menix:
Well if an offence then am guilty of Size nd Beauty..
Size? D big ones re quite a turn off to me nd i dont ve plans looking outside my home.

Well who does not like beautiful things, even d dead re buried in pimped coffin...

So release mii on bail cous its obvious i ve not done wrong being guilty of d above.

vizkiz:
wait op, I don't get it. Are you now trying to tell us not to marry girls with these features?

giffty:
Many things guys base marital
decisions upon are very funny and a times; foolish
things.These has led many guys into a life- time of
regret .Let's examine and burst them one by one:
1: Curve: they ask, is she figure 8?If you marry her for
her figure 8, will she maintain that when she become
pregnant? Never, it may even turn to figure 96


2:Size: they often ask; is she “Lepa” (slim).They are
crazy about' Lepa'. After giving birth to the first baby,
what will happen to the size? It will be as if you took her
to a vulcanizer to pump her up.
Stop fooling yourself, that 'Lepa 'girl will later look like
her 'orobo' (fat) mummy. If you don't like the present
look of her mum, you better don't marry her.


3: Big Butt: Very wrong! How will you choose a girl
because she has a big buttocks, this is even an heavy
load to her, big but its just a big sewage disposal unit, a
magnificent septic tank. Is that what you want to
marry? Wise up guys.


4: Pointed breasts: Will her breast remain pointed after
raising three children? Never! Don't go for breast, go for
the best.


5: Tooth gap: “Eji Jo rice”.Quite funny, you want to
marry a lady without character just because she has a
gap in her teeth, she may end up creating gap in your
life and destiny.


6: she dress sexy: A great woman will dress to look
beautiful not to look sexy. If you see a “gala” whose
nylon has been removed, will you buy it? if she is
exposing her breast, cleavage, pants, thigh etc for the
world to see and you want to marry her, you will not
marry a “PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY” but a “PUBLIC
LIABILITY COMPANY” Be wise guy.


7: Cat walking: you want to marry her because she is
cat-walking, sorry you won't. She that is in marriage will
not cat-walk in Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk.


8: Rich parents: So, you are a gold digger! If you marry
her because of her rich parents and her parents begin to
feed you and your family in marriage, you are not a
Man. Just stop wearing trousers, go and start wearing
Skirt and blouse and don't forget “Iro and buba”.


9: Brazilian Hair: you want her because her hair is long
or because she is wearing a Brazilian hair? That shows
shallowness, wearing Brazilian hair does not equate
beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long hair and do
one million braid.
10: British and USA Passport: Many guys are looking for
these; any lady that carries British or U.S Passport is a
hot cake to Men who are generation of Esau, those who
are ready to sell their future and destiny for a morsel of
bread.
11: Beauty: A whole lots of beautiful ladies are without
discretion. Don't ever marry a lady just for her beauty,
beauty will fade, character will last. If she dress well but
do not act well, don't marry her.If you do, she will make
your life miserable.


12: Bed expertise: “She is very good in bed, very hot,very
acrobatic” that was what a guy told his mentor who ask
him why he wanted to marry a lady who kept on
cheating on him ,embarrassing and abusing his mother.
Funny as it is, many guys are making life long decision
based on this. I think getting married to a professional
prostitute will be better if bedroom high and long jump
and gymnastic is what you want to base your life upon.

Enegod: