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Some Naughty But True Facts by 2gbasky22(m): 8:15pm On Jan 22, 2015
Some naughty but true
facts:

A girl is said to be grown
up when she starts
wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when
he starts removing it....!!
_______________ _______________
_____
We all love to spend lots of
money buying new clothes
but we never realise that
the best moments in life
are enjoyed without
clothes....!
_______________ _______________
_____
Having a cold drink on hot
day with few friends is
nice, but having a hot
friend on a cold night after
a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
_______________ _______________
_____
Breaking news: Condoms
don't
guarantee safe sex
anymore! A friend of mine
was wearing one when he
was shot dead by the
woman's husband....!!
_______________ _______________
_____
Arguing over a girls breast
size, Men may state
their preferences, but will
grab whatever is
available....!!
_______________ _______________
_____
Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy
A Woman Completely....?
Because Nobody Has A Dick
Made Of Gold, Decorated
With Diamonds And
Ejaculates Cash....!!
_______________ _______________
_____
Why Did Newton Commit
Suicide....?
Because He Saw A
Complete Naked Girl, And
Observed Something Going
Up In His Pant, Against His
Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
_______________ _______________
_____
Why Are Vegetarian
Women Silent During
Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock
That A Piece Of Meat Can
Give So Much Pleasure.....!!

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Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by acidtalk: 8:19pm On Jan 22, 2015
*USES THREAD TO WIPE SWEAT FROM FACE*

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Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by endy4oxide(m): 8:20pm On Jan 22, 2015
Nice. Write up

Gah me lmao grin

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Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by DeeBoiyy: 8:21pm On Jan 22, 2015
grin grin crazy
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by royalty2013: 8:25pm On Jan 22, 2015
lolz..u too much
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by fejikudz(m): 8:27pm On Jan 22, 2015
grin grin kindof true
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by Craigston: 8:30pm On Jan 22, 2015
Just in case it happens again.

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Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by peeberry2(m): 8:34pm On Jan 22, 2015
nice write up
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by Emmyk(m): 8:34pm On Jan 22, 2015
That Newton's own is classic! cheesy
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jan 22, 2015
LMAO! so funny! grin
are there more?
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by Oildichotomy(m): 8:38pm On Jan 22, 2015
This one works grin cheesy

Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jan 22, 2015
Thumb up man d write up is d o p e and funny.
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jan 22, 2015
Oildichotomy:
This one works
guy y ur pics no dey show if I download am.
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by Oildichotomy(m): 9:02pm On Jan 22, 2015
b1327:
guy y ur pics no dey show if I download am.
GUY??

Rename the file ending it with a .jpeg guy!

I don't know what will happen if you humbly ask with please!
Children of Nowadays
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by seankafor(m): 9:10pm On Jan 22, 2015
We will grab anytin availableoo be it shawama or orange.,
,,,,,,,,,btw. Konji and hunger wich one wicked pass
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by wemmy01(m): 9:18pm On Jan 22, 2015
op, kudos to u, nice write up , so funny
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by Eastherbunny(m): 9:22pm On Jan 22, 2015
Op if you wrote this then I got to give it to you," you tried".
Shit is so funny
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by rattlesnake(m): 9:50pm On Jan 22, 2015
Lust undecided

Sinner
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by jigxy(m): 11:00pm On Jan 22, 2015
Nice write up
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by IncomeClass: 11:15pm On Jan 22, 2015
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by uchebest2006(m): 12:16am On Jan 23, 2015
Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy
A Woman Completely....?
Because Nobody Has A Dick
Made Of Gold, Decorated
With Diamonds And
Ejaculates Cash....!!

DOES IT MEAN THAT NO MAN CAN SATISFY A WOMAN COMPLETELY.....
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by liveyourlife: 2:41am On Jan 23, 2015
Lemme add mine!



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Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by constance500: 3:46am On Jan 23, 2015
Op 1 million likes for you
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by Nobody: 6:58am On Jan 23, 2015
Oildichotomy:
GUY??

Rename the file ending it with a .jpeg guy!

I don't know what will happen if you humble ask with please!
Children of Nowadays
smh for u sir(children of nowadays) I should thank u again b4 u write
"I don't know what will happen if you humble say thanks!"
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by DaPhilosopher(m): 6:59am On Jan 23, 2015
lols! Very funny! Op u r mouthed!
Re: Some Naughty But True Facts by passionate88: 7:15am On Jan 23, 2015
Prostitution is all about location; Ashawo wey change environment go fit claim virgin... Now that's a fact

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