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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by RobinHez(m): 1:15pm On Aug 29, 2015
I don't understand...
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 1:29pm On Aug 29, 2015
I'm no Tupac buh ma nigggas SNAPPed when I took 20 BULLETS and didn't fall, even a POWER HORSE can't stand that! grin
I guess I'm truly made of black, at least GUINESS thinks so

In other news, what is new CASTLE and arsenal playing right now?
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 11:34am On Aug 30, 2015
CFC fans abeg no crucify me o!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by maestromedal(m): 2:26pm On Aug 30, 2015
After Man City's win yesterday...Marca's headline.."What a STERLING performance”..
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 6:10pm On Sep 04, 2015
Though I don't get rid of my apparel to perform I'm still apparently a punster. If you know what I mean .
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:40pm On Sep 06, 2015
Can somebody recommend any other good Liam Nesson movies, all the good ones are Taken.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 8:48pm On Sep 06, 2015
Blackeard:
Can somebody recommend any other good Liam Nesson movies, all the good ones are Taken.
I SUSPECT u hav seen both STAR WARS n BATMAN BEGINS...I luv those movies, so much CLASH OF THE TITANS
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:07pm On Sep 09, 2015
okabe:

I SUSPECT u hav seen both STAR WARS n BATMAN BEGINS...I luv those movies, so much CLASH OF THE TITANS
oh
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 6:14pm On Sep 15, 2015
Blackeard:
Can somebody recommend any other good Liam Nesson movies, all the good ones are Taken.
The ORIGINALS are not Taken, are they?
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 4:18pm On Sep 26, 2015
Tottenham b like "Man city, to b 4-1'd is to b fore armed" grin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 6:50am On Oct 03, 2015
Sex experts will tell couples that in the game of pre-intimacy, FINGER**G can come in quite HANDY.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Slimzjoe(m): 1:10pm On Oct 03, 2015
Everyone asks If I Do RAP. well yea, cos the only WRAP I do is Weed

I would Love to say a Chemistry Joke now but am Not Sure I would get a Reaction.
I Planned to find my watch today but I just couldn't get the Time grin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 12:57am On Oct 05, 2015
Vampires are always looking for their necks victim.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 1:05am On Oct 05, 2015
So a Guy with Premature Ejaculation problem Comes out of nowhere...

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 1:08am On Oct 05, 2015
#Classic : A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 1:11am On Oct 05, 2015
Life without women would be a pain in the ass.
wink

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Slimzjoe(m): 2:06pm On Oct 05, 2015
Blackeard:
Life without women would be a pain in the ass.
wink

Hahaaa....this Got me!! grin


Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Slimzjoe(m): 2:07pm On Oct 05, 2015
grin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 9:13pm On Oct 06, 2015
the broker's colleagues broke into his office and stole all his chairs(shares)

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by xyzhill(m): 10:58am On Oct 07, 2015
phone rings:
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Boo: hello love
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Me: m gud u bae?
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Boo: same love. what are u doing nw?
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Me: am TEARING a BUCKET to PIECES
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Boo: whatever dat means...... See u later
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*hangs up*
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1hr+ later she calls back
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me: watz up bae?
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Boo: suprises!! Can u make it to my house?
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Me: i dont knw
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Boo: why? Whatz wrong?
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Me: The BUCKET is an insatiable WHOR.E
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u dig d gist?
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by xyzhill(m): 11:08am On Oct 07, 2015
germany is in shivers cuz Eke40seven will soon be at itz conner
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Congratz bro!!!! I tap from ur blessing. All hail eke40seven!!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ericoleon(m): 3:11pm On Oct 07, 2015
I have a tablet bit the worms in my tummy started browsing after I swallowd it shocked

I just came up with it

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:54pm On Oct 07, 2015
You just Gotta hand it to Blind Prostitutes. I was with one the other Night, she told me I was the biggest she's even been with. I was like "You're just pulling my Leg". cheesy cheesy

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 8:51pm On Oct 07, 2015
grin grin grin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by hahn(m): 10:14pm On Oct 07, 2015
I was wondering why most of the contributions here are explicit, then I remembered this thread is about PUN(PORN)
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by xyzhill(m): 7:11pm On Oct 08, 2015
Blackeard:
You just Gotta hand it to Blind Prostitutes. I was with one the other Night, she told me I was the biggest she's even been with. I was like "You're just pulling my Leg". cheesy cheesy
lols..... Here is another...
She told me to lick her juicy juice so I stuck a finger in her **** n pushed it to her noise. She was like "what's dat foul smell?" I replied "your juicy juice"
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:14pm On Oct 08, 2015
This isn't a pun...at all.
xyzhill:
lols..... Here is another...
She told me to lick her juicy juice so I stuck a finger in her **** n pushed it to her noise. She was like "what's dat foul smell?" I replied "your juicy juice"

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by xyzhill(m): 9:21pm On Oct 08, 2015
Blackeard:
This isn't a pun...at all.
forgive my error....I am still a learner
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Creamish(f): 1:02pm On Oct 09, 2015
xyzhill:
forgive my error....I am still a learner

Ur a learner..did u skip class? cos u type like u missed ur period..

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 1:05pm On Oct 09, 2015
Creamish:


Ur a learner..did u skip class? cos u type like u missed ur period..

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by xyzhill(m): 9:34pm On Oct 09, 2015
Creamish:


Ur a learner..did u skip class? cos u type like u missed ur period..
''yeah i did miss it. well it came on and went off''. That was my granmother TAIL
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Favolly(f): 1:15pm On Oct 10, 2015
hahn:
I was wondering why most of the contributions here are explicit, then I remembered this thread is about PUN(PORN)
Putting 'porn' in bracket kinda defeats the whole purpose of the pun, you know

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