wan dey sew your clothes now? Abi you don finally sabi sew? grin
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 7:36am On Jan 21, 2015
choi that list is not complete without nepa
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by mezebel(f): 8:05am On Jan 21, 2015
[quote author=emusmith post=29853521][/quote] marketers
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 8:27am On Jan 21, 2015
dechandel:
Thanchu smiley
make i check d picture weda e really fine
**clicks her profile

meeehhn dt picture is awesome---










---ly horrible tongue cheesy grin
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by nwaanambra1(m): 8:39am On Jan 21, 2015
Mechanics and building contractors should be no 1 on that list!

Naija Mechanics! Evil people! angry
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 8:55am On Jan 21, 2015
philantoxx:
guy delete lawyers 4rm that list or else.....

...I'm listening...smiley
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by jobsat34(m): 8:56am On Jan 21, 2015
you can now imagine a lawyer working in the police force turned politician..!!!!

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 8:56am On Jan 21, 2015
hardbody:


Stick to what you know @OP. Lawyers apply logic they dont lie. It is only lawyers that understand how it works

Logic? Really?
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 8:58am On Jan 21, 2015
jobsat34:
you can now imagine a lawyer working in the police force turned politician..!!!!

As in enh... Is that not why most of them are quick to blend in politics? tongue...na joke I dey ooo
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by XKZ(m): 8:58am On Jan 21, 2015
emperormero:


I had to resign from the job when I knew how terrible a liar I had become.


It's a terrible thing, you look in the mirror and you can't recognise who you've become; you don't like it but you have no choice but to keep doing it (as long as you're on the job).

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by josite: 9:04am On Jan 21, 2015
a good lawyer doesnt need to lie.you only need technicalities to win your case.
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 9:06am On Jan 21, 2015
josite:
a good lawyer doesnt need to lie.you only need technicalities to win your case.

Technicalities.... hmm...
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by oladimegy(m): 9:06am On Jan 21, 2015
Apprentices
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by XKZ(m): 9:10am On Jan 21, 2015
jobsat34:
you can now imagine a lawyer working in the police force turned politician..!!!!


That's a like a blight on the face of the earth, a walking disease, a plague upon mankind, an unholy flesh eater with the glory of invincibility...

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by XKZ(m): 9:13am On Jan 21, 2015
josite:
a good lawyer doesnt need to lie.you only need technicalities to win your case.

This is a lie...
Only a lawyer would say something so blatant... *wink*

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 9:14am On Jan 21, 2015
XKZ:


It's a terrible thing, you look in the mirror and you can't recognise who you've become; you don't like it but you have no choice but to keep doing it (as long as you're on the job).
What's the occupation? grin
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by ggrin(f): 9:22am On Jan 21, 2015
hifaif:


I was beginning to wonder if asuebi was another type of clothes until I saw this.
grin

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 9:24am On Jan 21, 2015
ggrin:
grin

Omitting "o" for "u"...? my bad smiley
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by HizMissy(f): 9:25am On Jan 21, 2015
revolt:
U forgot doctors
Pls share lies doctors tell..
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 9:34am On Jan 21, 2015
HizMissy:

Pls share lies doctors tell..

Even me wants to hear grin
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by dechandel(f): 9:41am On Jan 21, 2015
AgapeCharis:
make i check d picture weda e really fine
**clicks her profile

meeehhn dt picture is awesome---

---ly horrible tongue cheesy grin
I no even know which one i go come take.. Whether awesome or horrible tongue
Thanks all the same kiss

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