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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 8:15am On Aug 31, 2016 |
Muhammad could not come into zaria because of too much go slow. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:20pm On Sep 01, 2016 |
A case study shows that People who allow their hair to grow into long clustered strands are likely going to have a phobia for things that can only be opened with a key... In otherwords, they "Dread Locks" 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 11:00pm On Sep 01, 2016 |
novakane:. . Reminds me of that witch that turned raPUNzel to an HAIRlevator. Novakane some rastamen are not being truthful with themselves. It's all LICE. Nothing but LICE. No more puns these days, seems all the MANE ones are covered like hijab. I have some good PONY TALES to tell but I'll just BRUSH this one off and CUT it SHORT I'd rather KNOT get all TIED up in this THREAD. 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 11:02pm On Sep 01, 2016 |
novakane:. Nice one! 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 11:29am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Merci beaucoup @kunle |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 2:42pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
guys keep the puns coming. heres one for the road she used to love her boyfriends romantic gestures, now he just bores her. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by xendra: 8:41pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
oh I like this, ...lemme try. My grandfather is crushing over Kim kerdarsian, no porn intended 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by xendra: 9:04pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
she spent all her life, time and money acquiring all the beautiful things in life that even in death people still called her beauty-fool 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:23pm On Sep 03, 2016 |
Today is the oldest you’ve even been and the youngest you’ll ever be again. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:23pm On Sep 03, 2016 |
Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 1:05pm On Sep 04, 2016 |
whenever i return from a long trip, my wife is very eager for me to fill her in. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 8:57pm On Sep 04, 2016 |
Sambo Dasuki to star in d next superman "MAN OF STEAL" 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 8:42am On Sep 05, 2016 |
Some hoes came into my shop last wk asking for free tattoos. So i told em if u need free tattoos uv got to let me have a feel of ur breasts...... Call that "t1ts for tats" if u may. 7 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 2:53pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
no body got ur back, dont front 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 2:55pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
plant a vegetarian, and see if he will take root and grow |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 8:35pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
I ordered 6 COKE from d store downstairs but dey brought 7 UP 8 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by maputohq: 7:57am On Sep 07, 2016 |
Igbo girls are SMOKING HOT. They must be DRINKING MARIJUANA. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by maputohq: 8:04am On Sep 07, 2016 |
benega:I saw a vehicle with 4MATIC on it. It wasn't FOUR FABREGAS. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by maputohq: 8:09am On Sep 07, 2016 |
I discovered that everyone get's angry when I ask for help. I'll have to run SH!T myself, that way, no one gets IRRITATED. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by orimion(m): 1:55pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
novakane:you should never do that, you should be your brothel's keeper |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 5:03pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
novakane:. I thINK that's INKcredible ... it's a WIN/WIN. Hmmmm ... "hoes" you say, then I don't think they'd have felt any pain during the INKing cos they're used to small PRICKS. Or was it their first time? . lol 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 5:50pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
benega:. lol And I hope you do FILL her FULL, cos every husband's COCKTALE should leave his wife FULFILLED. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 6:17pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
benega:. Probably f0replay used to be his forte but now all he does is climb ON, plug IN and gallop away to elDOraDO. e be like say the guy dey boring like borehole. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 8:34pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
orimion: Very nice!!! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by jerryism(m): 9:04pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
planes are made on plain soarface |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 10:28am On Sep 09, 2016 |
I just impregnated a soldier daughter,its now a case of WIFE or DEATH 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 10:59am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Different scenarios in religious centres Hungry leader: brothers n sisters, LETTUCE pray!!! Businessman leader: brethren, let us SPRAY!!! Tiv leader: brodaz n sistaz, let us PLAY for our sins!!! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:44pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
Eke40seven:i love this word. Eke40seven, it seems u got this thread pregnant cos ever since you CAME it hasn't been thesame. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 2:28pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
abbas99:. Lol. What can I say to make you smile cos u obviously need a GRIN-AID. No need to panic nor be afraid, he's not a god, he's just a soldier, so u don't have to WARSHIP him. Guy due to ur excessive FIREPOWER, you'll be raising ur own INFANTry in 9months. U gada liver o, in short u've got CANNONBALLS! 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 3:02pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
kunlesehan: Convo btw. Me an d father *knock knock* Me: who's der? Soldier: oh,PUN d door!!! Me: edakun, epp me!!! Soldier: berra hav THE WILL to marry my daughter or UR WILL ready Me: its POINTLESS sir, I only put d TIP!!! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 4:47pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
abbas99:. Lol ... abbas99 u no go kill person. what do u mean by "I only put d TIP"? When u know that the PEN IS shoulderless. Well the "TIP" of ur PEN has left a large BLOT on her landscape. Lol |
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