HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@CLEMCY WHATS WRONG IN MAMI?


AIGHT JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.

sure.

luv or lust at work

romade:

luv or lust at work

ALL OF 'EM

dats ryte

aight

[b]1, A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."


2. Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite.

One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."

He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

3. After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful one. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face."

"He's an arrogant, self-important prick, piss on him!"

"You did. All over his suit, " Louise informed him. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him," said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday."


4. A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied. [/b]

lol

WHERE ALL OF UNA GO??


MAKE UNA COM JARE MAKE WE TALK AND KNOW HOW DIS JOKE DEY DO UNA FOR BODY

lol. funny!

whats funny? u take style dey laff Y hustler bald head abi?

na ur bald head i dey laff o! hehehu!

HA HA HA HA HA AH AHA A AHA HA A SO @CLEM GET BALD HEAD??

WHERE CLECMCY DEY TODAY WEY BE SUNDAY?


AND YOU SHANN DID YOU MISS ME AFTER A LONG TIME

no i dint miss you.

I missed u!

u missed me

* hides face*

*Slaps hands away to expose face for back-hand-slap* lol

Yes I did.

gay club

hmm a'a dont belong.

den u r in d pataless club

The kpataless club is sooo right. Luv it!

and it loves you too

Thanxs y'all.

u are most welcome

he heeeeeeeeee who dani dey thank?

dont mind the village champion

@y hustler, which skool did u finished from?? U look awwesome in dat pikture.

school? haha. don't make me laugh.

i no go school my guy. as my mama born me put for house na so i put my ugly face just like that since.

Na lie. Explain to me how come all the kokolets dey chase you and rape you the other day?