this one na question for the gods

with this your english

pls dont tell her to avoid disgracing yourself

Lol MrCork never ever try dat..lol she would hate u. I remember a tym I told a lady she was fat, she hated me . Dey just dnt want to hear dat word. Its bera that dey hear it frm dr felow ladies dan frm a guy.

Mr cork don't try to tell a lady that she's fat. You might lower her self esteem as she'll think that she's nolonger desirable. No matter how polite you say it she'll feel bad.

If she's your friend tell her to escort you to the gym. Once you get there tell her enrol or join you.

This mrcork sef ehn dont tell her. Dont u have sense.

EroticAngelina:
This mrcork sef ehn dont tell her. Dont u have sense.

...ok, so from a lady point of viomens sayin women prefa guys who lie? .... U prefa I lie to her?

MrCock tell her she is fat jor..truth is bitter.

I once told a long term female friend that I met after some time that she has become fatter..all of a sudden she developed attitude and started snubbing me..but who cares

Am the tell it like it iz kind of guy

It's sad that you have to tell her....fat
women think the world should change for
them!

Always tell the truth, no matter what.

Dont tell her, buy her a tape rule and weighing scale as Val present.

Not necessarily. Just tell her that she's beautiful and all will be well. Some ladies are sensitive to the word "Fat". No matter how you try to suger code it, they'll think you're only saying that to make them feel good.

telling her know she's not fat but she's big bone is it ideal?

am fat n my bf tells me n we laff over it

Tell her "you are getting fat"""" don't forget the "getting" its very important. Then leave her presence immediately... Thank me later

Here's A Nice Way To Do That

Jane : Hi Love
John : Hey Babe What's Up
Jane : Nothing Much And You?
John : Just Hanging Out With Friends At The Club
Jane : That's Nice...

***views Dp.**-

John : I think you're getting plump
Jane : Seriously?
John : Yeah..
Jane: Guess I'll have to check my diet
John : We Could Go To The Gym Tomorrow.. It'll be fun.. I promise
Jane : Ok.. If you say so.


The Rest Is History

she is light skin, why are you bothered about the fatness

...we men hav notin agaist fat women coz we think fat is beauriful and trusss me...we love fat women (light skin or dak skin). But we hav only one question though:...why are all women always happieer when u tell them they are slim?

..why why why?....u don't belif me?...tell a next woman she looks slim and truss me...U will get a kisss. I use this line sometimes & it always work!!

MrCork:
...and guess wot, in Nigeria I heard they call slim women lepako and they love it!.......its a romantic way to holla at them

MrCork:
...we men hav notin agaist fat women coz we think fat is beauriful and trusss me...we love fat women (light skin or dak skin). But we hav only one question though:...why are all women always happieer when u tell them they are slim?

..why why why?....u don't belif me?...tell a next woman she looks slim and truss me...U will get a kisss. I use this line sometimes & it always work!!

MrCork:
...and guess wot, in Nigeria I heard they call slim women lepako and they love it!.......its a romantic way to holla at them

I pity u

lol... Just behav as if u dint notice

size 10 is not bad

prettyjo:
size 10 is not bad

^^^^^someone clearly bein LYIN to her!

So what is the problem?

It's not like you are asking her to change something she cant, like the size of her head or somn.

My ex used to tell me when my breath had expired, when my tummy was protruding slightly, and so on.

Guy, if you tell her to join you to work out n she no gree, then free the babe, please!

Your mama go tell u say ur mouth dey smell, instead make u go brush am, u come dey hate am for speaking the truth.

MrCork. Are you fat?

size 10 not bad if she was a size 16 like moi then yawa dey.

UchihaMadara:
So what is the problem?

It's not like you are asking her to change something she cant, like the size of her head or somn.

My ex used to tell me when my breath had expired, when my tummy was protruding slightly, and so on.

Guy, if you tell her to join you to work out n she no gree, then free the babe, please!

Your mama go tell u say ur mouth dey smell, instead make u go brush am, u come dey hate am for speaking the truth.

...hangon bro...u kiddin me right....serrrrriously...would u date a female fatter than size 10 in 2015?.

EroticAngelina:
This mrcork sef ehn dont tell her. Dont u have sense.

...and for the record, we Londoners hav nothin against fat women coz Everitin big comes in big sizes & u homebase people r use to big women....which is ok. We Londoners prefa slim women not coz they r light skin but coz they r normally slim. So please, we hope this thread upset no one especially the fat women coz truss me....big can be beauriful...kinda (no Ofense)

assfreaky:

..bro forget that EroticAngelina babe mennnnn.....she from Ghana!

MrCork:



..bro forget that EroticAngelina babe mennnnn.....she from Ghana!

I just dey observe ni o, Oga Cork. But she is light skinned na.

Mumu guy! Mtchewww