EfemenaXY:


It's about a woman who cheated on her fat husband with superbly fit, Adonis-looking god. So the not-so-smart but very angry hubby loaded up pics of his wife and displayed them on the WWW for free, thereby missing the opportunity to make some cool cash with the video.

That's the gist of the matter, my brother.

You forgot to add that the fat and angry but not-so-smart husband did not consider that his revenge would backfire as everyone knows now that he is a bad lover who is unable to satisfy a woman.

EfemenaXY:


It's about a woman who cheated on her fat husband with superbly fit, Adonis-looking god. So the not-so-smart but very angry hubby loaded up pics of his wife and displayed them on the WWW for free, thereby missing the opportunity to make some cool cash with the video.

That's the gist of the matter, my brother.

Owk, so the fat flabby woman needed a gigolo to feel human again.. nice... Milfs on a row...

Chillisauce:


So we have ascertain how your belly is . Chai , Afo nshi

Go on lemonade diet for 30days , it will really help.

I like am like that, why would I have lemonade when there is alcohol?

Chillisauce:


Those ones looking for pregnant mothers na.

They could be mistaken when sighted

*dies*

Chilli!!

ileobatojo:


LWKMD!!

Abeg what do ritualists have to do with this matter? Hilarious!!

Nigeria is not a safe place, esp considering election. ritualists everywhere . some looking for pregnant women.

Imagine him trying to escape from them

Chillisauce:
So I just read a topic on front page about a lady meeting up nairaland dudes through online dating.

She practically scanned them through their mature comments, and finally getting to meet them , if not mouth odor, it's body odor. The babe weak

Little wonder we see topics like [b]smelly kitty. [/b]Birds of same feathers.
Now same fellas wanna eat her raw..

This place is a joke !

Bwahahahaahahahahaahahahaha.... this is the height aswear

Since the party is long over even though I am not yet tired ....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGEIOWBD6Q0

I still think men with pot bellies look worse than women with pot bellies.

And moca Abi Chillisauce (who was it) is right. While there is no excuse for anyone to get fat and stay fat.

there's understandable reason why a woman can get a big tummy.the blame will come if after getting the tummy she doesn't do something to correct it.
Even then some women who had CS won't find tummy exercise easy especially if the surgery was done in one of those wack naija hospitals.

But what excuse do men have to even gain the tummy in the first place? None. So a man with beer belly should be flogged not just for being lazy to work it off but for getting it in the first place.

Chillisauce:


Nigeria is not a safe place, esp considering election. ritualists everywhere . some looking for pregnant women.

Imagine him trying to escape from them

Not that hard to imagine. I can see him in my mind's eye, carrying the belly with both hands whilst running and looking over his shoulders to see if the pursuing ritualists are gaining in on him.

njokusboy:

Owk, so the fat flabby woman needed a gigolo to feel human again.. nice... Milfs on a row...

We don't know if she was a little overweight. What we do know for certain is that her Oga is so grossly out of shape that she just had to look outside, else run mad from waking up to the sight of his flabs every morning.

What does "MILF" mean?

crackhaus:

Lol, indeed...

However, it's quite expedient that we let them daydream, fantasize, and desperately try to make us feel bad
It has no effect because I made peace with my wor-wor situation a long while ago, and it hasn't stopped me from achieving my dream of institutionalized polygamy.

Barman, give dis man one crate

carefreewannabe:
Since the party is long over even though I am not yet tired ....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGEIOWBD6Q0

Lol!

So even with RKelly's "fly" and the trampoline, he still couldn't get the basket!

You gotta give it to him for making the effort sha.

cococandy:
I still think men with pot bellies look worse than women with pot bellies.

And moca Abi Chillisauce (who was it) is right. While there is no excuse for anyone to get fat and stay fat.

there's understandable reason why a woman can get a big tummy.the blame will come if after getting the tummy she doesn't do something to correct it.
Even then some women who had CS won't find tummy exercise easy especially if the surgery was done in one of those wack naija hospitals.

But what excuse do men have to even gain the tummy in the first place? None. So a man with beer belly should be flogged not just for being lazy to work it off but for getting it in the first place.

Pot bellies for men in some areas in Lagos is acclaimed evidence of good living. At least I know this when I was living in Lagos.

EfemenaXY:


Lol!

So even with RKelly's "fly" and the trampoline, he still couldn't get the basket!

You gotta give it to him for making the effort sha.

