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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 6:48pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 10:38pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 10:45am On Aug 09, 2017 |
DaimlerBen:my own gf said from her calculations we don't have chemistry so we won't work out...well, I just laughed cos I figured she was probably bad at maths 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by smileshinz(f): 12:42pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
Staring at him intently, she took off her BRA slowly, with BRAzen boldness, like one from BRAzil. Then she knelt to take him in her mouth; the sound he made can only be compared to that of a BRAying donkey, as he closed his eyes in lustful prayer to Eros |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Decentpee(m): 2:48pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
Don't spell PART backward, it is a TRAP 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 6:12pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
I know this crazy guy who was infatuated, as it turns out he was mad in love |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 10:35pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
(Boy toasting girl) Boy: The word for today is "legs". Girl: So what? Boy: So, why don't we go back to my place & spread the word? #MovieQuotes 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 10:39pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
Have you eaten in your dream? That's food for thought. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 12:45am On Aug 14, 2017 |
my doctor friend said you can differentiate a boy from a girl by pulling down their genes 11 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 10:24pm On Aug 18, 2017 |
I will polish the rim of my wheel. That's lip service. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 12:34am On Aug 19, 2017 |
Cannibal: someone who's fed up with people. 8 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 12:43am On Aug 19, 2017 |
There's a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way. Does that mean that colour is a pigment of your imagination? 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by orimion(m): 1:08am On Aug 19, 2017 |
DaimlerBen:yep, you really shouldn't trust your dyes! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ephort: 9:35am On Aug 23, 2017 |
Our president ran out of office because or rats. He has started his ""rat race" again; busy doing nothing". I thought he was a cat of nine lives, how come he is running from common rats? I'm not surprised that the undoings of the party loyalists have recently been RATified. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 9:14am On Aug 24, 2017 |
Q: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me? A: A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary. Q: How do you make a fire with two sticks? A: Make sure one is a match! Q. Why did the banana go to the hospital? A: Because he wasn’t peeling well! Q: What’s the slipperiest country? A: Greece! Q: Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice? A: Because it might crack up! 7 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 12:55pm On Aug 24, 2017 |
Epp me abeg, what do prostitute_s like more, pounds or pennies? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Leovibes(m): 6:44pm On Aug 24, 2017 |
Hoes aint loyal farmers will be heading to the farm, but the are facing home. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:03pm On Aug 24, 2017 |
Anyone who wants to learn how to make good puns should listen to lil Wayne, he makes use of this tool well.... Check out this rap from the song, "Motivation" where Kelly Rowland featured him. "Uh, girl I turn that thing into a RAIN-FOREST RAIN ON MY HEAD, call that BRAINSTORMING Yeah this is deep, oh, but I go deeper Make you LOSE YOURSELF, and FINDERS KEEPERS It go green light, go Weezy go I like to taste that sugar, that sweet and low But hold up wait, new position I put her on my PLATE then I do the DISHES She my motivation, I’m her TRANSPORTATION Cause I LET HER RIDE, while I DRIVE HER CRAZY Then I just keep going going, like I’m racing When I’m done SHE HOLD ME LIKE a CONVERSATION Weezy baby" Genius!! 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:53pm On Aug 24, 2017 |
Eke40seven:Yea. Vector, Yun6ix n Erigga play with words too. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 5:19am On Aug 25, 2017 |
WHIZKIDEFE:Also M.I & Jesse Jagz. I'm not so sure about Erigga. There's this guy that raps in Hausa, do you know his name? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 5:21am On Aug 25, 2017 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 5:29am On Aug 25, 2017 |
Optimus is seven letters. Optimus is Prime! 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 10:44am On Aug 25, 2017 |
DaimlerBen:lol have you being sleeping on erigga , Nigeria's sickest pidgin English lyricist? mehn grab a chilled bottle of you fav and listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxNXSM2p_LM underrated misunderstood but not underpaid! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:30pm On Aug 25, 2017 |
DaimlerBen:I guess you don't much about Erigga cos he isn't too popular compared to M.I, VEC n 6ix.. But if you listen to his tracks you'll understand wat i'm talking about. Just dat he flows in pidgin n he is very RAW.. I'll post some of his lines for you some other time. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by dsaintJ4Real(m): 7:34pm On Aug 25, 2017 |
Eke40seven: Permission to remember word the above : If you start work with HYUNDAI, you may have to go to work with an ACCENT. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 9:06pm On Aug 25, 2017 |
WHIZKIDEFE: rasojie:Shuoo! Erigga na my area boy oh. What I mean is he doesn't use puns (not that I know of). |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 1:55pm On Aug 26, 2017 |
I gave out my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:20pm On Aug 26, 2017 |
Q: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill? A: It ran out of juice! Q: What do postal workers do when they’re mad? A: They stamp their feet. Q: Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp? A: The players dribble a lot. Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? A: An envelope. Q: What is at the end of everything? A: The letter G. Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit? A: Fingernails. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:31pm On Aug 26, 2017 |
DaimlerBen:smiles.. Na local one he dey use, listen well, you go decode 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 8:54pm On Aug 26, 2017 |
White boards are remarkable. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 1:46am On Sep 02, 2017 |
and that was how Cameroon came to Nigeria and it was FOUR NOTHING 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by SantiRAMBO: 12:40pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
ShakurM: My mum seems to be so perfect that i wonder whether the only poor trait she gat is a painted picture 2 Likes |
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