there was a convict on deathrow that never understood how the hangmans noose works but he finally got the hang of it on execution day

I went to the thick forest to hunt,holding my gun with only a bullet remaining in it....suddenly i got surrounded by a LION,a BEAR and an HARE.....as a brave hunter i never got perplexed,...i simply shot the LION,...drank the BEER...and placed the HAIR on my head.

I love the Russian President... He is PUTIN a lot of effort in fighting crime

My secretary FATimah has vowed to partake in this year's Ramadan fast like a true muSLIM

the best body double is an identical twin

people dont study archaeology this days, its a thing of the past

What a performance for Manchester united...they have been so conSIXtent.

Football fans will quick understand 1 to 3.
1. He doesn't play for the Old Lady because he's YOUNG.
2. Oh, those glorious days when Young was still YOUNG!
3. GEORGE was sent to the BENCH because he was always over the BAR.
4. Teacher: You look very much like a Tiv. Student: I've never stolen a thing all my life.

This season's Big Brother Naija is quite funny.

I watched as Cocoice LEFT even though she gave Bassey her RIGHT bre.ast inorder to improve her idenTITTY but she didn't STAND a chance and went FLATout

She just made a SUCKER of herself.
Now she's given her Chest a rest, hakuna her tatas.
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lol

Phcn should give us power. I prefer government power. But whose power is the best. Power to the people

Mr. John beats his pregnant wife everyday for getting pregnant again. Everybody knows he's not responsible.

Sebastine1994:
Phcn should give us power. I prefer government power. But whose power is the best. Power to the people

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My brother, methinks PHCN takes DELIGHT in power outage. Even when POWER is restored, it's not delightFULL cos you'll need a voltage stabilizer

She won't complain that I didn't STAY LONG in her place because I usually CUM early, but she still likes it LONG.

losing to Everton and man city within a FOURTHnight. wow, arsenal are GONERS.

I just saw Tiger in the Woods with a golf stick.

She's hot but i'm not a fan

The cobler is so nice....he mends people's souls.

an apprentice hangman has to learn the rope before they can get the hang of it

Been a while here.... my galfrnd nd I re having beef so we don't meat at all

My iron don spoil, na pressing issue oooo

I got a bored hole in my heart, I ain't well.

Fabulousb36:
Four brothers Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody came back from school and found d house messy, Everybody knew dat somebody should clean d hauz, Anybody cud have done it but Nobody did it.
When their mother came back Everybody claimed he cleaned the house Somebody shud have said d truth but y wud Anybody bother since Everybody got rewarded and Nobody was punished.

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Breaking news on the notorious kidnapper ... EVANished!
Lol

Q: What do you call a man who rallies his people for a protest and, at the last minute, pulls out?
Ans: A 2faced coward. And I thought he never pulls out.

Terry G is a famous farmer, he is well known for his ginger.

DaimlerBen:
Q: What do you call a man who rallies his people for a protest and, at the last minute, pulls out?
A: What a 2faced coward. And I thought he never pulls out.

very good

illicit:

very good

Thanks.
Q: What do you call a man who's vertically challenged, can commune with spirits, and is wanted by the police?
A: A small medium at large.

My girlfriend's food was so tasteless, i almost inSALTed her.

Britain: honour
America: honor
Britain: colour
America: color
Britain: flavour
America: flavor
Britain: What are you doing?
America: Getting rid of u*

*you

do you think everybody sucks at blowjobs?

Q: What do you call a snake that's 3.142 metres long?
A: A Pi-thon.