The effort won't count when ritualists hunt him.

crackhaus:
Just in case that other pic seems like it has been edited for aesthetics, here is an unedited one showing Joselyn in all her sweaty glory - she has a beautiful daughter, y'all have no excuse whatsoever...

Chillisauce

This one na moi moi. I'm not the one here with big fat belly, remember ? you are !

[img]https://citydrugsnigeria.files./2013/07/gutguy.jpg[/img]

this dude can erm take care of you - see now, signs of good living

cococandy:
I still think men with pot bellies look worse than women with pot bellies.

And moca Abi Chillisauce (who was it) is right. While there is no excuse for anyone to get fat and stay fat.

there's understandable reason why a woman can get a big tummy.the blame will come if after getting the tummy she doesn't do something to correct it.
Even then some women who had CS won't find tummy exercise easy especially if the surgery was done in one of those wack naija hospitals.

But what excuse do men have to even gain the tummy in the first place? None. So a man with beer belly should be flogged not just for being lazy to work it off but for getting it in the first place.

Absolutely disgusting pics.

carefreewannabe:




You forgot to add that the fat and angry but not-so-smart husband did not consider that his revenge would backfire as everyone knows now that he is a bad lover who is unable to satisfy a woman.

True that. Oh so very true.

jnrbayano:


Pot bellies for men in some areas in Lagos is acclaimed evidence of good living. At least I know this when I was living in Lagos.

Until they don't wake up from their sleep the next morning, and the in laws blame it on the wife.

Eat healthy, keep fit, clean up. Is that too much to ask .
And na those ones no dey gree remove their boxers for washing .the boxers go just taparara for the body

EfemenaXY:


Not that hard to imagine. I can see him in my mind's eye, carrying the belly with both hands whilst running and looking over his shoulders to see if the pursuing ritualists are gaining in on him.



We don't know if she was a little overweight. What we do know for certain is that her Oga is so grossly out of shape that she just had to look outside, else run mad from waking up to the sight of his flabs every morning.

What does "MILF" mean?

Huh?
Re u sure?

oyb:
[img]https://citydrugsnigeria.files./2013/07/gutguy.jpg[/img]

this dude can erm take care of you - see now, signs of good living

The most disturbing part is that this guy actually took a selfie ……

……...of that.

EfemenaXY:


Not that hard to imagine. I can see him in my mind's eye, carrying the belly with both hands whilst running and looking over his shoulders to see if the pursuing ritualists are gaining in on him.



We don't know if she was a little overweight. What we do know for certain is that her Oga is so grossly out of shape that she just had to look outside, else run mad from waking up to the sight of his flabs every morning.

What does "MILF" mean?

You know these children of nowadays keep up bringing new internet slangs and expect us to look it up. Ain't got time for that

carefreewannabe:


The effort won't count when ritualists hunt him.

Wasted effort and calories he must have burnt off trying to escape

oyb:
[img]https://citydrugsnigeria.files./2013/07/gutguy.jpg[/img]

this dude can erm take care of you - see now, signs of good living

No.

This one, I actually feel quite sorry for. You can see on his face that he's depressed and lost. Poor guy.

njokusboy:


Huh?
Re u sure?

Of course.

Chillisauce:


Until they don't wake up from their sleep the next morning, and the in laws blame it on the wife.

Eat healthy, keep fit, clean up. Is that too much to ask .
And na those ones no dey gree remove their boxers for washing .the boxers go just taparara for the body

You guys around here are much more comedians than guys in the jokes section.

EfemenaXY:




Absolutely disgusting pics.

That is.

I don't know why but I find fat and obese people as those who lack discipline.

Obesity,hbp and d rest calling

Chillisauce:


You know these children of nowadays keep up bringing new internet slangs and expect us to look it up. Ain't got time for that

Ofcourse, you don't have time for a lot of things

njokusboy:


Ofcourse, you don't have time for a lot of things

So what does it mean then?

MILF?

Chillisauce:


This one na moi moi. I'm not the one here with big fat belly, remember ? you are !

Were you not the one defending women with the stretched skin after birth excuse blah blah blah...

Is your belly even close to being flat/toned? Or do you want to lie for Africa now

njokusboy:

Barman, give dis man one crate

Much appreciated bro, I love my beer...

EfemenaXY:


So what does it mean then?

MILF?

mother i'd like to _ _ _ _

internet sland for hot mama

jnrbayano:


Pot bellies for men in some areas in Lagos is acclaimed evidence of good living. At least I know this when I was living in Lagos.

i know my brother. That's the only way they can make it obvious that they are Chiefs and alhajis