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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 6:14pm On Sep 09, 2016
kunlesehan:

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Lol ... abbas99 u no go kill person.
what do u mean by "I only put d TIP"?
When u know that the PEN IS shoulderless.
Well the "TIP" of ur PEN has left a large BLOT on her landscape.
Lol


Am gonna change ma appearance an run,I'll rather DYE than marry her undecided
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 9:37pm On Sep 12, 2016
Ah Finally!
Barka de Sallah
Since morning nah my fellow brethren dem I dey FISH out. Na now I just MEAT some beta Alhajis.
alhaRAMdulilah
lol
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 1:20pm On Sep 13, 2016
If faith evans had twins it wld have been 2 pac's #sept13 #G.O.A.T #InMemoryOfMakaveli
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 1:31pm On Sep 13, 2016
To all the muslim Barcelona fc fans in the house... BARCA de sallah to y'all!
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 3:44pm On Sep 13, 2016
dont throw stones if you live in a glass house or else your loss is just a stonethrow away...
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 12:17am On Sep 14, 2016
illicit:
dont throw stones if you live in a glass house or else your loss is just a stonethrow away...



Throw stones ke?
Make dem use the stones build beta house jare.
I don SEE RIGHT THROUGH dis ur pun, e CRACK me up and i gbadun am. Na beta GLASSIC.
Make I kuku use dis WINDOW of opportunity troway some puns here.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 12:23am On Sep 14, 2016
Na foolish man dey dash him wife GRAND PIANO, but wise man sabi say nah UPRIGHT ORGAN him wife need.
Hahaha

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 12:29am On Sep 14, 2016
Sisi wey too tey untop bedspring, na offspring she go get o
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 12:40am On Sep 14, 2016
E good as Johnny MEET Yemi for PARK but e for beta make Johnny PARK MEAT for Yemi
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 12:57am On Sep 14, 2016
If u use leg run pass danfo bus u must to get TYRED, but if danfo come overtake u, u don dey EXHAUSTED be dat bro.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 9:26am On Sep 14, 2016
blackmamba1st:




Throw stones ke?
Make dem use the stones build beta house jare.
I don SEE RIGHT THROUGH dis ur pun, e CRACK me up and i gbadun am. Na beta GLASSIC.
Make I kuku use dis WINDOW of opportunity
troway some puns here.
Windows open, may God expand ur Vista

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 1:06pm On Sep 14, 2016
This PUN trend is hilarious I see many nice PORN
use FORK at all times when you HEAT with your DATE or MATE
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 2:19pm On Sep 14, 2016
MrBnana:
This PUN trend is hilarious I see many nice PORN
use FORK at all times when you HEAT with your DATE or MATE

na so my broda.
these days sef if u no take woman OUT, she no go take you IN.
FAST food dey SPEED up romance sha.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 4:23pm On Sep 14, 2016
Fashola the TRIminister. Dis baba get the POWER to make HOUSING, WORK ? e be like so.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 4:32pm On Sep 14, 2016
illicit:
Windows open, may God expand ur Vista
Amen!
Yes o! Make we UPGRADE and end WINDOW shopping and go DO-BUY. I-luv-my-VISA baby! Illicit u dey flow pass illbliss sef. Ur mouthed

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 12:59pm On Sep 15, 2016
I love beaches, especially hot ones, I can ride on them all day...but I love real women more
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by vinee09(m): 4:57pm On Sep 15, 2016
A life without christ is a life with crisis

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 12:24am On Sep 16, 2016
Laziness is for losers, I won't stop working hard till I release what is in me...I'm cummin for sucksex

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 10:48am On Sep 16, 2016
This morning I ROSE to kiss my girlfriend LILY with TU-LIPS, instead I knocker over her favourite VASE on the nightstand that had an ORCHID, now the flower can't BLOSSOM again. cry LOT-US pray she forgives me when I offer her the HIBISCUS and FOXGLOVES from the garden. I better get her bestfriend DAISY to help beg her.

In other news, I heard 12yr old Grace Vanderwaal won 2016 America's Got Talent, I must say, either she has a strong bond with God or the force is with her.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gcoin23: 12:34pm On Sep 16, 2016
Evangelio:
Law. #Mine
James worked part time tending the BAR to support himself in law school now he has been called to the BAR.

remix

Sam was barred from being called to bar because he works at that old bar braced with rusty bars.....
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by frenzydilz(m): 12:43pm On Sep 19, 2016
Rooney has started to WAYNE

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fabulousb36(f): 11:11am On Sep 21, 2016
They got married becoz they liked the wHOLE THING. He liked d HOLE, she liked d THING

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fabulousb36(f): 11:30am On Sep 21, 2016
Four brothers Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody came back from school and found d house messy, Everybody knew dat somebody should clean d hauz, Anybody cud have done it but Nobody did it.
When their mother came back Everybody claimed he cleaned the house Somebody shud have said d truth but y wud Anybody bother since Everybody got rewarded and Nobody was punished.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 3:40pm On Sep 21, 2016
dis one no be FABU o, na de wHOLE truth and nuTHING BUTT de truth


Fabulousb36:
They got married becoz they liked the wHOLE THING. He liked d HOLE, she liked d THING
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 3:54pm On Sep 21, 2016
na so.
dass why "7 DAYS without Christ makes 1 WEAK"


vinee09:
A life without christ is a life with crisis
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 8:02pm On Sep 21, 2016
Told my babe Amy that I am in the USA, she com tink sey na washing thing, Mi-ami babe knows I miss her but she has no idea I miss Balti-more

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 7:42am On Sep 22, 2016
You won't Reap Cassava If you plant AKON u grab?
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 11:45am On Sep 22, 2016
I GARRIt .
bimofalad:
You won't Reap Cassava If you plant AKON u grab?
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 11:46am On Sep 22, 2016
E go dey HILARYous if dis mama TRUMPle oga Donald with CLINsheet o

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:32pm On Sep 22, 2016
Now i knw why Eke40seven...piccolo... Illicit... Blackeard...had to lay low... I shld do the same sad
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evangelio(m): 7:44am On Sep 23, 2016
gcoin23:


remix

Sam was barred from being called to bar because he works at that old bar braced with rusty bars.....

#nice
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by orimion(m): 11:13am On Sep 23, 2016
novakane:
Now i knw why Eke40seven...piccolo... Illicit... Blackeard...had to lay low... I shld do the same sad
the thread started to unravel when you guys Left, now we count seam to get it Right

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